3rd edition 652 ACS
Written By: Scott
Siskind
Compiled
and Edited by: E. Metzler
Introduction/Note from Editor
The following history of the Apollo
Sector, and other nations, was originally written as a history course taught by
Professor Scott Siskind at the Boreal
University in Hyperborea.
The course was later moved to the University in Jasonia where it is
currently being held. In addition this
book was taken directly from the class as taught by Prof. Siskind and was
compile with only a few light editions and revisions. As well, several parts of this book are written in the first
person and has personal references to the professor himself. These are currently being left in to help
with the flow of the document but may be removed in a later edition.
After the main segment of this book
there are several appendixes. Appendix A consists of a list of common
abbreviations used by the Apollo Sector.
Appendix B consists of a glossary of words and terms used in Apollo
society and within this book. Appendix
C comprises of a list of important historical persons and their common aliases and
nicknames. All Appendixes including and
after D are the actually official histories of nations that where once or are
now in existence. These are in place to
help give a better understanding of the point of views of the individual
nations and to fill in any minor details missed in the main section of this
book.
Note
from the Author; Professor Scott Siskind of Hyperborea
As I participated in these times and
even led one side on and off, I really can't claim, nor will I claim, to be
unbiased. I've tried to get rid of as
much bias as possible, but doubt it worked.
That being said, go Audentior!
Death to the Automatic scum!
Lesson I: In The Beginning…
The
Apolyton Forum and the Grand Alliance
It all began in a forum called The
Apolyton Civilization II Site Off-Topic
This forum still exists today, and can be seen at the above link, but it's
changed a lot. In August 1999, it was a
vibrant community, with fascinating people, freedom to say whatever, and a
great sense of friendship. Now it's
mainly a place where annoying people complain and a heavy-handed moderator
deletes anything that isn't about something he likes. In any case, the forum in 1999 was an important site with
hundreds of people visiting.
One of the people who visited went under the nick of Giant Squid. One night (August 5, 1999), while randomly
scanning the Internet, he came across a Geocities site called The Grand Alliance. While he did not know it, he had stumbled
upon an example of micronationalism, a totally new concept to him and everyone
at the forum. Excited, he immediately
started a thread at Apolyton asking if anyone else was interested in this
concept. He got a number of replies
showing a cautious interest, and one person who seemed extremely excited. This person went, of course, by the nickname
Evan von Christoph.
Evan von Christoph
Evan was a very interesting character, as anyone who knew him (and there are
still a few people left in the Apollo Sector who did) will be able to tell
you. He claimed to be a German fascist
(but not a Nazi, he couldn't stand being called a Nazi) who led a small
terrorist organization called the Truppen des Todes. No one quite believed him on this one, but he definitely tried
very hard to make it plausible. He
spoke quite a bit of German and was always up to date on the latest conspiracy
theories involving the CIA. Most people
hated Evan, and he usually hated them back.
But everyone agreed that he was intelligent, humorous (if not
intentionally) and definitely interesting.
The First Chat and its Aftermath
Evan and Giant Squid immediately met at the Apolyton Java Chat to arrange a
plan. In meeting lasting no more than a
half-hour, they decided that Apolytoners should start their own
micronation. Squid and Evan were to be
co-leaders until a normal government could be set up. Evan immediately registered a Geocities site at
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/7777/ (this is historically
interesting, but the site has long since been replaced with something else, so
don't bother going to the link). Later
information turned the fact that it was due to some superstitious fascination
of his with the number 7, but that wasn't known until later. Giant Squid then registered a forum with
www.eesite.com. In an incredible
historical tragedy, Eesite deleted these fora about 6 months ago, but Duke
Caruso may have backup copies. About 10
or so Apolytoners immediately starting posting and formed a little community.
The Creation of the Site
The website was designed and created mainly by Giant Squid. It featured a logo similar to that of the
Apolyton Civ Site, and a flag of which unfortunately no copies have
survived. It consisted of two units
from the game Civ2 on either side of the game's logo, a planet earth with a
pyramid by it. The website has of course
long since been replaced by the Audentior site.
The Economy
The basis of the economy was never really in doubt. A few months before on Apolyton, a group of people, who were
obsessed with their post count there, created a unit, the @, which represented
the post. @’S became the basic Apolyton
currency unit. People were given @s by
the government based on their post count at Apolyton. The ways to spend these were few and far between. There were a couple of the ever-popular
fictional-product stores; however, the most popular business was Makeo's
Casino. In this, you could bet @s on
the outcome of sporting events or on whom the moderators would ban next from
Apolyton. Makeo became extremely rich
through this.
Politics
Giant Squid and Evan von Christoph were provisional leaders, meaning they could
do whatever they wanted. However, as
Squid had a chronic fear of leadership positions and Evan knew that everyone
hated him, they decided it would be best to have a "puppet
government". They looked for someone
who was popular at Apolyton and willing to serve, but very unlikely to get
anything done. When Squid asked Mark
Laanen whether he would be Prime Minister, and Laanen replied, "As long as
I don't have to do anything", they knew they had found their man. Laanen was immediately appointed Provisional
Prime Minister, and elections for a more permanent government were set for
August 20th or so.
The elections spurred a move to make an absurd number of parties. In a nation which had, at the time, about 20
people, there were at least 7 parties, with an average membership of only about
3. As there weren't many real issues,
these tending to be groups of people with a single agenda. For example, the Apolyton Veterans Party,
one of the largest, thought that people who had been on the Apolyton fora the
longest should become something of an aristocracy, while another party of
newbies vigorously opposed them. There
was a Libertarian Party, which was like every other Libertarian Party in the
Universe, a party that thought that the micronation should be less serious, and
all kinds of other things.
The major political event of this period was the Sort Of Coup on or around
August 15th or so. Evan von Christoph
had grown increasingly paranoid about plots to overthrow him. He had created a Secret Police, and
appointed Makeo the leader, which was somewhat comical, as he was horrible at
secrecy and kept on bragging that he was head of the Secret Police when
technically no one was supposed to know it existed. On the 15th, or whenever it was, Evan's paranoia reached a
climax, and he decided that either Giant Squid or an unknown faction within the
country was about to overthrow him.
Therefore, he took GSquid's power over the fora away, making him sole
admin. Shocked and disappointed, Squid
decided to strike back by blocking Evan from the site. The standoff continued for about 5 minutes,
after which Evan hacked into the site and took it back, leaving Squid without a
leg to stand on. However, for reasons
unknown, Evan then gave control of both site and forum back to Squid, making
him promise first not to take it away.
While the motives are still not clear, possibilities include the fact
that Evan didn't want to do the whole thing on his own, or that he feared that
Squid (who had Laanen's support), would be able to take away all the citizens
and make a country of his own. Evan's
official response was that the coup was just a trick to provoke any plot
against him to come out into the open, and since none did, he was satisfied and
was very sorry that he had to test Squid like that.
The fall of Apolyton
On or about August 17th, Squid had to leave for a family vacation. Before leaving, he instructed Laanen to make
sure to hold the elections on the 20th as had been planned. However, few of the parties were prepared
for the event, and Laanen gave into their demands, pushing it forward to an
undisclosed date. When Squid returned,
he was furious, and demanded that the elections be held immediately. Laanen said that would never work and would
result in the fall of the country, which had already been weakened by people
gradually losing interest in the past week.
Although the two tried to come to a compromise, more and more people
left while they were negotiating, including Evan, who was later to say that he
was captured by Israeli spies and held him in a secret jail in Turkey during
the period. In any case, both of them
soon had other things to do, and the elections were never held. By September 1st, 1999, Apolyton Independent
Nation was completely dead, and it was doubtful that anyone suspected that they
would ever be hearing of micronations again.
Lesson II: The Audente Age
On
November 27th, Evan von Christoph returned to Apolyton. He claimed to have been held in a Turkish
jail between August and then, but the reasons are immaterial. In any case, he immediately checked the old
site of Apolyton Independent Nation and noticed its fall. He talked to Squid, and the two agreed that
the time was ripe for a recreation of the country.
Originally, they hoped to call it Apolyton again, and they again asked the
owners of the Apolyton Civilization Site for permission. Unfortunately, they said no, worried by
Evan's growing reputation as an unusual person. The two immediately worked on a new name. They wished to keep the AIN acronym because
of work that had already been done on the site, and thus needed only another
word that begun with "A". In
his Latin class, Squid had heard a motto that stuck with him: "Audentior
ito qua tua te fortuna sinet"…continue to go more boldly where fortune
allows. The two agreed that the word
Audentior, meaning more bold, would be an optimal new name.
The AIN website is probably the best known in Apollo Sector history. Rather than describe it, I will give you a
link to the Great Audentior Museum, maintained by Bill Dusch at
http://www.geocities.com/audente/. This
is a very good copy of the original site, although a few images are broken. The distinctive cloud and rainbow motto
pattern is well known.
The flag was a difficult matter, and originally Squid was appointed to design
it himself. In all innocence, he
suggested a flag based on the spectrum of light, but Evan, a violent homophobe
(he later turned out to be gay.) informed him that that was the gay flag and
would not be acceptable for the nation.
Squid submitted a number of designs based on fractals, but everyone else
thought they were too complex and weird.
Finally, the design fell to Adam Stone, who had some experience in
graphic arts. He created the
"rising sun" flag that can be seen on the front of the museum page,
and that was continued for the new Audentior, which will be discussed later.
Audentior first met in early December on a UBB forum provided by
"MasterBob" (real name unknown).
Its first government was a Parliament of five people, directly elected
by the citizens and without a definite leader.
The first Parliament consisted of Squid, Ming (real name known, but not
public), MasterBob, Adam Stone, and MarkL.
Mark was chosen Prime Minister.
For the first month, the nation was involved in, well, domestic
stuff. I don't think anything important
really happened. There were a few laws
passed, and Ross Alexander wrote the first constitution, which can be seen
here: http://www.geocities.com/audente/hiscon.html.
Before going further, it will be necessary to discuss Bill Dusch, the keeper of
the museum, in more detail. Dusch, at
the time this was occurring, believed in a form of government he had invented,
called Demesos, which was more or less a combination of democracy and
socialism. Fundamental principles of
Demesos included a Watcher branch, which would make sure that the other
branches did their job, a powerful President who ruled until impeachment, and a
prohibition of racism. These
principles, while controversial, attracted a small following. For more on Demesos, see the Demesos
Presentation at http://members.nbci.com/_XMCM/bill90/DemesosP/index.htm
On December 28th, 1999, Bill founded the United Demesos, which has more or less
been preserved as the Great Demesos Museum at
http://members.nbci.com/unitedemesos/ (the page is really bad without IE, so
consider yourself warned). The Audente
reaction to this was cautious optimism on the outside and extreme annoyance on
the inside. The Audente leadership did
not want everyone and his brother going and founding a new country: they wanted
a monopoly power in the Sector.
(Originally called the Apolyton Sector, it was shortened to the Apollo
Sector when Apolyton Civ II Site asked us not to use their name).
Thus, they covertly tried to prevent the UD from really getting anywhere.
This failed. Bill and the United
Demesos discovered dual citizenship, and got about 15 citizens early on, many
of who were active. Eventually,
Audentior decided that, since Demesosians could still be Audentior citizens, a
partner to interact with would be a benefit.
They officially recognized the United Demesos. Until this they had done almost no foreign policy.
Around this time, Squid was trying to increase Audentior's citizenship, so he
talked to various people at his school.
None of them really thought much of it except for John Sager, who was in
the same English and History classes.
Sager originally laughed off the idea and ridiculed the participants,
but eventually he got more interested and became an Audentior citizen. He then started no end to trouble.
He first founded the Automatic For The People party, named after A R.E.M.
album. The platform of this party was
to increase participation in government and to fight what he thought of as a
dictatorship by Squid and Evan. At
first the government laughed off his efforts, but he soon grew into a political
force.
OutOfTime
Unregistered User
(2/10/00 8:05:36 pm)
New Political Party Forming For Audentior
[01-08-2000 21:25:58]
Hello, I am forming a "perfect" political party of Audentior. I hope you will take the time to read this
& consider its benefits. Signup
below the message. Automatic For The
People Political Party Of Audentior "Come As You Are" We are a party
that wants equal rights & give every willing individual a chance to make a
decision in affairs of government. In
our party everyone is equal, & everyone gets a say in the decisions made by
our parliementarian. (On 02/01/00, we
will have to band together to vote to put an Auto in parliament. Two would also be a great
accomplishment. Once we get an Auto in
parliament the ideas & reforms of our people can go into effect through the
Auto). All people of a party, who
choose so, can get a say in the decisions of our parliamentarian.
