| Memorial Civil War Main Event |
| 11:00AM MAIN EVENT |
| vs Fox McCloud |
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| Ryan: WE ARE JUST SECONDS AWAY UNTIL THE BIGGEST MATCH SSB WILL EVER HAVE!!! Jeff: The rules will change & everything! LET THE MATCH BEGIN!!! (Mushroom Kingdom Music plays as Mario enters. The crowd is booing!) Jeff: Wait a second! Here comes Mario! Ryan: Mario has a few last words before the match begins! Mario: (gets a microphone) And now....it's time for your Memorial Civil War Main Event! Today....a 1 on 1 match to find out who is the greatest hero of SSB! Both are in a 3-Stock match! For the First 2 Stocks, both must knock out each other out of the ring! For the last stock, they must win by Pinfall just like WWF! Jeff: What? Why Pinfall? Mario: These 2 will have no weapons or interference to help them win! Are you ready? (crowd is cheering!) Wait a minute! I forgot! This is Memorial Civil War! Here's how I'm supposed to say it! ARE YOU READY?! (crowd is cheering even louder!) Okay, that's better. Ladies and Gentlemen........lllllllllllllllllllllLET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLE!!!!! (crowd is cheering very loud!) Ryan: We have the band Devo to play Fox McCloud to the ring! Jeff: They'll start in any second! (Devo starts the song "Whip It" as Fox McCloud enters! The crowd is cheering at Devo!) Mario: First entering the ring, he is from Corneria, weighing about 200 pounds, he is 1/3 of the NWO, master of the Dropkick, he is known as the Weapon Boy, Fox McCloud! Fox: Yeah! Devo is cool! (raises both arms) YEAH!!! (crowd boos at Fox) Ryan: In any second is Donkey Kong entering the ring! (N64 San Francisco Rush "Zethno" song is playing as Donkey Kong enters! The crowd is cheering as loud as possible!) Mario: And his opponent, from Congo Bongo Island, weighing in about 235 pounds, master of the Wind-Up Punch, Donkey Kong! Jeff: Man, look at DK's face! He's really angry at Fox McCloud! Mario: Okay, I will be the guest referee of the match. I'll make sure there is no interference in this match. LET THE MATCH BEGIN!!! (The Bell Rings!!!) Jeff: Here we go! Fox: (talking to DK) You must realize that you came from a poor country! (Fox & DK are staring each other down) Ryan: Who's going to attack first? Jeff: .....YES! LOOK AT THEM BOTH GO! They're punching each other down! Ryan: Fox is now shooting DK with his Blaster Gun! Jeff: Whoa, look at this! (crowd cheers!) DK threw Fox really hard! Man, DK's got everything! Strength, Speed, & Endurance! Ryan: Here comes Fox's Enziguri Combination! Jeff: DK reversed it! He got right behind Fox! Ryan: Here comes some more Enziguris from Fox! Jeff: No! DK Double-stomps onto Fox! He did it again! Ryan: Someone has to fall out of the ring! Jeff: YEAH!!! (crowd cheers!) Powerbomb by DK! Ryan: But Fox gets back up and Splitkicks DK! Jeff: DK almost fell out of the ring! Ryan: Fox is doing everything he can to defeat Donkey Kong! Jeff: WHOA! An early Dropkick by Fox McCloud! Ryan: DK is now attacking Fox, His hand is all wound up! Jeff: Another Double-Foot Stomp by DK! Ryan: Fox is trying to be aggressive! Jeff: YEAH! (crowd cheers!) Another Power Throw by DK! He is using all these powerful moves on Fox! Ryan: Fox gives DK a Missile Dropkick. And DK slamdunks Fox! (crowd is cheering) Jeff: Fox is now shooting DK with his gun! Ryan: ....Whoa, DK came close to doing the Wind-Up Punch on Fox! Jeff: There's DK's Setup Punch! (A, Forward on N64) This could be the Wind-Up Punch coming