READ THIS! A NASCAR fan died and went to Heaven. Upon entering, this person noticed Alan Kulwicki's racecar, and asked St. Peter about it. St. Peter said Alan was in Heaven and his car was on display. Walking a little further, the man sees Davel Allison's car. Once again, he inquired St. Peter about it." Davey Allison is also in Heaven. In fact, God is a BIG NASCAR fan, so when drivers die, their race cars get put on display." Walking still further, the man came up on Ricky Rudd's #28 Ford - the incredible veteran who puts all his heart and soul into racing. At the sight, the new Heaven dweller paniked! "OH, NO! St. Peter - Ricky Rudd is having one of his best years this year and you mean to tell me that he has just died?!?!" "No, No, son." St. Peter chuckled. "That's God's car! He just lets Ricky use it on the weekends." |