Members of the Party:
1. Leader (voted the weak before
national elections)
2. (3) Associate Leaders (voted the
weak before national elections)
3. (2) Parliamentarian Candidates (can
be leaders or autos)
4. (*)
Autos (anyone who wants to be an auto can be an auto & vote
regularly & constantly participate in party & national decisions. You must parcipite in 3/5 voting measures to
keep status as an Auto.
5. People (the people of the party who wish not to take the responsibility of
the decisions but still may participate in discussion & become an Auto)
Priorites of Automatic For The People: (no order)
1. Expand Audentior
2. Promote equal rights & all
participation everywhere
3. Win imperialism
4. Raise money through advertising for
charities.
5. Make changes for the better.
6. Participate in real life political forums.
7. Spread ideas of equality, toleration, and humanity.
8. Have fun.
9. Reform Audentior Government.
10. Improve Audentior
There are still faults in this system.
Many details have not been worked out with the party. We need to form the party to work out
details & we need to win a seat in Parliament on 02/01/00.
Timeline Of Automatic For The People:
Signup 01/08/00-01/23/00
In Party Elections- (discussion in forum to be decided) 01/24/00-01/31/00
February 1st 2000 Vote for our representative in parliament.
This party is searching for the perfect government. To do so change is needed & we will make change where it will
benefit humanity. Everyone counts in
this society. Audentes: Please consider
joining this party Non Audentes: Please join Apolyton & consider joining
this party. If you have any questions
please contact [email protected]
Signup Form-
Name:
Email:
Audentior member? (Y/n):
Will you be a loyal member attempting to benefit humans & will you back up
our views? (Y/n):
Do you want to be an Auto?:
Do you want to run for Leader or Associate Leaders?:
Do you want to be a candidate for parliament?:
Comments:
Thank you very much for consideration!*
* Original post announcing the creation of the AFTP.
Sager,
who took the Internet name "RainbowJDS" and “OutOFTime”, immediately
attracted some new people to his party.
The first was a new micronationalist named Jason Steffke. After a week, party membership had reached
5, and it looked like they would get a Parliament seat in the next
election. Because of their emphasis on
the current government being a vehicle for a dictatorship by Squid and EvC (which,
to be fair, it more or less was), the government didn't particularly like
them. Evan especially started sounding
off propaganda pieces against the AFTPers, and AFTP responded by filling their
party newsletter with anti-AIN propaganda.
Soon the two factions absolutely loathed each other. At about this time, Sager found a new forum
service called EZBoard, which he started using. Evan used spies to discover the EZBoard while it was still under
construction and opened an AIN EZBoard at about the same time, to the great
annoyance of Sager, who was hoping to get a leg up on the competition. This is the first recorded use of EZBoard by
any micronation, and one of those micronational accomplishments the Apollo
Sector is proud of.
In any case, the intra-party government of AFTP and its conflict with the AIN
government made a revolt inevitable. In
mid-January, AFTP started doing things that were not normal for a party to do,
and which hinted that they were becoming their own country. On February 4th, they officially declared
independence.
Audentior's ally, the United Demesos, immediately declared war on them. Squid and EvC led a motion in Parliament to
declare war on the secessionists, but it narrowly failed, defeated both by
pacifists and by AFTPers who had actually won seats in Parliament (they
conveniently waited until after the election to secede.). The UD, while relatively large, could not
fight the war alone, and called upon a new nation, which they had just discovered
and established relationships with, Ceres.
(Ceres is the country, which is now known as Blackrock). Cerean/Demesosist troops disrupted the AFTP
forum in a struggle that is now known as the Automatic War, probably the
largest conflict ever in the Apollo Sector.
While banned by Parliament from participating directly, Audentior's
first-class spy network, led by Evan, wreaked havoc on the rebels as well. The Audentior plot was to provoke a
rebellion among the Automatics, and around February 15th they did just
that. Jason "Djugashvili" Franz,
leader of the Automatic For The People Secret Police and Automatic Communist
Party, seceded with his followers to form the Great People's Republic, which
joined the allied Ceres-Demesos troops in invading AFTP. In the midst of the chaos, Jason Steffke
decided he had enough of the war and created the Flying Islands Of Jasonia as a
huge refugee camp supposedly made by using antigravity generators on an
Automatic fortress to flee the Allied invasion. We will come back to the Islands eventually. Squid approached the same problem in a
different way, founding the Apollo Confederacy as a force for peace within the
Sector.
After two weeks of war or so, the UD and AFTP made a peace treaty, although
they still didn't like each other, and Ceres followed. The conditions of the peace were that Ceres
and a neutral nation would maintain peacekeeping garrisons in AFTP
territory. The neutral nation chosen
was the Purple Bunny Federation, a friend of Ceres's.
After the war was over, the Great People's Republic and Automatic For The
People saw their differences fade away, and merged into the Great Automatic
People's Republic, or GAPR. Franz was
chosen Commissar, the highest position, and Sager had most of the real power. From the beginning, Audentior and GAPR hated
one another. As a former Audente
myself, I can't really tell you the GAPR side of the cold war that followed,
but I know that Audentior successfully put a few spies in high-level GAPR
positions and caught (and fed misinformation to) a few of their spies in our
army. In any case, it was pretty
ugly. Eventually Squid got tried for
something or other in the GAPR fora and was banned, and Evan banned John from
Audentior under security pretenses. The
GAPR built up a large fake army and navy, commanded by Patrick Foley, the
Commander in Chief from AFTP (if anyone wondered why we sometimes call him
CINCAFTP, that was his nickname then due to his position) The UD, which was
firmly on the Audente side during this conflict, also built a large fake navy.
Evan then took a short trip. When he
returned, he started spreading rumors among the army. Parliament got sort of worried that he was planning something. And indeed they should have been. Evan announced to Squid that, with or
without his approval, he was going to overthrow the legitimate Audentior
government and replace it with a dictatorship under him. Squid decided that it would destroy
Audentior to try to resist the change, and instead tried to temper Evan's plans. What it finally resulted in was that Evan,
backed by the army, proposed a new constitution giving him a huge amount of
power and declaring him Emperor, and that it was accepted. On March 21st, 2000, the Audente Empire
begun.
The point of the Empire, it was immediately made clear, was to carry the
struggle against GAPR to a new level.
Ties were made with Ceres and the United Demesos that formed a major
defense alliance that was obviously opposed to GAPR. In return, GAPR recruited the Flying Islands to sign an alliance
with it, polarizing both factions. Now,
in the middle of this brewing conflict from which both nations could not emerge
alive, I want to interrupt this to explain some things I left out that will be
important later on.
First is
the MyNation affair. Matt "The
Brain" Lamantia from Apolyton thought that micronations were silly and
created a satirical country called MyNation.
Their flag was a smiley face, and their major industry was Spam
mining. Eventually, Matt and his friend
Greg "Gman" Shaddinger tired of it, and let it laps into inactivity,
where a joint Ceres/Demesos force invaded it.
During the Audente Empire, Emperor Evan managed to convince the allied
occupation to give a large chunk of the country to Audentior.
Second is what was going on in the United Demesos at the time. The nation was now mature and built up, and,
after someone or other who's not important resigned as Vice-President (Bill, of
course, was President), an election sprang up between Clifford
"Dracon" Smith and a new recruit named E. "UEC"
Metzler. (Mr. Metzler doesn’t want his
first name revealed). Metzler won by
one vote. This took on major
significance later, when Bill, due to mental problems that I don't know the
details about, either attempted or came close to attempting suicide. Due to treatment, talking with his parents,
etc., he was unable to participate in micronations for a while. Metzler ran the country, and reformed many
of Dusch's policies. When Dusch returned
after a few weeks, he got angry with Metzler for his policy changes. In return, Metzler accused Dusch of
micronational genocide due to some order of his like kill all GAPR
supporters. I never was too clear on
that one. In any case, Metzler left the
UD and joined the FIoJ, in the midst of all this other madness, which brings us
back to Audentior.
Mark Laanen, former Prime Minister, was strongly against the Audente
Empire. He asked for asylum in GAPR,
claimed he was the legitimate Audente leader, and operated a
Government-in-Exile. As you can
imagine, the GAPR was all too happy to have him.
A Parliamentary election was scheduled for the end of March. The Constitution had given most power to the
Emperor but still allowed Parliament to make some important decisions or even
contradict the Emperor if they had enough support. GAPR flooded Audentior with new citizens. I'm not sure how many of them were fake,
inactive, or what, but they now controlled a large part of the voting
base. The Parliament and the Emperor's
council met on what to do, but there was no consensus. Democracy advocates strongly opposed just
calling off the election. Finally, Evan
made an Imperial Decree that double citizenship was illegal. Any person who was a member of another Apollo
nation would just have to leave. And
they did, en masse. Jason Steffke, the
Lord in charge of Science/Technology, left.
E. Metzler, an Admiral of the Navy, left. Various other less important people also left. In despair, Evan resigned the Emperorship
and invited the Laanenists to return and create a new democratic government. They did, but the GAPR interfered and no one
was really too interested anyway. On
March 27th, Squid, the Lord of Domestic Affairs, and Adam Stone, the Lord of
Justice Stuff, left and on March 31st, the nation was pretty much dead. Some refugees fled to the United Demesos,
some to the Flying Islands, and some to GAPR.
A good number went to all three.
Thus did the greatest empire the Apollo Sector has ever known collapsed
into ruins.
Sic transit glorio mundi.
Lesson III: The Dark Ages
Remember
that history is written by the victor, or at least by the people who end up
having enough time. In this case, the
person who had enough time was I. I
didn't like this period, so it's the Dark Ages. But a fan of GAPR could equally well call it the Golden Ages…it
was not a time of rampant inactivity and barbarism like the first Dark Ages in
September 2000 and so on.
It begins with the fall of the AIN.
GAPR is now without doubt the major power in the Sector, with at least
40 members and perhaps 10 to 15 active ones.
The GAPR hoped to control the Sector from now on.
In early Audentior, there was the ADEX, or Audentior Stock Exchange. It was similar to today's stock exchanges
with the exception of the lack of Dstryker.
There was the similar problem of the fact that no one would ever buy
anything unless bothered incessantly, in particular. When the UD came into being, it seemed like a great opportunity
to expand the currency system. For this
reason, Gsquid invented the first exchange formula, a vastly simplified version
of the one used today. Rather than the
International Currency Exchange Organization, it was simply the
Inter-micronational Currency Exchange.
A version about halfway between the first and the current one can be
seen at http://www.geocities.com/audente/currency.html
I don't remember exactly when Dstryker came, but it was around this
period. He was a citizen of the GAPR;
he might have been a citizen of AIN before this. He soon revived the defunct formula, added a few new pieces to
it, and started an economy not unlike the one today.
The Dark Ages were probably the most economically active time in history (with
the exception of the second CHE).
Because some people had little or no country to hang onto, or because
few international relations took place, people turned to business as an
outlet. Probably the most important of
this time was MEGACORP, whose motto was "We own you". It dealt in pretty much everything, from
WebPages to plasma rifles, and had branches in almost every Apollo nation. Other major businesses included the Texas
Stock Brokerage in the GAPR and Drunken Yeltsin's Hacking Supplies in the
Flying Islands. Despite all these
businesses, few transactions actually took place. Though enthusiasm for the economy was high, most governments
mismanaged it, and few economic breakthroughs occurred.
Now back to the GAPR. They attempted to
get an alliance with the Flying Islands, and yes. It…did not pass, and would have been illegal anyway. However, they did encourage E. Metzler to
create the nation of Shireroth by convincing him that Jason was an evil
dictator (although the convincing didn't really stick).
Other important events during this period included two trials, among only three
I can think of in history that ever ended up concluding. These were the trials of Mleonard and Gsquid
in GAPR. Gsquid was accused of using a
double login in the GAPR forum (which he did; he had pretended to be the
President of French Polynesia, for reasons too weird to get into here). He tried to defend himself by saying it
wasn't technically illegal, but the prosecution, led by Adm. Foley, fought back
with the bold statement that it was technically illegal. Squid was found guilty and was banned from
the GAPR forum. The trial of Mleonard
was for desertion. The charge was
leveled against two other soldiers, but for some reason that I can't remember,
only Mleonard was important. Maybe the
others decided not to have a trial or something. In any case, this was for actions in the Demesosia.