up! Ryan: Fox with a Headbutt? I've never seen him do that move before! Jeff: Is DK gone.....NO! HE NEVER QUITS! Ryan: (crowd cheers loudly!) ANOTHER SLAMDUNK BY DK! DK: GRRRRR!!! (Grabs Fox) Ryan: This could be... Jeff: (crowd cheers) POWERBOMB! Ryan: Fox gets back to his feet and Splitkicks DK! Jeff: DK's gone........NO! HE'S STILL IN!!! .....Enziguri by Fox! ....DK survived that also! Ryan: Here comes one last move from Fox......DROPKICK!!! Fox: (makes a stance to everyone) Jeff: ......DK SURVIVED IT!!!!! (crowd is cheering very loud! They are chanting DK's name!) Ryan: Fox slams DK as he gets back in the ring! DK is already at 400%!!! Jeff: Fox is at 207%. Fox is just shooting DK constantly with his gun! Ryan: DK's shield broke. Now he's dazed! Jeff: And this could be-- Ryan & Jeff: YEAH!!! (crowd is cheering very loud!) Ryan: DK comes right back and just gave Fox a big clap! Is Fox gone? Jeff: No! Fox just barely survived it! These 2 are already tired! Ryan: These 2 still have 3 lives left! Jeff: DK gave Fox a Dropkick! Fox: (survives attack) Hiya! (bites his "you know what") DK: Dude, you're sick! Jeff: DK almost Wind-Up Punched Fox again! Ryan: Great Standing Sidekick by DK! Jeff: DK is starting to get thrown around now. He misses a Standing Sidekick. Ryan: Yes! DK tricked Fox & sent him into the air! Jeff: NO! An Arwing shot DK! He's now at 464%! Ryan: It look like Fox is riding the arwing! Jeff: But wait! Fox just kicked DK hard! Ryan: It looks like DK is struggling to get back in the ring while Fox is shooting DK with his gun!....DK FELL OUT OF THE RING! He lost his first stock! (crowd is booing) Fox: Yes! 1 down, 2 to go! Fox: 3 stocks left DK: 2 stocks left DK: (entering the ring) You haven't seen the strong version of me yet! Jeff: DK has fallen out of the ring and lost his first stock. All he has to do is make Fox fall out of the ring also. DK misses a non-fully-charged Wind-Up Punch. Ryan: Here comes the DK Combo! (Down+B when Damage meter is set to 50%) Jeff: Fox is kicking nothing! DK got behind Fox-- but Fox Dropkicks DK! Ryan: DK POWERBOMBS FOX!!! (crowd is cheering!) Fox: Hiya! (bites his "you know what") Jeff: DK escaped Fox's Dropkick! Ryan: Splitkick by DK! Jeff: Wait a second! Fox fell out of the ring! (crowd is cheering loudly!) Fox: 2 stocks left DK: 2 stocks left Fox: (entering the ring) You don't have to be a genius! Well actually, you can be one of those stupid cheeseheads from Milwaukee, Wisconsin! Ryan: Both guys are about equally fit! Jeff: Fox throws DK in the air! Now he Splitkicked him! DK's going to go for a Spin Attack but Fox grabbed him! Ryan: Fox threw him again! Jeff: Wait! DK Slamdunked him! (crowd cheers!) And Fox almost Dropkicked him in the butt! There's a Standing Sidekick by DK! Ryan: Fox just Splitkicked DK and sent him into the air! Jeff: There's another Slamdunk by DK! Man I have seen the NBA Finals, I have seen the Superbowl, I have seen Wrestlemania XVII, but nothing like this! Ryan: Fox again Enziguris DK! And another! Fox sent DK into the air! Jeff: But wait! An Arwing shot Fox! And again! Again! DK took no damage from the Arwing! Ryan: This could change the entire match! DK has an advantage now! Jeff: Can Fox get back in the ring? Fox: Hiya! (makes it back into the ring and bites his "you know what") Yum! Ryan: Fox makes it back in the ring. DK escapes Fox's Dropkick. Fox is now kicking DK! Jeff: There's a good attack by DK! He knocks Fox out of the way. Ryan: Fox threw DK. DK blocks another Dropkick from Fox! Jeff: