Love is sweet as summer showers
Love is a wonderous work of heart
But your love oh your love your loveee...
Is like a giant piegon... crapping on my heart...
La la la la la la la.....
New York City has no power and the milk is gettin sour..
But to me tahat is not scary Because I stay away from dairy...
La la la la la la la.....
You don't hav to be awake to be my man.
Long as you have braine waves,
I'll be there to hold your hand,
Though we just met the other day there's something I have got to say.....
I made I man with eyes of coals and a smile so bewitchin'
How was I supposed to know that my mom was dead in the kitchen.
La la la la la la....
They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch,
But soon they'll grow up and resent you so much
Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why cry and you cry and you cry
and you cry, and you cry....
I'm in the shower and I'm writnig a song,
Stop me if you've heard it.
My skin is soapie and my hair is wet and tergin spelled backward is nerget
Lather, rinse, repeat
Lather, rinse, repeat
Lather, rinse, repeat
As needed!!
Smelly cat, smelly cat
What are they feeding you?
Smelly cat oh smelly cat it's not your fault
They won't take you to the wet
You're obviously not their favorite pet
You may not be bed of roses.
And you're no friend to those with noises.
There was a girl we'll call her Betty,
And a guy lets call him Neil
Now I can't stress this point too strongly
This story isn't real.
Now our Neil must decide,
Who will be the girl and the cats aside?
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly
Or will it be the one who we'll call L-L-Loolie?
He must decide, he must decide
Even though I made him up he must decideeee!!!!!
Now grandma's a person who everyone likes,
She bought you a train and a bright shiny bike,
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner and last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.
Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru,
But truth is she died and someday you will too!!!
Oh the cow in the meadow goes "Moo"
Oh the cow meadow goes "Moo"
Then the farmer hits him and head grinds up! And that's how we get hamburgers!!!
Now Chickens......
There'll be times when you get older
When you want to sleep with people
Just to make them like you
But DON'T
Cause that's another thing that you dont wanna do, that's the other thing that you don't wanna do!!!
And a crusty old man said
"I willl do what I can"
And the rest of the rats played maracas.
Oh the cow in the meadow goes "Moo"
Oh the cow meadow goes "Moo"
Then the farmer hits him and head grinds up! And that's how we get hamburgers!!!
Now Chickens......