The Demesosian War sprang from the conflict between GAPR and the UD. Bill Dusch of the UD believed (probably
correctly) that the GAPR had its sights set on making it a satellite
state. Although Dusch was in the GAPR
at the time, the UD was part of the former AIN-allied block of nations, and, to
resist possible annexation, he started verbally attacking the GAPR in manifold
ways. At about this time, he founded a
lot of little leagues and military organizations, none of which ever worked
out. Then, on or about April 6, he somehow
obtained the GAPR forum password from EvC.
So, he immediately conquered the GAPR.
He replaced all their graphics with UD ones and put in a message that
the United Demesos had annexed it.
When John saw this, he was enraged. He
immediately declared war and asked Jasonia to do the same (Squid and he weren't
exactly on speaking terms, and Hyperborea was neutral anyway, so he didn't ask
them). However, John ran into a stroke
of good luck. Due to something about
the board system he used (it wasn't EZBoard), it required two passwords, and
Bill had only taken one of them. John
got in using the other password, and not only blocked Bill, but managed to get
HIS account's password (it was "Alsace"). He then used this knowledge and had the Jasonian, UEC take over
the United Demesos forum. Bill
immediately complained to EZBoard, who gave it back to him, but the damage was
done. Though the UD sort of floundered
on for a few more days, everyone left it, and it was dead within a week.
Anyway, back to the Mleonard trial.
During the Demesosian War, the GAPR government had sent messages to all
of its soldiers to report for duty.
Mleonard, along with the two others I mentioned, had not, and the
government took that as desertion.
During the trial, Mleonard's lawyer, Squid (always happy to have
something to do that would bother the GAPRians) presented the following
defenses: 1. He didn't check his email
too often, and 2. He had emigrated from
GAPR weeks before anyway. The
prosecution, under Foley, said that this was no excuse. The climax of the trial came when Leonard
said he didn't care anyway and the whole thing was a pathetic farce and
left. Squid would have tried to cover
the losses, but he had been called away from the computer for a few
minutes. With this, the jury expelled
Mleonard from the country, which of course had no effect since he had already
emigrated.
Never one to rest for more than a few moments, Bill, less than a month after
the UD's death (so this would be late April/early May), founded Tapfer, a
"new UD". JDS then approached
Squid, Bill, UEC, and Jason with a proposal: merge all of their countries into
one. They all thought it was an
interesting idea, and debated how it could be done. However, the Automatic leader had not expected debate, and was
hoping everyone would just acknowledge his leadership, since GAPR was by far
the biggest of the nations involved.
So, about two days after suggesting the idea, he stepped out of it. To his dismay, everyone continued to
negotiate in his absence, and while the Flying Islands were not big on the
idea, Hyperborea, Tapfer, and Shireroth discussed it almost daily. Through some astute political maneuvering,
Squid managed to convince everyone that the new nation that would be thus
formed would be a resurrection of Audentior.
The three nations started the plan up, and then asked Jasonia to
join. About two weeks later, it
did. It was a harrowing vote. As you probably know, all Jasonian votes on
important stuff like merging must be unanimous to pass. Originally, this seemed likely, but Gman
voted against it. With only hours left,
Squid, Jasonian, and others convinced Gman to change his vote, and the Dark
Ages were over.
I still have to mention what happened in GAPR in the time between the first
merger meeting and the completion of the merger. Activity had begun a steady decline. This was not helped by the GAPR's decision to change its name
every few days for little to no apparent reason (the final one being the Temoe
Confederation of Oceania). Finally,
Commissar Djugashvili, the de jure leader of the nation, resigned. The supporters of the merger saw a great
opportunity to get someone into power in GAPR.
This next part of history is a really delicate one, and I still don't know all
sides of the story. However, basically
the proto-Audentes had UEC run for Commissar and managed to turn the vote in
his favor with extensive political manipulation. His rival was Patrick Foley.
The election was clinched when JDS, to the shock of the proto-Audentes,
publicly supported UEC, although later research suggests he knew what the
Audentes were doing. UEC won, and,
although he served as a good Commissar, little was done to stem the tide of
inactivity, and in the last week of May, he helped push through a bill to disband
GAPR and give it to Blackrock. Before
this, the proto-Audentes had made a secret deal with Blackrock that they would
deliver GAPR to them if the Blackrockians would later give Audentior half. The Blackrockians agreed, and all went
according to plan. This is why
Blackrock had a province called Temoe when it broke up, and this was the
province that WarVoid and Thomas Hubert vied for control over. Istvanistan also made contact in this
period.
Lesson IV: The New Audentior
On about
May 12, the AIN fora were refitted and Tapfer, Shireroth, and Hyperborea
officially merged. The former leaders
of the three merging countries (Bill, Squid, and UEC) formed a provisional
government to take care of stuff until a better one could be formed. The provisional government did a few things,
like reinstate the @ as currency, erect monuments, and create an incentive
program for new citizens. On about May
15th, Jasonia joined the merge after a long and sort of worrisome vote. Jasonian votes to do something like merge
must be unanimous. While it went well
for the first day or so, Jasonian himself was sort of vacillating, and about
halfway through the second day Gman voted no.
Jasonian and Squid were able to convince him to change his vote to
abstain, and the merge finally passed.
Audentior had a big celebration, and the islands also had a festival
which concluded with them landing in Audentior (no records survive about what
the people they landed on thought about this).
Eventually, elections got held under a constitution written in about 10
minutes by Squid. He still likes the
constitution, but no one else really did, something that would prove important
later. Basically, it provides for a
strong "cabinet" of officials called PICOs, for People In Charge
Of. For example, the PICO: Military ran
all military-related matters. It also
had each province elect one representative to a legislature called the
Tetrapole, which would do stuff like declare war or anything else that was
really important. The Legislative, Judicial,
and Executive branches would each choose one Chair, and the three Chairs would
elect one leader to co-ordinate everything.
In theory. In practice it didn't
work at all. The chief Chair was didn't
do much.
Only one position actually had two people running against each other. In this position, PICO: Military, Imran beat
Lukedu (VH Fenrir) by a small margin.
Squid was chosen webmaster, Imran was chosen Judge, and Lightening was
given a medal of honor for making a really cool bank program which I don't know
why we stopped using. The Tetrapole
seats were given to Squid, Bill, UEC, Lukedu, and Imran. With the exception of the addition of
Jasonian and WarVoid, this was to remain the Tetrapole throughout the nation's
history. This would also become important.
A few things happened in this early period.
For one, Imran and Bill started yelling at each other and just generally
fighting. Squid was forced to
intervene, for which everyone got sort of annoyed at him. JDS founded Paramount after the death of
GAPR, which was a secret plot to destroy the AIN. Stodlum convinced JDS that he was on his side, but fed us at
Audentior most of the information, which we found sort of amusing. JDS also just generally tried to annoy us,
and we tried to annoy him back, which was a fun feature of this period. If you're looking for interesting insults,
the AIN forum of this time is full of them, between me and Imran and JDS and
Bill and all. The Paramount/AIN problem
intensified when Squid told the Prince of Alameigh about a Paramount plan to
attack them. The Prince was decidedly
ungrateful, deciding to tell Paramount that we told,. JDS almost declared war, but eventually everyone cooled down
except Squid, who was still sort of annoyed at the whole thing. During this time also Bill coined the name
"Airosamente" for the Audente capital, and it stuck. The old Airosamente website's still up at
http://geocities.com/dr_tapfer/capital/index.htm. If it looks a little like Manhattan, well…that was Bill's young
and stupid period, to quote CoD.
In the first week of June, Bill teamed up with a new Apolytoner who had been
recruited to micronationalism. Named
Ryan Caruso, he went by the nick WarVoid, and, although originally part of
Hyperborea, he soon founded his own province, the Universe of Allied
Nations. This dissolved pretty quickly,
and he went back to Hyperborea.
The Great Audentior Riot occurred on or about June 24th. Basically, a couple of people, led by UEC,
were unhappy with the Tetrapole. They
were used to FIoJ style Direct Democracy, and had noticed that the Tetrapole
was taking forever to get the smallest things done. So UEC jokingly suggested a riot. Squid decided to make a thread for discussion and titled it
"riot thread". People started
going insane and posting all kinds of horrible riot-related messages. Then UEC used a smiley bomb. The smiley bomb was a horrible B00/\/\ist
weapon invented around this time that either crashed your computer or otherwise
caused you grief if you tried to open a thread that had it. So Squid banned UEC and imposed martial
law. UEC used double logins to riot
some more, and the nation came to the brink of civil war. Shireroth announced that it was about to
secede. Finally, Jasonian called a chat
with UEC and Squid in which the following was decided:
-Squid would unclose all fora
-UEC would stop rioting and clean up the smiley bombs
-Squid would pay a fine of 5@ for banning without due process
-UEC would pay a fine of 5@ for disrupting the peace
-JDS would pay Jasonian 10000@ for working out the solution.
Obviously, JDS was not present at this meeting. Which brings me to a minor economic crisis. When he saw Paramount wasn't going to work
with destroying AIN, he dissolved it and confiscated its treasury. There were no laws against this back then,
so he converted it all to @s and became insanely rich. He funneled most of his money into a company
called Red Hot Entertainment, which had grandiose visions but failed when JDS
went on vacation and then lost interest.
The
solution worked for a few days, but then Squid went to summer camp. Radical factions decided this would be an
opportunity to take control. So, led by
WarVoid and UEC, they staged a revolution thing. WarVoid blocked Squid from the forum, UEC worked on a provisional
government, and Jasonian aided the effort.
About this time, Evan came along and deleted the site for no apparent
reason. Chaos ensued. When Squid got back, he was not happy. He demanded his admin back. WarVoid refused. He bothered Jasonian incessantly about it, but Jasonian refused,
for which Squid still hasn't really forgiven him. Luckily, the two factions managed to work out a deal. Squid got admin back, and the Tetrapole
voted to disband itself in favor of a new constitution. The deal worked for about a week.
However, the new Constitution provided for a President. Before this, the nation had deliberately
avoided such a position, due to the strife it would cause. Political division was at an all time
high. Although the Libertarian Party, led
by Imran Siddiqui, existed, the two main parties were the BOO/\/\ists, led by
UEC, and the Demesosians, led by Bill3000.
Although these two parties didn't have much of a difference in policy,
they absolutely loathed each other.
Both parties put up a candidate for President. The BOO/\/\ists supported WarVoid, and the Demesosians supported
Bill. During the election, Bill, while
not actually doing anything illegal, sort of pulled a G.W. Bush and legally
rigged the election in his favor. He
got old Audente citizens back from March or earlier who had been gone for
months and had them vote for him. This
swung the results widely in his favor.
I'm not sure what the results would have been if this hadn't happened,
but the BOO/\/\ists were pretty sure the election had been stolen from
them. Shireroth decided their only
option was secession, which they did.
Bill immediately invaded as a countermeasure...but he did it using
".gif wars", in which he just sort of does stuff like say "Our
armies are now outside your capital, you have no choice but to surrender, I
win, haha". Shireroth laughed this
off. Finally, embarrassed at his
failure to win, Bill resigned from Audentior and had Tapfer secede (or, as he
called it, 'succeed'). Jasonia seceded
next just because that sort of seemed like the popular thing to do at the
time. When Squid returned from the next
session of summer camp, he had Hyperborea secede too since there wasn't much
left anyway. Thus died AIN.
Lesson V: Jasonia's Golden Age
When AIN
broke apart, its provinces became free.
There were a few attempts to revive AIN, but the most important, which
I'll briefly describe here, were Operation "D" and Atlantis. Operation "D" (which stood for
Democracy, despite anything JDS may tell you to the contrary) was the
brainchild of Squid, and was supposed to be the same as Audentior before its
fall, under the ingenious theory that what failed miserably before would work
perfectly under the same conditions.
Who knows what would have happened had Squid not had to go on vacation
and abandon the project. Atlantis was
the work of WarVoid and a temporarily returning Evan von Christoph, who had
originally renamed it, Apolyton but had to drop it due to pressure from the
real Apolyton. It was to be a
role-playing type nation with WarVoid as Emperor and Evan as High Priest and de
facto leader. It too failed, leaving
only the provinces left. Jasonia was by
far the largest.
The provinces, though, were not accustomed to independence. I believe it was Shireroth that first asked
for Jasonia to incorporate it. They
did. Tapfer followed, and, finally,
grudgingly, Hyperborea. This begins the
time known as the Golden Age of Jasonia when it was the Sector's major
superpower. Also, there was Antarctica,
which was founded by WarVoid but never achieved any real importance. And Hau'oli 'Ena, which didn't do much at
this time but became more important later on.