There's a Low Blow by DK! That's gotta hurt! Fox: Hiya! (goes above DK & bites his "you know what") Ryan: Whoa! They both get hit by an Arwing! Who's going to fall out of the ring? Jeff: Neither one of them. Ryan: Fox almost fell out of the ring. And DK sent Fox flying! (crowd cheers) Fox: Hiya! (bites his "you know what") Ryan: They both go in the air. Jeff: AN ARWING SHOT BOTH OF THEM! They're both gone! Ryan: No! They both survive! Jeff: Fox is still shooting DK with his gun. Ryan: There's an Enziguri from Fox McCloud! Jeff: DK FELL OUT OF THE RING AGAIN! He has 1 life left! Fox must win this next stock by pinfall! Fox: (laughs) Fox: 2 stocks left DK: 1 stock left DK: (entering the ring) I get it now! You're trying to screw me out of the match! The "Forces of Donkey Kong" begin! Ryan: DK Splitkicked Fox! Jeff: FOX FELL OUT OF THE RING! DK KNOCKED HIM OUT WITH 1 HIT! They both are tied at 1 stock left! They are both at 0%! Both must win by pinfall! Fox: 1 stock left DK: 1 stock left Fox: (enters the ring) YOU DO NOT FOOL WITH THE WEAPON BOY!! I'M THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!! Jeff: Fox is really angry now! He Splitkicked DK! YEAH! DK tackled him! Ryan: DK is now using lots of combinations on Fox! Jeff: We are witnessing something that will be talked about for years to come! Ryan: DK is still using combinations on Fox! I think he won the match! Jeff: They're both hurting each other now. They are about equal in Hit Points! They are both very tired! They both must win by Pinfall! Ryan: There it is! The DK Combo! Wait a second, DK's going for the pin! Mario is the referee! Everyone: 1! 2! (Fox kicks out) (crowd goes "Ooooh" since Fox kicked out of the pin) Ryan: It was a Mid-2 Count. Man, everyone in this building was shouting "1! 2!" They all want DK to win the match! Jeff: DK misses another Wind-Up Punch! That's about the 5th one he missed! Ryan: Fox just kicked DK hard! Jeff: Go for the pin, Fox! You could have him here! Ryan: Fox picks him up and does another Enziguri! Actually 2 Enziguris! Jeff: The Enziguri is Fox McCloud's 2nd Most Powerful move that he can perform. Fox: HIYA!!! (bites his "you know what") Jeff: Stop doing that Fox! You're wasting your time! Ryan: DK is now hurting Fox! Jeff: There's another Enziguri from Fox! Ryan: DK gets back up to his feet. And does a Double-Footstomp onto Fox! ...HE'S GOING FOR THE COVER!!! Everyone: 1! 2! (Fox kicks out) (crowd again goes "Ooooh!") Jeff: Still a Mid-2 Count! DK needs to more powerful moves. Ryan: They're both using basic attacks on each other. WHOA, what was that?! Jeff: I'VE NEVER SEEN DK DO THAT MOVE! CLOTHESLINE! (crowd is cheering!) Ryan: This could be the Wind-Up Punch--no! Not yet! Jeff: Fox does another Enziguri! Ryan: Fox is lacking skills in there. He needs to do other moves besides the Enziguri. Fox: Hiya! (sends DK in the air) Jeff: Nice Fire Fox attack from Fox. Ryan: DK's got Fox in his hands again! Jeff: Fox is going for another Enziguri but DK REVERSED IT!!! Another Pin! Everyone: ....1!....2!....(Fox kicks out just in time!) (crowd is cheering for DK!) Jeff: DK almost had Fox in that pin! DK was just 1/10 of a second to winning the match! Ryan: NO!!! IT'S THE DROPKICK FROM FOX!!! HE GOT HIM!!! DK IS DOWN!!! Jeff: There is absolutely NO WAY DK is getting up from the Dropkick! Ryan: Fox is going for the pin! Jeff: It's going to be a 3 Count right here! Everyone: 1!....2!....