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| SSB CHAMPIONSHIP- vs Mike Buffer: Ladies and Gentlemen...it is time for your SSB Autumn Armageddon Main Event! Today...the SSB Champion will be defending his SSB title against a challenger in a No-Disqualification Match! Are you ready? (crowd cheers) And now...ladies and gentlemen...lllllllllllllllLLLLET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLE!!!!! (crowd is cheering!) (Pikachu enters with Techno Music. The crowd is cheering) Mike Buffer: The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall. Making his way to the ring, weighing at 14 pounds, Pikachu! (Donkey Kong's Theme Music plays as the crowd is cheering very loud! Donkey Kong enters!) Mike Buffer: And his opponent, weighing at 235 pounds, he is the Super Smash Bros Champion, Donkey Kong! (The Bell Rings!) Ryan: Donkey Kong begins with a Split Kick! Jeff: WHOA! Pikachu got an early Thunder on Donkey Kong! And he throws DK! I'm surprised how a 14-pound mouse can throw a 235-pound monster! Ryan: They are both using up their strength! Jeff: Oh, that was cheap! Pikachu got DK in a Headbutt Combo and then smashed him! Pikachu is just all over DK! Ryan: We could have a new champion here! Jeff: DK can't take much more! Ryan: OH YES!!! (crowd cheers very loud!!!) DK GOT THE WIND-UP PUNCH ON PIKACHU!!! Both men are down! Jeff: That Wind-Up Punch was not fully charged! The match is not over yet! DK is going for the pin! Ryan: Who's side are you on, Jeff? (The referee counts the pin) Jeff: 1....2....(Pikachu kicks out!) (The crowd is shocked!) See what I mean? You can't defeat your opponent when your finisher isn't fully charged! Ryan: Pikachu is back to his senses. He is now throwing DK all over the place! WAIT A MINUTE! DK SLAMDUNKED PIKACHU! (crowd is cheering!) Jeff: Pikachu is back up! THUNDER!! HE GOT DK! IT'S OVER RIGHT HERE! Pin him, Pikachu! 1....2....(DK KICKS OUT) Ryan: NO!!! (crowd is cheering loudly!) IT'S NOT OVER YET!!! IT'S STILL TOO EARLY! DK still has some strength left in him! Jeff: Pikachu is now sending DK high in the air! Man, I love this match! It's shocking to see Donkey Kong struggle! I don't know why! Ryan: DK is still taking a beating in there! How can Pikachu defeat DK? It makes no sense! It takes about 3 guys to take down this giant! Jeff: Donkey Kong is still in the rng. Ryan: NO!!! Jeff: ANOTHER THUNDER!!! The refee is hurt from the Thunder! He's down! IT SHOULD BE OVER RIGHT HERE!!! The crowd is chanting for Pikachu! We're going to have a new champion! Pikachu is going for the pin! It's over right here! Ryan: Pikachu won't pin DK! He's going to make sure he stays down! He's going to give him the final blow! Jeff: IT'S THE ELECTRIC THROW!!! That should keep DK down! (Pikachu gets DK in the Electric Throw! DK falls on the ground and gets up right away! The crowd gasps!) Ryan: OH MY GOD! DK GOT UP RIGHT AWAY!!! Look at the face on DK! He's staring Pikachu down! He's got him in a Gorilla Press Slam! (DK slams Pikachu as hard as possible!) Jeff: You know what that means! (DK starts winding his hand as the crowd is cheering very loud!) It's the Wind-Up Punch! Ryan: WAIT A MINUTE!!! (Link, Captain Falcon, & Samus start running out of the titantron!) Jeff: IT'S THE NWO!!! What are they doing here?! (DK sees the NWO outside of the ring and starts arguing with them! Fox McCloud enters from the back of the arena and is standing in the middle of the ring with a steel chair!) Ryan: Wait a minute! Jeff: FOX MCCLOUD!!! He's standing right behind DK! DK's been distracted by the other members of the NWO! (DK stops arguing with the NWO and turns around. Fox McCloud smashes the steel chair on DK! DK is bursted open!) Ryan: OH MY GOSH! FOX MCCLOUD JUST HIT DK WITH A STEEL CHAIR! DK HAS A BLOODY FACE! Jeff: DK is completely outcold! It was DK that sent Fox McCloud in the hospital! Fox got some revenge! (The NWO watch the rest of the match outside of the ring!) Ryan: Pikachu is crawling on top of DK! Pikachu is outcold again, pinning DK! Both men have a bloody face! Jeff: Pikachu is outcold, DK is outcold, Pikachu is on top of DK! The referee is getting up, counting the pin very slowly! Ryan: 1! Jeff: Could this be the end for DK?! Ryan: It might be! 2! Jeff: He's going to lose the belt! NO! NOOOOO!!! Ryan: 3! Jeff: IT'S A NEW CHAMPION!!! THE CROWD IS BOOING! Mike Buffer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, AND THE NEW SSB CHAMPION, PIKACHU! Ryan: That SSB Title meant everything to DK! I can't believe Pikachu won! Jeff: Pikachu is still outcold, pinning DK! The NWO is celebrating that DK lost! (DK & Pikachu are put into ambulances.) Ryan: Fox McCloud just cost DK the SSB Title! If none of this happened, DK would have won the match! DK has never lost a match since April! Jeff: What will DK think about this match next time we see him? Ryan: The NWO is happier with Fox McCloud on the team! Fox McCloud has made a huge impact today! Well, we are out of time! Our next Pay Per View is the House Show, Clash Court! It is 19 days away! 3 weeks from now! I'm Ryan from Ryan's Huge N64 Site, signing off! |
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