Things that took place in the Golden Age include the proposal for the first
RPG, Control of Destiny, the founding of the Apollo Fireball, various fictional
projects like the GravTrain, Ocean Palace, and a few new Flying Islands, a
revival of interest in JASO, a healthy economy, the introduction of Assassinite
to micronationalism, the creation of various works of fiction like The Black
Omen, and about the third time UEC left.
This was a time of incredible culture, second perhaps only to the
beginning of New AIN. With a stable
Jasonia, there was little need to worry about politics, so energy went into
building up the country. This is the
time Jasonia got a lot of its international relations as well. And don't forget the Jasoniad,
Jasonia's unfinished epic. Less happy
events from this period include an almost constant judicial battle between UEC
and Bill, which Bill usually ended out winning, seeing as he WAS the High
Judge. The Golden Age of Jasonia did
not officially end until the creation of the UAS, but its cultural renaissance
part was over by around October. The
highlight of the period, without a doubt, was the Infernal War.
The story of the Infernal War starts in an odd place...Jasonia's decision to
change its name. The whole Flying
Islands thing seemed odd to a lot of people (as it still does), and Jasonia
sounded downright egotistical. So the
name was changed to Aeronesia at the suggestion of Squid, who knew something
vaguely resembling Greek. (Aeronesia
means Flying Islands). The vote was
extremely close. WarVoid, although originally a proponent of name change, was
very annoyed. So was UEC, though for
different reasons; After going on one
of his random incoherent periods he was banned from Jasonia. The two of them, with UEC's old friend VH Fenrir,
left and started plotting.
Fast-forward a week or two. Squid,
making his pointless rounds of the old fora, went to Antarctica, which had long
been dead. Surprisingly and somewhat
worryingly, it had been changed to the People's Republic of Hell, with graphics
to match. (To see them, check the Great Infernal Museum). Squid reported it to Jasonian, and they
decided to keep it secret so as to see if they could gather more information
unobserved. But bill also noticed, and
announced it to the world. WarVoid
confirmed that this was a new nation he was working on for people who didn't
like Jasonia, but said that they just wanted to be left alone. Jasonia didn't believe them for a second,
and the fact that they were technically a secessionist province because of the
Antarctica thing didn't help much either.
Hawks, especially Bill, began pushing for immediate war of
re-conquest.
The main effect of this period was the addition of the word PRH to the Apollo
vocabulary. For example, a confused
Apollonian might ask "What the PRH?” while a problematic country might be
"going to the PRH in a hand basket".
The other thing was the identification of Jasonia with Heaven. It was in the sky, and they had to make it
sound like fighting against Hell was a good thing, so they launched a subtle
propaganda campaign.
Anyway, things started heating up (pardon the PRH related pun...you'll see more
of them). JDS invited PRH to take over
Hau'oli 'Ena, which had the slight problem of its being a Jasonian
province. JDS made the argument that he
had created it so he should control it, while the FIoJ made the argument that
it was given to them, so now it was theirs.
The PRH, meanwhile, was growing at a hellish pace, annexing Paramount
and then Norfolk. Norfolk was a
relatively unimportant nation founded by Admiral Foley after GAPR's collapse
that was later annexed by Jasonia. For
reasons unknown, Squid found that he had admin powers in Norfolk, and so he
locked the Infernals out. In return,
WarVoid threatened to destroy the Great Audentior Museum, a favorite of
Squid's. Squid thought he was bluffing
(and was right). Eventually, the two
worked out a deal where Norfolk
would be a museum, neither Jasonian nor Infernal, a condition it remains in to
this day. This was the Battle of
Norfolk. Unfortunately, Stodlum, who
hacked in and randomly changed it to “The Pornocratic Republic of XXX”,
interrupted it about halfway through.
Eventually it was de-changed, but then Hell went and invaded Hau'oli
'Ena. Jasonia declared lukewarm war,
which is somewhere between cold war and hot war. They then retook Norfolk.
The PRH got mad and retaliated.
Jasonia declared full war.
Thomas Hubert declared himself an ally of Hell, and was spammed by
Assassinite in return. WarVoid then
announced that the whole Hell thing had been part of a weird, convoluted plot
to unify the Sector by force. It was
pointed out that a much easier way to unify the Sector would be for Hell to
merge with Jasonia, thus making the FIoJ the only nation, as it had been before
the war. WarVoid thought about it for a
while and then decided it was a darned good idea. The nations negotiated terms of merger (mainly, everything stayed
Jasonian, but WarVoid got some cool titles which he never used) and the war was
over. WarVoid's plan for unity resulted
(eventually) in the Apollo Pact, which will be discussed next time, along with
the Three Hours' War, the economic boom in Hau'oli 'Ena, and random other
stuff.
Lesson VI: The Hubert Wars and the Apollo Pact
The
period from the Infernal War to the creation of the UAS was one in which quite
a bit happened, but the events are hard to group into any real theme like
"The Golden Age of X". The
titled events were important because those are the two major concepts of this
period, both of which collide in the final event of this period, the Three
Hours' War.
Treesia was Apollonians in late August, when it tried to claim MyNation. MyNation was a nation founded by Matt
Lamantia in February 2000 that had, after a long set of conflicts and treaties,
passed into Blackrockian control.
Thomas Hubert, the Prime Minister of Treesia, saw that Blackrock wasn't
doing much with it and decided it would be easy to take it and therefore have
Treesia look more important. Due to an
uncommon Blackrock security lapse, Hubert was able to take the website. Blackrock issued an ultimatum...give it back
or else. The Flying Islands and various
other nations that were friends with them backed them. Hubert finally grudgingly gave back the
territory to the Blackrockians.
However, the Blackrockians were still not satisfied, mainly because Hubert was
just generally being annoying to them.
So they covertly started a revolution in Treesia, led by a DL of the
Blackrockian called SidneyL. The
Treesian army rather easily crushed the rebellion (with help from some
Apollonians who happened to be there at the time), so Blackrock started another
long-term plan in motion. As part of
it, Eoin Dornan joined Treesia under the name Scythe and worked his way up to
quite a bit of power. Then Hubert left
on vacation for a little while.
The
Jasonian government started an evil plot to overthrow him. Dornan would attempt to impeach Hubert as
PM, and would probably succeed due to the political climate. He would then take his place. Unfortunately, at the last possible moment,
this plot collided head-on with the Blackrock plot, but luckily they were able
to work something out. It didn't
matter, though, because as soon as Hubert came back, he deleted the whole
country. Blackrock annexed the empty
fora.
Hubert
then fled to Mar Sara. Mar Sara was
something of a cross between Treesia and Hyperborea...it was located in a small
island in the Arctic. Some of Thomas'
friends from Treesia followed him there (including Jordan Borders, who was
later proven to be his double login), but almost immediately, for little to no
reason, he disbanded it in favor of a Communist nation, the People's United
Republic. The PUR annexed all the old
places like the Treesian states (except for Fabon, which rebelled and got under
Rasinate protection) and Mar Sara.
About this time, Hubert managed to make enemies with everyone who wasn't
his enemy already by doing not-particularly-intelligent stuff like calling the
Rasinate fascist. (He narrowly avoided
a war).
Meanwhile, back in the Apollo Sector proper, the FIoJ was still dominant. However, JDS was back, and the Infernal War
had convinced him to secede his old nation of Hau'oli 'Ena from Jasonia. Other stuff that happened around this time
were the founding of the Apollo Fireball, which, somewhat miraculously, has
been in continuous operation since then, Blackrock elections, and the Hyperborean
Renaissance, where stuff briefly happened in Hyperborea, which then reverted
back to its normal inactive state. From
this point on, I urge anyone with more interest in a specific event to search
the Fireball archives.
Hau'oli 'Ena began to grow. A new
Istvanistani citizen named Caesar Augustus joined, as did Wombat, Dstryker, the
old Automatics like Foley and Czerka, and many others. Due perhaps to the bad will coming from the
CHE (Confederation of Hau'oli 'Ena) secession, Jason and John started very much
disliking each other, a problem which continues to the present. CHE and FIoJ started trying to one-up each
other, something that was to cause major problems in the Apollo Pact and even
worse problems later on in the UAS.
After the PRH was absorbed, Ryan Caruso worked on revitalizing the Apollo
Confederacy, which hadn't really done anything since March. He formed the Apollo Pact, which was more
than an international organization but just short of being a merger. It united the foreign policies of all member
countries, as well as attempting to unite the economies. A problem immediately came up: Jasonia was
the only country willing to make the sacrifices needed to join.
Back in Hau'oli 'Ena, the focus had quickly shifted from politics to economics. The CHE Economic Boom was probably the most
intense economic activity the Sector has ever known, and will probably continue
to be for a long time. The CHE
currency, the Kala (¤) quickly become very highly valued. John tried to rub this in the face of the
Jasonians, who had traditionally had the Sector's best economy, but they
responded that it was just beginner's luck.
Finally the Apollo Pact was formed.
Florencia, a small island nation that was created by Caesar Augustus,
entered in, and the concept of Partial Membership was created to appease CHE,
which joined under that condition.
Gsquid attempted to create the unified economy based on the Aureon and
Argenteon currencies, but despite his extremely stubborn determination, it
failed.
Then, catastrophe
struck. Stodlum went missing for a
while, and when he returned, he announced that he was disbanding
Blackrock. Not only was this a cultural
disaster, but also it upset the delicate balance of power as everyone scrambled
to pick as much off of the skeleton as they possibly could. The Blackrockians provided for two of their
territories; Treesia was to go to Eoin Dornan, and MyNation was to go to
Brandon Frymire. The Automatic State,
however, was a little less clear, and it was taken over by Thomas Hubert
illegally, although Blackrock actually gave it to Ryan Caruso. Caruso pretended to accept this, but then
used his position in the PUR to take the Automatic State over. Hubert attacked. This started what was called the Three Hours' War. The Apollo Pact issued an ultimatum, and
Hubert had little choice but to agree or to be wiped out. The war was also precipitated by the rumor
that Hubert was cooperating with the PBF to take over the Apollo Sector, although
this has never been confirmed or denied.
The state of Fabon, which had been under the leadership of former Treesian
Kevin Tennent, elected to merge with the newly independent Treesia. Together they took on a medieval theme and
became the Barony of Treesia and Fabon.
Brandon Fry mire did not really have the interest level needed to
maintain MyNation, so he gave it to Treesia, where it became one of the
Knightships.
Then came another catastrophic blow.
Istvanistan disbanded after a long period of inactivity. Although most outsiders were unable to sense
it, there had been something special about Istvanistan, because everyone who
was in it was unable to forget it, and they always reminisce about its
"good old days". The only
thing even vaguely resembling a successor nation was Caesar Augustus's
Florencia, which did not attempt to publicize itself as such.
Thus, at the end of this period, we have the Apollo Pact mainly failing in its
attempts to unite the Sector, a small external threat in the form of Hubert and
the PUR, fierce economic competition between CHE and FIoJ, and a number of
little nations not doing much of anything (including, for a brief time, New
Blackrock, which was an unsuccessful attempt to resurrect the old one). In other words, it was a perfect situation
for one of the Sector's trademark events: the Huge Pointless Merger, which
immediately occurred in the form of The Union of Apollo States.
Lesson VII: The Union of Apollo States
O Muse,
relate, for you can tell alone
(Wits have short memories, and dunces none)
Relate who first, who last was laid to rest
Whose heads were partially, whose completely blessed
How shame and sense were lost, how right and wrong
O sing! And hush the nations with thy
song!
The Union of Apollo States. If I
believed in God, I'd say He gave us a second chance to really make something
out of micronationalism. And we almost
did. This was probably the time when
the Apollo Sector had the most power and influence relative to other
micronations But, like all the other best-laid plans of mice and men it failed
miserably, and led, more or less, to the present situation.
It was pretty obvious that the Apollo Pact was failing. No one adopted the Unified Economy, and the
refusal of CHE to be a full member had crippled it politically. So, Scott began to formulate plans for a
more complete merger. Everyone seemed
to like the idea, but had different ideas for the details. So, for about two weeks in late
October/early November, we started having chats to iron out the details. There were a LOT of chats. Probably one for about two hours every
day. They all had the same title:
Stuff. And nothing got done, either. Usually Jasonia would mention that they
would never agree to a merge unless condition A was met, and Hau'oli 'Ena would
respond that if we even considered condition A and didn't outright ban it in
the Constitution then we could pretty much count them out. Then the whole chat would be Jason and John
flinging accusations at each other that they were being proud and selfish
rather than keeping the good of the Sector in mind. Ryan and Scott tried to keep the peace, but usually failed. If we were lucky, everyone would get tired
of that issue and we'd agree to put it up for a vote when the nation was
finally formed (which was how just about everything ended.) Probably the most heated debate was whether
the nation's currency should be the CHE Kala or not. No one was willing to budge.