(DK KICKS OUT!!!) (CROWD IS CHEERING VERY LOUDLY!) Ryan: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! DK KICKED OUT OF THE DROPKICK!!! Jeff: Look at Fox's face! He can't believe it either! DK was 1/10 of a second to losing the match! Fox: (pounding the floor hard!) GRRRR!!!! Jeff: Oh, man. That's it! You just can't beat Donkey Kong! Whatever you do to him, he just kicks out of anything! Ryan: Look at this! Both faces of Fox & DK are all bloody from this match! DK is getting to his feet while Fox is angry at Mario for not doing the pinfall count faster! He doesn't see DK getting up! DK THREW FOX IN THE AIR! (crowd is still cheering!) THERE'S A SPLITKICK BY DK!!! Jeff: Fox is back to his feet and is shooting DK with his gun! Ryan: THERE'S ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE FROM DK! Jeff: Fox is still shooting DK! Ryan: NO!!! DK GOT SHOT BY AN ARWING!!! Jeff: DK could fall out of the ring......he made it back in! He's in the ring! Ryan: THERE'S A SLAMDUNK BY DK! This match is getting extremely close! Who will win? Jeff: There's a Splitkick by DK! Fox is flying in the air! I'm very nervous for DK! Ryan: Me too. Jeff: DK WITH A POWERBOMB!!! THERE'S A DK COMBO!!! DK IS AT 353% WHILE FOX IS AT 376%!! DK IS WINNING THE MATCH!! Ryan: THERE'S A LOW BLOW BY DK! I don't know how much more pain Fox can take! Jeff: ANOTHER POWERBOMB FROM DK!!! DK IS BEATING THE LIVING HELL OUT OF FOX MCCLOUD!!! Ryan: DK is at 353%! Fox is at 400%! The more damage you take, the harder it is to kick out of pins! Jeff: There's a Dropkick from DK! Ryan: DK IS WINDING HIS HAND!!! HERE COMES THE WIND-UP PUNCH!!! (THE CROWD IS CHEERING LOUDLY!) Jeff: The Setup Punch & then the Wind-Up Punch! That's how he does it! Ryan: Fox is up on his feet completely dazed! HERE WE GO!!! The Setup Punch connected! Here it comes....YEAH!!!! HE GOT HIM!!!!! (CROWD IS GOING VERY WILD!) Jeff: I could actually hear the impact of the Wind-Up Punch from here! All those people taking pictures of that Wind-Up Punch made me feel dizzy! Ryan: DK IS GOING FOR THE COVER!!! Jeff: NO! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! Ryan & the crowd: 1!..... Jeff: IT'S OVER!!! Ryan & the crowd: 2!..... Jeff: DK IS THE WINNER!!! EVERYONE: 3!!! (CROWD GOES TOTALLY WILD!!!) JEFF: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! DONKEY KONG HAS DEFEATED THE WEAPON BOY!!! (DK's enterance music is playing!) MARIO: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, AND THE GREATEST HERO OF SUPER SMASH BROTHERS, DONKEY KONG!!! JEFF: I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT! DK PROVED FOX WRONG AGAIN! JUST LIKE WHAT HE SAID IN MARCH! WE ARE WITNESSING A MATCH THAT WILL BE TALKED ABOUT FOR YEARS TO COME! Ryan: DK is staring at Mario! What are they going to do? Jeff: ......THEY'RE SHAKING HANDS! DK & Mario are no longer rivals! DK thinks he won because of Mario! Ryan: They both are celebrating! They're drinking Beer! Jeff: Fox McCloud is still down! Some Chanseys are going to put him in an ambulance! Ryan: We were right Jeff! This was the greatest match of all time! Well, tomorrow on SSB Blackout, we'll tell you updates on why Fox McCloud is in an ambulance! We have no idea why he is in an ambuance! Well, in 2 weeks, I'm off to Florida! Disney World! Jeff: Oh, man! Why can't I go? Ryan: Because you didn't plan on going! WELL, WE ARE OUT OF TIME! IT IS 1:00PM! Injury List Fox McCloud Memorial Civil War was from 8:00AM to 1:00PM. (Sorry, it took forever to make the storyline.) We are 24 days away until Summer Slamfest! I am Ryan from Ryan's Huge N64 Site, signing off. |