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| SSB CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH- vs Jeff: Alright! We're ready for a brawl for the SSB Champion Belt! Mike Buffer: And now...it is time for your SSB Beach Battle Main Event! Today...the SSB Champion will be defending his title in a 1 on 1 Match! Are you ready?! (crowd cheers loudly!) And now...ladies and gentlemen...llllllllllllllllllllllllLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!! (crowd cheers loudly!) (N64 Yoshi's Story Techno Theme plays. The crowd is cheering!) Mike Buffer: The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall. First, the challenger...making his way to the ring, weing at 220 pounds, Yoshi! Jeff: We need to see if DK is coming or not! Because he's been injured for half a month! (N64 San Francisco Rush "Zethno" Theme plays! The crowd is cheering very loud!) Mike Buffer: And his opponent, making his way to the ring, weing at 235 pounds, he is the Super Smash Bros Champion, Donkey Kong! Jeff: I've noticed that DK no longer has that red tie! He now has a gold chain or something! (The Bell Rings!) Ryan: Yoshi begins the match by putting DK inside an egg! DK gets out and gives Yoshi a Spinning Attack! Jeff: Yoshi threw DK! Yoshi actually has the strength to throw a big man! Both guys are now missing attacks now! Ryan: POWERBOMB BY DK! (crowd cheers loudly!) He picks Yoshi up....DK COMBO! (crowd is still cheering) Jeff: .....WHAT A HUGE PUNCH BY DK! DK is going for the pin! Ryan: It could be over right here! 1...2...(Yoshi kicks out!) Jeff: Yoshi kicked out just in time! I thought DK had him right there! Ryan & Jeff: WIND UP PUNCH!!! (crowd cheers very loud!!) Ryan: The Wind-Up Punch on Yoshi! But it was not fully charged! So I don't think it's over here yet! (DK goes for the pin) Jeff: 1....2....(Yoshi kicks out! The crowd is cheering!) YES! IT ISN'T OVER YET!!! Ryan: Donkey Kong is at 17%! Yoshi is at 141%! .......POWER THROW BY DK!!!! (crowd is still cheering!) Jeff: DK is just unstoppable! He is just all over Yoshi! Ryan: Yoshi is on his feet! He throws an egg at DK! Jeff: DK is on a higher platform than Yoshi! He's going to drop onto him! DOUBLE FOOT STOMP! Man! This is a 1-sided match! Last time these 2 faced each other, Yoshi won! Ryan: Yoshi is on his feet again! He gets DK in a Sweep Attack. Jeff: ......WHOA!!! (crowd is cheering) Did you see that? DK splashed right onto Yoshi! And he's staying on him! It's a pin! Ryan: 1...2...(Yoshi again kicks out!) Jeff: YOSHI KICKED OUT AGAIN! He got splashed by a 235 pound man and still kicked out! Ryan: Yoshi is up. And....Yoshi's Surf attack! (A in the air, on the N64 Game) Yoshi is now using combination attacks onto DK! Jeff: Oh Yes! They both go down! Yoshi Hip-Dropped onto DK at the same time DK attacked Yoshi! Ryan: They both quickly recover. DK is at 111%. Yoshi is at 211%! That is rare. Yoshi rams right into DK and throws him! He Hip-Drops onto DK! Jeff: Yoshi must like Hip-Hop Music if he keeps doing that move! Ryan: DK is back up to his feet! He picked up Yoshi! Yoshi is in DK's arms! This could be a huge slam! DK is taking Yoshi to a high platform! Jeff: HE'S GOING TO SLAM YOSHI DOWN TWENTY FEET IN THE AIR! NO! NO! Ryan: (DK HOLDS YOSHI IN A GORILLA PRESS AND THROWS HIM DOWN!!!) YES!!! (crowd cheers very loud!) YOSHI WAS SLAMMED FROM A HIGH DISTANCE! YOSHI IS COMPLETELY OUT! Jeff: DK IS GOING TO SPLASH TWENTY FEET ONTO YOSHI! Ryan: HERE HE COMES!!! (DK JUMPS, FALLING ONTO YOSHI!!!) Jeff: HE DID IT! HE'S SPLASHED ONTO YOSHI! HE'S PINNING! IT'S ALL OVER RIGHT HERE!!! Ryan & Jeff: 1.....2.....(YOSHI KICKS OUT AS THE CROWD IS CHEERING VERY LOUD!!!) Jeff: OH MY GOSH!!! YOSHI WON'T STAY DOWN!!! Ryan: MY GOD IT'S NOT OVER! THANK GOD! Jeff: Donkey Kong is getting up slowly since he dropped onto Yoshi from like 20 feet! Ryan: Yoshi is getting up as well! Yoshi is on his feet! He's going to throw an egg at DK! Jeff: .....DK WIND-UP PUNCHED THE EGG!!! (crowd is still cheering!) DK falls down! Ryan: How was he able to Wind-Up Punch an egg?! (crowd starts chanting for Yoshi!) Ryan: Yoshi sent DK flying! Jeff: Why is everyone cheering for Yoshi?! Ryan: We are in Yoshi's Hometown! That is why! Jeff: Yoshi put DK inside another egg! Ryan: DK GETS OUT QUICKLY AND DROPKICKS YOSHI! Jeff: Yoshi's not done yet! He didn't fall over! Yoshi threw DK! Ryan: Another DK combo by DK! Jeff: Yoshi threw another egg at him! And he threw him! Ryan: DK is getting up...DROPKICK! (crowd starts chanting for DK!) Jeff: That's what I want to hear from the crowd! Much better! (joins crowd) Donkey Kong! Donkey Kong! ........Yoshi puts DK in an egg. DK gets out of it quickly! And-- Ryan & Jeff: WIND-UP PUNCH!!!! (CROWD CHEERS AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE!!!) Jeff: YES!!! There it is! The Wind-Up Punch on Yoshi! Both men are down! Ryan: Donkey Kong is geting up slowly, going for the pin! Yoshi is out! Yoshi didn't even expect it coming! Ryan, Jeff, & crowd: 1! 2! 3! (crowd cheers very loud!) Jeff: It's about time! Yoshi FINALLY lost! Mike Buffer: Here is your winner, and still the SSB Champion, Donkey Kong! Jeff: I'll tell you, Donkey Kong is dangerous! (SUDDENLY, THE TITANTRON LIGHTS UP, SHOWING A SHADOW OF SOMEONE BEHIND THE CAMERA! HE SPEAKS IN A LOW PITCHED VOICE!) ?: Donkey Kong...you think you're the best...you can defeat everyone in SSB...but you cannot defeat...me...you will meet me on anyday of the year...I will strike whenever I want... (THE TITANTRON GOES OFF. DONKEY KONG HAS A CONFUSED FACE. YOSHI IS STILL OUT.) Jeff: What the heck was that?! Ryan: I don't know! We'll have to find out soon! Plus, we're out of time! We might know more about that guy in the next month or so! Injury List Fox McCloud SSB Beach Battle was on August 8, 2001. I'm Ryan from Ryan's Huge N64 Site, signing off. |
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