By some miracle we got the Jasonians to agree that the currency might
officially be called the Kala, but if they wanted they could refer to it as the
µ. Sound stupid? It was.
But we were desperate.
Finally, we were ready to go ahead, but we needed a name. Of course, there was the same problem...if
John had an idea, Jason would reject it, and vice versa, while none of the rest
of us were really powerful enough to get our influence felt. Finally we settled on the least offensive
thing humanly possible, the Union of Apollo States.
John made the website and Bill made the forum.
Bill did (in this historian's opinion) a pretty bad job, so Scott fixed
it up a little. A model of what the UAS
fora used to look like (although this is not the actual UAS forum) can
be found here. Because of evil Geocities stuff, you can't
see the pictures, but if you try to open them individually it should be
fine. Opinion was divided between those
who loved and hated the little rotating suns.
The election went about as much without incident as could be expected in a
nation where one half hates the other half.
Scott and Jason both ran for President, and Scott narrowly won mainly
because most of the CHEans who hated Jasonia voted for him and a few Jasonians
and the smaller nationalities did too.
The other interesting thing was the map. Bill, Ryan, and Scott had all made maps, and they all wanted
theirs to be used. Scott's map won the
election and has been the model for all Apollo maps after that time. He expanded it into the Apollo Atlas, which
can be seen here. (Or at least what's left of it, GC has lots
of problems. If you see any Kill Bill
signs, that was a minor problem that resulted from one of the riots and you can
safely ignore them).
The law was that no nation that formerly existed could become a province. The nations solved that by changing their
name and then becoming a province.
Hau'oli 'Ena became Gong Li. Jasonia became New Jasonia, thus winning
the UAS Creativity Award. Treesia
became Erior. So the law didn't work
out.
The major crisis in the UAS's early days was the Land Crisis. Basically, on the map, Gong Li had gotten
less land than New Jasonia, and the Gong Lians were angry. So John, who was independently wealthy,
offered to buy a large portion of unused land for an absurdly high amount of
money. This would give them slightly
more land than New Jasonia, and would also start a precedent for selling map
land. President Siskind said no, and
the Direct Democracy supported him. So
John took advantage of an economic loophole to bankrupt the Apollo Treasury,
thus making us desperately need the money.
He then offered it at a higher price, noting that it was probably a good
idea to agree, since we didn't have enough money to pay government
officials. Fearing that it would
corrupt the integrity of the nation to agree, Scott still said no, using
high-sounding phrases like "holding the nation hostage". The Jasonians, of course, supported him
because this was a great way to prove that it was really the Gong Lians who
were evil devil-worshippers out to destroy the Apollo Sector. It created a minor problem for Scott, since
he was supporting the people who didn't vote for him against the people who
did, never a good move politically, but finally a compromise was reached in
which only a small amount of land was given to Gong Li, the Gong Lians promised
not to want any more, and the Treasury got refilled.
The next crisis was a riot. UEC and
Lukedu were taunting Bill mercilessly, and Bill was getting really
annoyed. Being forum moderator, Bill
closed their threads, causing a riot.
It was pretty fun while it lasted, especially since the whole thing was
as much a mockery of the old AIN riots as it was an actual demonstration, but then
it threatened to get out of control. Scott issued horrible threats against everybody if they so much as
thought of continuing, and since he never really threatened anyone before (or
since), everyone was surprised enough to stop.
Time passed, and the UAS expanded.
Stjepan Aracic joined and started the state of Novi Dalmacija. HIH Diga Makonnen of the Rasinate joined and
started the state of Lesser
Attera. No one worked on the
webpage (in the whole history of the UAS, it never did have a web page except a
little temporary one Ryan put up.)
There were a lot of John vs. Jason court cases that Kevin Brenneman, the
Supreme Justice, did his best to defuse and treat fairly.
The end finally came when someone spammed the fora of Hubert's latest
micronation, Umoja, without government consent. No one really cared about the spamming, but the Jasonians wanted
to accuse UEC and Lukedu of doing it, so the accusations started flying. Somehow the New Jasonians got it into their
heads that the government knew who did it and wasn't telling. So they rioted. Really badly. Poor
Stjepan, who had finally finished going through a lengthy bureaucratic process
to get Novi Dalmacija territory status, was disgusted with the whole thing and
left. Ryan was also disgusted and
left. Scott was also disgusted and
left, after the one time he was ever known in the history of Apollo
micronationalism to go totally crazy and start yelling at and insulting
everyone (you can ask people who were there...they remember it). Then John also got disgusted and left, or at
least thought it would make it look like Jason had destroyed the UAS if he
did. However, under the leadership of
Patrick Foley, the UAS tried to stay around a little longer. Unfortunately, John, who had teamed up with
Thomas Hubert and the Umojans, used the Spam Cannon to utterly destroy the
UAS's remnants, erasing most of the nation's history in the process. The nation fragmented, and was eventually
annexed by Shireroth.
Sic transit gloria mundi
Lesson VIII: The UAS Aftermath
The
post-UAS Sector was divided among four nations: Treesia+Fabon, Jasonia,
Shireroth, and Hyperborea. Of these, it
was the last three that interacted most strongly; Treesia often seemed to be on
the outside of the action, although probably the second most powerful nation of
the time. Hyperborea was created as
soon as Scott left UAS. He had been
reminded of the old nation by someone and begun to long for the good old days
and lack of strife that had accompanied it.
On December 21, while the UAS was still technically alive, he revived
Thule in the Solstice Declaration, which stated that Hyperborea was to be more
or less a one-man nation and placed stringent moral requirements on any
possible citizens. However, Ryan, who had
briefly been a Hyperborean in the old AIN days, and who had left UAS in the
general exodus, asked to join, and not wishing to pass up such a chance, Scott
reworked the laws so that Hyperboreans living on the outlying Isle of Volsung
need only follow a less stringent set.
Ryan immediately set to work getting a few of his friends as citizens,
as did Scott, and eventually the nation grew to the size of five. By this time, Ryan's government on Volsung
had begun to operate more efficiently than Scott's on the larger island of
Bifrost, so Scott ditched the original laws and took up the Volsung ones with a
few modifications. Hyperborea's hope
was to become a major cultural center, which it partially of achieved with its
constructed language, new calendar, and.
The next nation to arise out of the UAS's ruins was Shireroth. Strangely enough, Shireroth got its start in
a chat, when Metzler was complaining about the UAS collapsing and how he didn’t
wish to join the FIoJ, and Scott suggested he revive Shireroth (you may recall
that Shireroth was a small nation in April '00 that merged into New AIN). On the spur of the moment, Metzler agreed,
and left UAS. After a while agonizing
over a suitable title, in which Shah, Tsar, Grand Poobah, and others were
proposed and rejected, he finally settled on Kaiser. He divided Shireroth into Goldshire and Brookshire, and made them
Duchies. His friend Dan K. was made a
Duke, and various others, such as Dstryker, became citizens (despite strong
anti-dual-citizenship policies). After
the spamming attack on the UAS, Patrick declared himself President (very few
other people were around to object, although Bill certainly tried) and annexed
it to Shireroth under the name of the Duchy of Kildare. This sort of started a rush to annex
anything and everything, which can be evidenced by the Shirerothian territories
of Gong Li, Norfolk, Greater Automatica, Florencia, PUR, and others. However, the problem came with the attempted
annexation of Amity.
Activity
in Jasonia during this period was rather slow.
One of the highlights was Switching Day, which was inspire by the
infamous Gsquid Chat, in which everyone pretended to be someone else, leading
to fun and good-natured criticism. A
minor problem came when John and Jason, who both hated one another, were
selected (at random) to be each other, but everything passed without
incident. About this time Project 6 was
created to help improve the nation; it is now unclassified and may be seen at
the bottom of the Jasonian fora. It was
nothing more than a lose collection of ideas on improving various departments,
but they were good ideas, and it would've been nice if the project had actually
carried them out. Another minor
incident was when someone named Lisa Chill tried to join FIoJ, but was run out
of the country as a suspected DL (she probably was, but it was never
proven). To test the system, Eoin and
Kevin B. created a fake applicant named Dermot Kelly and found that, to
everyone's surprise, he was accepted.
(Ironically, this made the Jasonians much more wary of potential
citizens).
Thomas Hubert around this time disbanded Umoja, which had been completely
destroyed by Bill as retaliation for the spamming attack on the UAS. He then merged it with the Automatic
Republic under John Sager to found the New Automatic Republic. Hubert then managed to anger even more
people than before by attacking Lyrica and Babhka, as well as unilaterally
seceding from the People's Republic of the New Soviet Empire, which had taken
him in as a satellite state. The League
of Micronations, in which the Apollo Sector had just become active, declared a
total diplomatic embargo of the NAR.
After Hyperborea was attacked (unsuccessfully), and Treesia was bombed
(more successfully) they and Jasonia declared a posting embargo as well, hoping
that the forum would die with most of the Sector ignoring it. While relatively effective, it was not
enough, and Hubert remained a threat.
This finally ended when "Siberian Fox" of the PRNSE somehow
obtained his phone number and had his parents restrict his Internet access.
In case you didn't notice from the above, there wasn't really that much
interaction between the major three powers at this time. Each sort of went its own way. They all, however, joined the League of
Micronations, although none of them took a major role with the partial
exception of Jasonia. Between Jasonia
and Shireroth there was a sort of cold war; Shireroth's expansionist policies
were beginning to anger Jasonia, and various people who just didn't like Jasonia
for one reason or another, such as John, were joining Shireroth as the major
alternative and influencing its policies.
There have been rumors that Shireroth actually planned an attack on, but
nothing came of the rivalry except, of course, the Amity Crisis.
The Amity
Crisis occurred when Shireroth's expansionist policies finally reached the
Jasonian borders. The island of Amity
had served as a base for JASO; the Jasonian Aeronautics and Space Organization,
Now the Jet-propulsion Astrophysics and Space Organization, for some time. (It was determined that it was not a good
idea to launch directly from the Flying Islands in case of explosions). Metzler had long been the leader of JASO,
and had come up with the idea for Amity, as well as its website and fora. The island, however, technically belonged to
Jasonia. When neither side was going to
give up their claim, the Sector came rather close to a major war. There were efforts on both sides to try and
defuse the crisis, and a rather interesting one by Ryan to just outright buy
the island, but neither side would relent.
Lord McClelland of the Purple Bunny Federation called a conference to
defuse the situation, but no one really listened. Finally, an 11th hour deal was reached in which Shireroth got Amity,
Jasonia got some money, and JASO remained neutral, and was geographically based
in Apollo City. Shireroth is still in
control of Amity and silently moved JASO back there.
About this time, rumors began to surface that there was something wrong with
Jason...
Lesson IX: Oh, What a fall...
The
Collapse, the Little Dark Ages, and The Recovery
Jason Announces an Intention To Leave
I still remember where I was when I first heard the news. It was like the micronational equivalent of
Kennedy being shot. I was at my
computer; first Jas told me not to tell anyone and definitely not to put it in
the Fireball, and then he said he was planning on leaving
micronationalism. I didn't really
respond very much, people say that all the time, and it never comes to
anything, although this was the first time he'd ever said it. Basically, I wasn't worried, especially
since a week or two passed and nothing further came of it.
The fall of Shireroth
About this time, Shireroth was declining.
Kaiser Metzler had left due to one of his periods of depression and
mental illness. Patrick Foley was now
more or less Kaiser, although whether he was ever officially given the title is
sort of in doubt. He and Shireroth left
the League of Micronations, and he did try to keep something going, but due to
the sporadic nature of his micronational involvement, and the fact that it was
basically a one-man nation, Shireroth gradually dwindled away into
nothingness.
Jason Announces His Departure
On February 7th, Jason announced publicly his intent to leave. He gave many reasons. Jasonia, he thought was more or less
dead. Inactivity had been steadily
increasing, and Project 6 had had absolutely no results. It was better, he thought, to let the nation
peacefully disband when it was at least nominally active than to have it go
"not with a bang but with a whimper", as Shireroth had before. He announced that he would hold a vote to
disband the nation on February 20th, right after its one-year anniversary. Next he condemned the UAS in what was
thought as pretty bad attempt at some kind of rationalization or projection of
his actions. Then he went into personal
business and the evil of mankind.
