Wackiness abounds!

"They have a tendancy to migrate."
"What, jelly donuts?"
"No, libraries."
-Jill and Bekah very late at night.

"Hey, it's like solitary confinement!"
"No, that's the microwave."
-Erik and Nicole, referring to Jill's bird.

"And the hand of God reached out...and *slapped* you."
-Erin, referring to some hymn.

Week of October 13th

"Dirty little bastard snake in the grass."
-Nick, referring to PRO

"Rationalism rears its ugly head!"
-Dr. McHugh

"*munch* *munch* There's unattended Girl Scout Cookies in the student lounge."
-Dr. McHugh again

"What would PRO taste like?"
"Nothing!"
"It would taste non-overt."
"But be incredibly filling!"
-Bekah, Nick and Dr. Keach

"It's not just it's frontness, it's it's i-ness."
-Dr. McHugh

"Once you do this, you'll be stronger people."
-Dr. Keach referring to the midterm (!)

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"I like to expand my ribcage."
-Dr. Akinnaso

Week of October 20th

"Fuck, it's Monday."
-Rob

"Singen zu Gott, oder ich mache ihnen bezahlen...."
-Lee

"I need a heart transplant, since mine is now cold and black."
-Lee again

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[+hick]
-Phonology Class

"It's like Queer Eye for the Queer Guy."
-Dr. McHugh

Lee: ALthough there is something to be said for larger, beefier men- they awful fun to climb around on.
RunicLinguist: and they can pick you up
Lee: this is true....
RunicLinguist: I've always been a fan of beef.
RunicLinguist: It's what's for dinner.
-Lee and Bekah on IM

"Ich bin ausgeflipt."
-Yours truly. (I would assume it's a strong verb, but who knows.)

"Logic loses many a battle with the alphabet."
-a Phonology homework assignment.

Week of October 27th

"If we're going to aspire to be absent-minded professors, we might as well start by being absent-minded students.
-Eric

"They give good salad."
-Dr. McHugh, talking about the Turkish Lunch truck

"What is he supposed to be dressed up as?"
"Gay."
-Bekah and Erik, referred to Henri David's Halloween Costume.

Week of November 3rd

"Yeah. Hungarian is the same Affix Hell."
-Ars

Week of November 17th

"Give me all your money, or we will eat your soul!"
-Dave, referring to the King of Prussia (gigantic) mall

"Eng mir ein Schickel."
-Lee, making fun of a German song, "Schick mir ein Engel"

"Next time, bring a hairdryer."
-Professor Keach, to Nick who was soaked from the rain

"Topicalize this!"
-Nick

Week of November 24th

Software is like sex! It must be free!
-ars

Week of December 1st

Swahiliisratherdifficultithink
-ars

"Supress your gladness, my dear young friend, it's Second Palatalization!"
-ars, quoting one of his college professors

"I feel like a traitor, but I'll still eat your cake."
-Jill (at a lunch)

Week of December 8th

"I'm awash in a sea of dead trees!"
-Ed, commenting on the amount of paper on his desk

Week of January 5th

"What's a little mastication between friends?"
-Nicole

"movie = barfing up a live toad."
-Jason referring to the Dungeons and Dragons movie


Week of January 19th

Mother f&(*&)ing syntax, mother f^**&ing Chomsky
-Ars

"Everyone stop what you're doing and look for my coffee cup!"
-Ed



Week of February 9th

"Yield to me your bean!...I need another drink."
-Bekah at Pod

"With great parking comes great responsibility."
-Bekah after Nicole found a *great* parking space in front of the building

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