Everything can be seen in this thread, which is one of the treasures of
Apollo history due to its long, meaningful, and important content:
http://pub6.ezboard.com/fjasonianforumsgeneraldiscussion.showMessage?topicID=682.topic
Reactions
People took it in a variety of ways.
Bill, of course, was extremely disappointed. Metzler found it "interesting". Ryan was very sad and wanted Jason to stay
for micronationalism's sake (ironic, since he himself left soon after). Greg responded in a way contrary to the
shocked resignation of most people; commendably, he decided that this would
only up his resolve to improve Jasonia, and I have a lot of respect for him for
that. John predictably attacked Jason
for his UAS comments. Eoin was able to
sympathize with Jason. Kevin and
Patrick were disappointed, while Shane was, understanding. Almost everyone asked him to reconsider, but
he stayed firm.
The Final Days
Very little happened in the last few days of Jasonia. It wasn't that people were all fearfully awaiting the end or
mystically contemplating the supposed last Skyline ("What lies
beyond?"), it was just that inactivity had become even more rampant than
before. Some people tried to hold a
party for the first year anniversary, but it didn't work out, no one was in a
particularly celebratory mood. No one
ever really started the vote to disband; because it was obvious it would
fail. Jason, as he said he would,
resigned, and, of course, everyone protested, and, of course, he stood firm.
Post-Collapse Jasonia
Not much happened here. I guess it's
hard to write a history about a period whose distinguishing feature was the
lack of anything happening. Greg sort
of became de facto leader; there was talk of an election, but nothing ever came
of it. Kevin T. announced his intent to
run for president, but did not push for the election.
Post-Collapse Hyperborea and Treesia
So far, Hyperborea had mercifully been spared the effects of the Collapse. While Jasonia and Shireroth had lost their
leaders, Hyperborea was still going strong, and even got delusions of grandeur
like being the new superpower of the Sector.
It was not to last. In truth,
Hyperborea was only two people: Scott and Ryan, with some help from An and
Matt, who would attend Councils if someone made them. Ryan, however, announced that, due to real life concerns and
wanting to work on the Civ2 Scenario League, he had to resign. (It may be necessary to include here that,
despite all the damage this caused to micronationalism, the Scenario League has
STILL not been updated since early March).
An was appointed new Duke of Volsung, but there really was absolutely no
hope for the country without new citizens.
Scott desperately searched for new people who had interest in
micronationalism, but his only success was a poster on Apolyton named KhanMan,
who, by some astounding coincidence, had already founded his own nation,
Machiavellia, without any knowledge of the greater micronational
community. Unfortunately, he remained
too isolated to do much good in this period.
Treesia was also rather isolated, and I would say it was lucky enough to
escape the Collapse nearly unscathed, although it lost a lot of double citizens
like Ryan, Jason, and Bill, which, depending on your view may not even be a
problem. However, little new progress
was made there, although they did hold their ground.
Attempted Solutions
The most obvious solution was a merger.
There were only enough people left in the Apollo Sector to support one
nation, so it made sense to make it into only one nation. The problem wasn't so much an unwillingness
to merge, as it was an unwillingness to organize things. Hyperborea and Jasonia considered merging on
equal terms, but that has always been difficult: whose name should we
keep? Whose fora? Whose site?
The plan was dealt a deathblow when the Hyperborean Council rejected it,
along with a plan to become an independent part of Babkha. Gradually, people began to notice that the
whole micronational world was suffering from a similar problem. The League of Micronations, in which both
Jasonia and Hyperborea still had representatives, passed a resolution to
eventually do something about inactivity, but, being as bureaucratic as it was,
nothing got done until after the problem was long over. A chat was planned in the Sector to discuss
possible solutions, but when no one showed up, it was opened to everyone, and
the Emperor of Pacifica go the assembled group to support his plan for a
micronational portal. As far as I know,
nothing ever came of this
The
End Of The Collapse
The end of the Collapse was the beginning of modern history. It was based on a direct reversal of two of
the three factors that had precipitated the Collapse in the first place: the
return of Jason and Metzler. It is
possible that the fact that Hyperborea alone did not have its leader return
contributed to the eventual decline of that nation.
Jason was the first to return. He
announced it over ICQ and EZBoard simultaneously. Originally, he did not plan to do anywhere near as much as
before. He would not run for President
or Minister of Information, and would sort of just remain in the
background. Of course, everyone else in
the Sector knew that that was about as likely as being hit by a meteor just
when you're about to win the lottery.
The Shireroth Crisis quickly propelled him into the front seat once
again.
The Shireroth Crisis
One of the things on Jason's agenda after his return was to occupy
Shireroth. This was not intended in a
hostile manner...it was just that people had been taking over dead nations at
an alarming rate recently and the FIoJ didn't want this to happen to the
RS. Unfortunately, the Rasinate had the
same idea at about the same time. The
two nations discussed the matter civilly, but with some hint that they would
not tolerate the other nation's stance for long. Then, in the middle of the negotiations, Machiavellia, which had
hitherto done absolutely nothing in the Sector, annexed Shireroth under the
command of a certain General Trantor, who appeared to have control of the
fora. Also, Foley showed up about this
time and said that he was the leader of the legitimate Shireroth
government. Things really went to the
PRH in a hand basket after that.
However, in a stroke of luck, it slowly became obvious that General
Trantor was actually Kaiser Metzler, although both of them strenuously denied
it. Everyone acknowledged his right to
rule, and peace was more or less restored (with the exception of the occasional
nation that barges into the LoM and demands to know what's being done about
Shireroth two months after the fact.).
With Metzler and Steffke back, the Collapse was officially over, and,
after a month of hanging on the brink, Apollonians (and Shirerithians) could
return to their normal lives. Everyone
was overjoyed with the possible exception of the Fireball staff, which had
prepared an article on the end of the Sector that they now had to throw out.
Appendix
A: Acronyms
AIN: Audentior Independent Nation; (Originally:
Apolyton Independent Nation)
AC: Apollo Confederation
ACS: "Ab Sectora Condita"
AFTP: Automatic for the People
AFTR: Automatic Federation of Temoe
Republic
BGI: Badass Games Industries
BR: Bill of Rights
CHE: Confederation of Hau'oli 'Ena
CinC: Commander in Chief
CoD: Control of Destiny
CoS: Chief of Staff
EvC: Evan von Christoph
FIoJ: Flying Islands of Jasonia
GAPR: Great Automatic People’s Republic
GC: GeoCities
GPR: Great People's Republic
GS: Giant Squid (Gsquid)
ICEO: Inter-Micronational Currency Exchange
Organization
JASO: Jet-propulsion Astrophysics and Space Organization (Originally:
Jasonian Aeronautics and Space Organization)
JDS: John Drake Sager
JLH: Jasonia, Light of Hope
LOM: League of Micronations
LOSS: League of Secessionist States
MCS: Micronational Cartography
Society
NAR: New Automatic Republic
NB: New Bruges
NoH: Nation of Hyperborea
OECM: Organization for Enhancement and Cooperation of
Micronations
PBF: Purple Bunny Federation
PICO: Person in Charge of
PRH: People’s Republic of Hell
RoA: Republic of Antarctica
PRNSE:
People Republic of New Soviet Empire
PUR: People’s United Republic
RoB: Republic of Blackrock
RoI: Republic of Istvanistan
RoN: Republic of Norfolk
RoQM: Rasinate of Qattera-Macusiaa
RS: Republic of Shireroth
SC: Spam Cannon
SSPC: Stupid Soviet Product Company
UAN: Universe of Allied Nations
UAS: Union of Apollo States
UEC: United Empire Confederation (Originally: United
Empirial Confederation)
UD: United Demesos
WV: WarVoid
Appendix B: Glossary
Apollo Sector, The: Group of Micronation that can
trace their origins back to the original AIN and/or label themselves as an
Apollo Nation.
Ab
Sectora Condita: Latin for "From the Founding of the
Sector"
ASC Calendar, The: Calendar
system started in Hyperborea based on the founding of the Apollo Sector on
August 6, 1999 on the Gregorian calendar.
One ASC year passes for every Gregorian year after the starting date of
August 6, 1999.
B0O0/\/\ism: Prominent, highly militaristic
religion in and outside the Apollo Sector.
First seen in the New AIN but founded in Shireroth.
B0O0/\/\ist, A: An individual who is versed in
the religion of B0O0/\/\ism and fallows it’s militaristic codes.
EZBoard: Forum service used by many
micronations, and primarily used by Apollo Nations.
Flying Islands of Jasonia: Apollo Nation founded on
direct-democracy and pacifist ideals.
Briefly known as Aeronesia. Founded by Jason Steffke.
Great
F*ck Up, The: Uncommon, slang
term, occasionally used in reference to the time of New AIN and its fall.
Jasonian, A: Citizen of the Flying Islands of Jasonia
Republic of Istvanistan: Non-Apollo Nation founded by Stjepan
Aracic. One of the B0O/\/\ist Holy
Lands.
Republic of Shireroth: Founded by E. Metzler
as an alterative to the FIOJ and as a break from Apollo history. Original B0O0/\/\ist Holy Land.
Sic transit glorio mundi: Latin for "Thus passes away
the glory of the world"
Smiley Bomb: Forum weapon invented by
B0O0/\/\ists that can freeze or otherwise cripple any browser that attempts to
open a post containing said bomb.
Spam Cannon, The: Weapon designed and created by
the Republic of Blackrock that can be used against EZBoard Forums.
Appendix C: Aliases
Adam Foley: CINC Patrick, Admiral Foley,
Patrick Foley
Bill Dusch: Bill3000
Caesar Augustus: Augustus Caesar
E. Metzler: UEC, Kaiser Metzler I,
Rrakanychan, Gaelen Ly'Teçnomaezj, General Trantor, TonerMan
Eoin Dornan: Funky Wombat
Greg Nordman: Assasinite
Jason Steffke: Jasonian
John Drake Sager: JDS, RainbowJDS, OutOfTime,
BruinJDS, Ras John, Comrade John
Lukedu: VH Fenrir
Ryan Caruso: WV, WarVoid
Scott
Siskind: GS, Gsquid
Shane T.
Odlum: Stodlum
Tomislav
Trpimirovic: Stjepan Aracic
Appendix D: Official Hyperborean History
History Text: Apollo Sector
Era I: ApolytonNation
The history of Apollo micronationalism begins with the creation of
ApolytonNation in early August 1999.
People from the Apolyton Off-Topic forum migrated en masse to the new
country, thus giving it its name. It
created a currency, the @, a small army and navy, and made a Constitution with
it being ruled by a Parliament Founded and led by Evan von Christoph and Giant
Squid, the two soon gave up power to MarkL as a temporary Prime Minister until
the first elections were held. This was
to be in the middle of August.
Unfortunately, by that time a number of people had lost interest in it
and the elections were never completed.
By late August, it was gone.
Era II: Birth of Audentior
In November 1999, Evan von Christoph returned to Apolyton and reminded Giant
Squid of the nation they had once helped run.
The two of them spent most of the month rebuilding the old site, and
finally, by December, the country (renamed Audentior) was once again
ready. Many of the old people came
back, and a few newcomers were invited.
MarkL was again made Prime Minister by the two provisional leaders, but
this time an election was held for Parliament.
MarkL was retained, and the first Parliament, with five members was
created. MasterBob lent the fledgling
nation an UltraBoard, and the nation prospered.
Era III: Apolyton Fragments
However, at about this time, Bill3000 developed the Demesos government. Demesos was based on democracy, but gave
greater power to the President, reined in corporations, and banned racism. After repeatedly trying to convince other
people of the value of Demesos, he decided the only way to do this was to show
it in practice. He founded a country,
United Demesos, and attracted many Audentes and a few others to it. Audentior, while not particularly happy to
have a competitor, eventually decided the Demesos was a legitimate nation and
made peace with it. However, another
faction was being created in Audentior, led by a newcomer named
RainbowJDS. He used Audentior's
formerly weak party system to create the Automatic For The People party, and
then turned it into a province. Because
he advocated secession from Audentior, the government began to distrust him,
and tensions grew. Finally, in February
2000, Automatic For The People seceded.
Era IV: The Automatic Wars
Audentior was in shock. Many Audentes
advocated declaring war on the rebels, but another faction noted that war would
be difficult to fight and that many Audentes were in the new nation, and
therefore advocated a policy of peace.
Eventually the latter faction won, giving AFTP free rein to expand. However, many high-ranking Audentes still
distrusted the new nation, and they began to plot its downfall. Meanwhile, AFTP had also divided into two
factions. While many citizens were
personal friends of RainbowJDS, others opposed his autocratic style of
leadership. Finally, led by an
Automatic named Djugashvili, former head of AFTP intelligence, these people
revolted. Bill3000, who had personal
disagreements with RainbowJDS, came to the rebels' aid, as did a new nation,
the Republic of Ceres. The war was fought for a while until the King of Morovia
and an AFTP diplomat named Jasonian helped to work out a solution in which the
rebels would get their own country, the Great People's Republic. As a final act
of spite, the Automatic loyalists used knowledge of GPR passwords to invade
their forums, but this did not significantly disrupt the peace. Both UD and
Ceres then settled their disputes.
Era V: Apollo Confederacy and the Raising
of the Islands
After the Automatic Wars, many nations realized the need for an organization to
keep the peace. Giant Squid, at this time a Parliamentarian of AIN, formed the
Apollo Confederacy, and was elected the first Chief-Coordinator. But it was
destined to have more than just the five nations already mentioned. The Brain,
a former Audente, decided that micronationalism was too serious and created a
parody he simply called MyNation. And Jasonian, disillusioned by his
experiences in the Automatic Wars, took some islands owned by AFTP and used
powerful engines to raise them into the sky, naming his domain the Flying
Islands of Jasonia. Many former Automatics and Audentes immigrated to
Jasonian's new nation, led by his promise of peace. GPR and AFTP then forgot
their differences and merged into one nation, the Great Automatic People's
Republic. The last part of this era has been called the Golden Age of Apolyton
micronations, with FioJ, AIN, Ceres, UD, and GAPR all peaceful and prosperous,
and with Apollo and a newly developed economic system keeping them bound
together.
Era VI: Conquest And Revolution
Meantime, MyNation had, because of lack of seriousness, been expelled from the
Apollo Confederacy. The United Demesos and Ceres, therefore, decided to use
this opportunity to conquer it. Their combined forces easily overwhelmed The
Brain's small country, and they divided it among the two of them. In Audentior,
however, internal war seemed looming. Evan von Christoph, one of Audentior's
founders, was disgusted at the policies of the government, and resolved to get
the military to lead a coup. As he gathered strength, Parliament began
worrying. Finally, in a settlement negotiated by Giant Squid, Parliament voted
him Emperor, and in return he agreed to greatly limit his powers.
Era VII: The Audente Empire and the Cold
War
Evan immediately set to work reforming Audentior. He appointed six prominent
Audentes as Lords, had an influential Parliamentarian named LordStone1 write a
new Constitution, and negotiated with Ceres and UD to gain a large part of the
conquered MyNation. He expanded the army and navy to a size worthy of an
empire, and changed various Audente symbols to reflect the change. Giant Squid,
along with Stodlum of Ceres and Bill3000, led a failed incursion into ACOL to
try and gain a new province, but the ACOLers did not agree to the idea.
Eventually, MarkL, former Audente Prime Minister, led a group of citizens who
wished to end the Empire and bring back the Parliamentary system. Supported by
GAPR, they were very vocal on the Audentior forums. GAPR itself had grown
greatly, and was now in direct competition with Audentior for leading nation in
the area. The two often exchange threats and insults, and RainbowJDS and Evan
were personal enemies. Apollo, by this time, was moribund and could not help.
Era VIII: The Fall Of Audentior, The
Demesos War, and the Dark Ages
In their quest to take over Audentior, GAPR decided to control the Audentior
elections, which were happening around this time. They nominated candidates for
office, and the Laanenists supported them. As elections drew closer, it became
evident that GAPR would win or at least come close. As Evan tried to suppress
them, his actions gave more credence to the rebels, who pointed them out as
examples of tyranny. Finally, Evan resigned in disgust, and Giant Squid
resigned in sympathy at the same time. Without these two leaders, and with the
remaining populace split, Audentior fell. Evan, hoping for revenge against the
GAPR, hacked them, and gave a crucial password to UD, their enemy. UD then
briefly conquered the GAPR forums, but a resistance force led by RainbowJDS
managed to completely expel them and push on to take the UD forums. Ceres, who
had formerly supported the UD, left the Apolyton Sector in disgust. The United
Demesos was almost crushed, and mental problems with their leader prevented it
from reforming itself efficiently. Audentior tried to save itself, but the
political strife inside was too much. Finally, only the Flying Islands and GAPR
remained, along with the remnants of UD and a few disgruntled Audentes who were
plotting on the side.
Era IX: A New Hope
At the end of the tunnel of the Dark Ages was a glimmer of light. Three new
nations rose up out of the ashes of the old to bring new life into the Apolyton
Sector. The first to appear was Istvanistan. A little-known citizen of the old
ApolytonNation named Tomislav had been inspired to participate in
micronationalism, and had gone off his own way, missing the creation of
Audentior and all later events. When he was refound by Apolytoners, he led a
great nation called the Republic of Istvanistan, which immediately became part
of the Apolyton Sector. The next new nation to rise was the idea of Giant Squid
and a few other disillusioned Audentes. This was, of course, Hyperborea, which
you are in right now. LordStone1 and Giant Squid worked in secret for a few
weeks to make the site, and then told the world. Hyperborea's restrictive
citizenship policy stopped them from getting more than 5 citizens in this era.
The last new nation was made by UEC, former vice-president of the United
Demesos. It was called Shireroth. With these new states and the old nations of
FIoJ and GAPR (now renamed Gran Tierra) Apolyton was fast approaching its
former glory.
Era X: Brave New World
For a long time after the Demesos War, UD was completely inactive...almost a
ruin. Bill3000, however, was unable to let his vision die, and he reforged his
nation into the Democratic Republic of Tapfer. German for "brave", he
quickly added things like military training and a forum. In the economic
sector, Giant Squid created MegaCorp, a gigantic conglomeration with branches
in every nation except GAPR. GAPR had lost their fearless leader, Djugashvili,
and was in a state of turmoil trying to recover. In the meantime, secret
negotiations were made between it, Hyperborea, and Shireroth for a merge, but
were ended or scaled back when GAPR changed their mind.
Era XI: The Re-Re-Surrection of Audentior
(Early June 2000)
However, there is no force in the world as powerful as an idea whose time has
come, and the leaders of Hyperborea and Shireroth began "testing the waters"
for enough nations to complete the merge when GAPR withdrew. They found another
nation willing to join with them in the new Tapfer, and Jasonia also expressed
some interest. For purposes of prestige and convenience, they decided to to use
the old Audentior website, resulting in the second resurrection of the nation.
Finally, Jasonia joined, and Blackrock, though staying independent, expressed
their support. Peace and unity had been achieved at last. The only storm clouds
on the horizon were the Audentes' determination to add GAPR to their mix and
Blackrock's escalating problems with a far-off nation named, oddly enough, The
Purple Bunny Federation.
[eras XII and XIII written by Bill3000,
edited by GSquid]
Era XII: The Climax of Audentior (Middle-Late June 2000) Audentior soon had
elections, with the Libertarian and Demesosian Parties having the majority of
the Tetrapole, the name for the new AIN Parliament. Soon, the PBF-Blackrockian
Cold War ended, and the only thing that was disrupting peace were the newly
founded nations of Paramount and Norfolk. They threatened to invade Audentior,
but the threat quickly subsedded with the death of the nations. Then, GAPR
Commisioner UEC lead a drive to annex GAPR into Blackrock. He succeeded, and
JDS said that half of GAPR would be part of Tulsa, half Blackrock. Tulsa, in
disgust, gave its half to Blackrock. Blackrock then made it a joint territory
with Audentior. The old AFTP province was returned to Audentior at last.
Era XIII: Riots and Revolution (Early July
2000)
The Tetrapolewas believed by many to be incredibly inefficent, and was always
arguing. The UAN province was disbanded in hopes of uniting Audentior. UEC, in
disgust, resigned as Legislative Chair, and his "BOO/\/\ist Party"
incited a riot. It soon escalated, and Martial Law was declared after a bomb
threat. The riots eventually ended a day later with some help from Jasonian,
used by both sides as a negotiator. An uneasy peace started for a while. Then,
a vast revolution started leading with UEC to instate direct democracy. With a
couple of problems, including the deletion of the entire website, the democracy
forces won out. At this time, Imran Siddiqui, founder of the libertarians,
emmigrated in disgust. Bill3000, WarVoid, and GSquid managed to create the site
after GSquid found a backup copy and Bill got some extra web space. Bill3000
was made an Administrator along with GSquid (who had been away while the
revolution was occuring. But with everybody blaming problems on Bill3000, some
things were not solved. The remaining issues would have to wait for the
elections, which were to be on July 10,2000. About this time, WarVoid founded a
new nation called the Republic of Antarctica, and JDS founded one called
Hau'oli 'Ena.
Era XIV: What Goes Up Must Go Down (Mid
July)
On July 10, the elections were held as planned. The most closely watched race
was that for President, with Bill3000 of the Demesos Party and WarVoid of the
BOO/\/\ist Party contending for the new and important position. By a small
margin, Bill3000 won, but the fact that he was the administrator of the
election, as well as the fact that some voters were inactive citizens, made the
BOO/\/\ists question the election results. When Bill was announced President,
they, and some others in the BOO/\/\ist-dominated province of Shireroth,
seceded from Audentior. Surprisingly, Bill3000's own province of Tapfer seceded
just after this, with Bill deciding that he and Audentior were hinderances to
one another. By far the largest province of Audentior, the Flying Islands of
Jasonia, decided that, with these problems to face, staying in the AIN was no
longer profitable to it either, and left as well. At this point stodlum of
Blackrock realized decisive action would be needed to hold the country
together, and staged a coup by the military. Evan von Christoph, former Audente
Emperor, chose this time to return and take over the military government. When
GSquid, who had been away while all this was happening, returned, he also got
worried about the present state of AIN, and Hyperborea, calling a Council, left
the nation as well. Evan and the military government then set up a new regime,
in which Evan would be High Priest and his friend WarVoid Emperor.
Era XV: What Goes Down May Also Come Up
(Late July)
After this, the Apollo Sector was left in shambles, with a defunct Audentior, a
frozen Istvanistan, two new nations, still-strong Blackrock, and four rather
confused former Audente provinces. However, the province of Shireroth, first to
secede from Audentior, decided to merge with the large former province of
Jasonia. This set off a chain reaction, and within two weeks or so, the three
other former provinces, as well as Antarctica and Hyperborea, had joined with
Jasonia, which now became nearly as powerful as the old Audentior. Jasonian,
the President revived the site and political structure, DStryker worked a minor
miracle on the economy, and AngelGuardian and others began creating works of
literature there, creating something of a renaissance. New website techniques
were created in Hyperborea, and Kajar Beta became host to a prosperous trade in
Civ2 scenarios. Within half a month of the fall of a great nation, another had
risen to take its place.
Era XVI: A New Golden Age; New Foreign
Contacts (August)
Istvanistan, which had been frozen for the summer, began to stir again furing
this period, but the two main Apollo nations were still Jasonia and Blackrock.
Blackrock had an international incident with Treesia, a new nation that claimed
some of Blackrock's land, but the situation was resolved to the satistfaction
of both parties (particularly of Blackrock, as they got to keep the land).
Jasonia added Hau'oli 'Ena and Aeronesia to its overseas territories, set up a
tour (along with Tapfer) similar to the one you have just seen in Hyperborea,
and changed its name to Aeronesia. Treesia, and a micronational power called
the Rasinate of QM (for short) both came into greater contact with the Apollo
Sector at this time.
Era XVII: The Bold New Era; Treesia
Conflicts
One symbol of this time was the Rasinate's Bold New Era plan, which said that
all micronations should work together in peace and harmony and be very happy.
This was adopted by Aeronesia and promptly forgotten, because the next event
that occured was the Treesia Conflict. Various factions in Treesia began
opposing Prime Minister Hubert's administration and, with the help of
Blackrock, which was still bitter about the incident above, and Aeronesia,
which just felt like interfering, the rebels won. Hubert resigned from Treesia
and destroyed most of it, and the remainder was annexed by Blackrock. Another
important event during this time was the founding of the Apollo Fireball.
Era XVIII: The Infernal War
Meantime, a secret cabal in Aeronesia created a "hidden" micronation
called the People's Republic of Hell. Aeronesians quickly found this new
country, and the two begin an era of very bad relations. These came to a climax when Hell attempted
to annex the Aeronesian province of CHE.
Aeronesia responded by blitzing Thomas Hubert's new nation, the People's
United Republic, which was allied with Hell. All out war seemed inevitable
until it was realized the Hell had not annexed CHE at all, despite everyone's
beliefs to the contrary. Deciding that
the time was ripe, Hell leader WarVoid declared that Hell was part of a grander
plan for the unification of the Apollo Sector; however, no one really liked the
plan, and it and WarVoid both quietly went away. Aeronesia annexed the Republic
of Hell and its provinces
(Official
History ends at this point, No Further updates where made after this point)
Appendix E: Official FIoJ History
One might wonder why Jasonia are
flying islands. Indeed, it has a story. The story is more diplomatic then
technological, and will explain why the island exists rather then how
it flies above the clouds.
Part One: The Raising of the
Islands
Everything started in the AIN, the Audentior Independent Nation. A citizen by
the name of Rainbow started a new political party named AFTP (Automatic For the
People). This party called for drastic reforms in freedom and rights of the AIN
citizens. Rainbow was a very vocal party leader, and the AIN started to despise
him quickly.
After several days, a conflict broke out, and the AIN threatened to declare war
on their own political party. The conflict was negotiated away by an
inexperienced diplomat named Jasonian, but the hostilities were not and tension
remained high.
Soon, the rebellious citizens simply could not stand the unfair AIN government
any longer. The AFTP broke away, taking a considerable amount of AIN population
with it. Jasonian went as well due to his loyalties to the party.
In the new nation, Jasonian had gained quite a bit of fame for his work
preventing war. He was promoted to Head of the Ministry of Diplomacy for his
work, and set out to negotiate further and find allies for the new nation.
Despite the declaration of war by the United Demesos and their ally (to be
later known as Ceres), the growing tension between the AIN and the AFTP, and
the lack of civil order in the nation, things progressed. It seemed the wars
would end and the nation would see peace for the first time since it's birth.
That was when the United Demesos (UD) launched an assault into AFTP territory.
Simultaneously, the head of the secret police, Djugashvili, began a People's
rebellion against the government headed by Rainbow. The military was cut in
half: The loyal troops began resisting the UD forces while the rebel troops let
the invaders pass.
The United Demesos forces eventually signed a truce with the rebel forces,
promising to evacuate the country once it was in the hands of the rebels. This
combined might, along with a rebel sympathizer group from the AIN, made the
future of Rainbow's reign look bleak. Jasonian sided openly with the rebels, as
it seemed to be the best way to keep the country intact.
As the rebels closed in, Jasonian began to panic. What if the UD didn't back
off? What if Djugashvili was a worse leader then Rainbow? He made his decision:
he would leave, but he was taking part of the country he vowed to protect with
him!
With technology being developed to raise Mao's Coffee Shop into the sky, but on
a much larger scale, Jasonian began to search for an ample piece of land. He
found it near the south-eastern part of the country: a grassy mountain area.
Using the antigrav technology, along with controlled explosives, he wretched
the mountain from the ground and pulled it into the sky, to remain free from
the chaos of the world below.
Part Two: The Golden Age of the
Apolyton Sector
After the FIoJ raising above the ground, the UD backed out of the AFTP, which
had split. Djugashvili ruled the AFTP Communist Party (AFTPCP), while
RainbowJDS rules the new Automatic Republic (AR). A peacekeeping garrison was
established in the AR to maintain peace, naturally, by Cersean and Purple Bunny
Federation peace keepers.
During the period of peace in the Apolyton Sector, there were seven nations.
Listed about in order of population and activity, they were: the AIN, AR, RoC
(Republic of Ceres), UD, FIoJ, AFTPCP, and MyNation. MyNation was a joke
against micronations, but it was counted none-the-less as one of the Apolyton
Sector.
As Jasonian nurtured the islands, increasing it's population and improving it's
infrastructure, the Apollo Confederacy was formed. This United Nations-like
union attempted to keep peace between the seven nations. During it's time, two
nations disappeared. AR and AFTP recombined into the new superpower GAPR.
MyNation was expelled from the Confederacy and conquered by the RoC and UD.
However, on a whole, the union was unable to enforce it's decisions. It died a
sad death.
Nearing the end of the era, the economy and research departments of the FIoJ
flourished. JASO was formed, as was the stock exchange. Jasonia was making a
name for itself in the Apolyton Sector.
Then, crisis erupted. EvC abolished the AIN democracy and declared himself
Emperor. All citizens of the AIN that were also citizens of any other nation
were expelled, including Jasonian. AIN's activity dropped. Giant Squid, one of
the main leader of the nation, grew sick of it and left AIN. Even after the
protesters regained power, AIN still has lost a lot of it's key members and
influence.
Apparently tired of GAPR threats of annexation, the UD surprised us all by
attacking and conquering the GAPR's forums. The GAPR and FIoJ led a
counteroffensive that ended when Rainbow regained his forums AND took over the
UD-controlled ones. With the UD down to almost zero members and support, UD has
been dealt a severe blow.
RoC (now named the Republic of Blackrock) has decided to exit the Apolyton
Sector. With AIN down, RoB gone, and UD mortally wounded, only the FIoJ and
GAPR remain active. This was the end of the Golden Age. The FIoJ was in a dying
sector with an excellent reputation and formidable support.
Part Three: The New World
Shortly after the UD crisis, with the FIoJ still booming from the war frenzy, a
previously unheard of nation named RoI (Republic of Istvanistan) made itself
known on the Jasonian forums. This nation, led by Tomislav Trpimirovic, had
watched the AIN for some time. They used the AIN as a basis for the new nation,
and grew it in secret. Satisfied with it's growth, they contacted the FIoJ
first. FIoJ and RoI recognized each other, and hoped to be forever at peace.
Also, a mysterious person posted on all the major forums. After reading all the
posts, it was clear that there was a new nation around. Calling itself
Hyperborea, it gave away only mysterious clues about itself. All that was known
is that is was to the far north and the citizens lived like Gods. Sure enough,
the nation went public about a week later, and the details were known.
Hyperborea didn't allow dual citizenship or relations with other countries. The
leader was none other then Giant Squid, who was working on the project since he
left AIN.
After these events, FIoJ fell into a short period of inactivity. On April 21st,
just over two months since it was created, the nation regained it's activity
and continued to be an active player in the coming events.
Part Four: The Unity
Shortly afterward, two new nations appeared on the scene. The first was the
Republic of Shireroth. UEC, disgusted by the workings of the sector but feeling
unable to change things, started this nation on April 24th in order to get his
ideas out more efficiently. He remained a citizen of the FIoJ, and Shireroth
and FIoJ soon signed a powerful peace treaty.
The second nation was the Demesosian Republic of Tapfer. Using graphics from
the old Republic of Demesos, Bill returned to the scene with his new nation.
Despite comments against the name, the nation began to slowly grow.
At this point, the number of obsolete and current nations began to become
staggering. Simply remembering names was a problem, and the diplomacy between
them was more then anyone should have to handle. Many leaders of the sector
realized this, and Giant Squid launched plan to deal with it.
Rebuilding the ancient ruins of the AIN site, he proposed a grand unity there.
Hyperborea joined up first, followed quickly by Shireroth and Tapfer. GAPR
promptly refused; their hatred of the AIN still boiling. Istvanistan also
refused after a great debate with UEC that has gone down in their history. FIoJ
was next up, and it was put to a vote for four days. With 100% yea/nay
required, any nay vote would stop the vote. Pinky voted nay, but decided to
abstain later. Finally, after the four days, FIoJ became a province of the AIN
on 5/15/00, 5 days short of it's 3 month Independence day.
At this time, the crosswinds server crashed and Jasonian locked the forums.
After about half a month, the nation was rebuilt as a complex monument to honor
the successful project known as the Flying Islands of Jasonia, which was
thought of as finished.
Part Five: The Audentior Age
Several weeks after the FIoJ Museum was started, several citizens began to
become upset in the AIN. The AIN's republic voting system, known as the
Tetrapole, was found to be inefficient and corrupt. A riot was started to burn
off frustration, and a "smiley bomb" was detonated in a thread
clearly marked as bombed. This caused the forum administrators to lock all
forums besides the general discussion one. Enraged by this action, the riot
became serious, and AIN was flooded with protest threads. After threatening to
bomb another thread, UEC was banned. He returned with a double login and bombed
several more threads before that too was banned. A chat was called to discuss
this matter; it was decided that both UEC and GSquid would be fined 5@ and the
matter would be dropped. Both paid up, another peaceful riot thread was
started, and operations continued as normal.
The frustration caused by the Tetrapole remained, however. Several ICQ chats
and debate threads were called to peacefully discuss possible replacements for
the Tetrapole. Two systems were created, and both were presented to the
Tetrapole. They both passed. Infuriated by the Tetrapole's lack of decision, a
Direct Democracy revolution was started. The Tetrapole was declared disbanded,
and it was replaced by the Omnipole - a place where all Audentes could vote.
After some brief troubles with site and forum management, things continued once
more towards the elections of July 10th.
Ironically, the democratic elections that the Audentes has striven so long to
establish were to be a death blow to the AIN. Bill3000, running for President,
got several more people to join the nation just before the elections. These,
along with some inactive citizens, all voted for Bill3000 and the other members
of the Demesosian Party that were running. As a result, in every position that
had more then one candidate running, a Demesosian won. An immediate
investigation was called, but it turned out that Bill didn't miscount the
votes: he simply gathered enough inactive support to win. Frustrated and angry
with Bill for misusing the Direct Democracy system so blatantly, Shireroth
seceded from the AIN. Bill launched an invasion of Shireroth and quickly moved
to make any further defections illegal.
Seeing a closing door of opportunity before them, FIoJ quickly voted to secede
themselves. After 5 votes were received in favor, it was clear that there would
be no opposition. FIoJ too declared their secession, and AIN made no action to
force them back. Stodlum then launched a coup and seized control of the AIN,
disbanding the Omnipole and President position. Feeling totally betrayed,
Tapfer seceded as well.
Part Six: The Great Merger
In the days after the secessions from the AIN, FIoJ managed to stabalize a
great amount of activity. The government was re-established, the economic
system started up again, and relations with nearby nations were secured. The
FIoJ's recovery was swift.
In the AIN, however, things were not so pleasant. The remaining people of the
AIN demanded that Stodlum give up his power he had over the AIN. In response,
Stodlum revoked his and Bill's administrator powers, declared WarVoid the
'king' in jest, and fled the country. Taking Stodlum seriously, WarVoid assumed
control over the nation.
EvC, historic leader of the nation, returned after saying he wouldn't ever come
back. He began a plan to make the AIN an "RPG nation" with more focus
on people and less on the government. He also asked the former provinces to
return, which they refused. Most citizens of the Apolyton Sector scoffed at
this idea, especially Giant Squid. Hyperborea, last of the nations to join in
AIN in The Unity, seceded to escape the chaos there and GSquid launched
"Operation D", a Direct Democracy Audentior to compete with the RPG
Audentior, which was renamed Apolyton Independent Nation: it's historic name.
Meanwhile, the Apolyton Sector was filled with nations once again. Along with
the former provinces of the AIN, the Republic of Antarctica and Hau'oli 'Ena
gained popularity. This was not to last. Shireroth opted to merge fully with
the FIoJ, which it did. Next came Tapfer, which was inactive and unpopular
after Bill's elections that caused the AIN to collapse. Hyperborea followed,
and GSquid's "Operation D" Audentior was disbanded. FIoJ had managed
to bring the nations under peaceful unity, a goal the AIN never truly managed.
The mergers didn't stop there. The Republic of Antarctic under WarVoid opted to
merge so that WarVoid would have more time to work on Apolyton Independent
Nation with EvC. Shortly afterward, Hau'oli 'Ena joined the FIoJ because their
citizens were unwilling to continue the nation.
With over forty citizens and a host of active and contrasting people, the FIoJ
experienced further development, economic growth, and activity levels. The
Golden Age of the FIoJ had began.
(Official
History ends at this point, No Further updates where made after this point)
Appendix F: Official Treesian History
“A History of Treesia
- a Most Unusual Place”
-from the quill of the Baron himself
Originally the Barony was one of the five Baronies of
the Five Islands Kingdom. The other Baronies were Shleg, Khas, Ahans and Reath.
The Kingdom was situated on a huge lake, which the happy Kingdom citizens had
never bothered to explore further than to know it was a lake.
(Click on the Map for an
enlargement)
It is fabled that a king will come, called Rex Cuig, and
he will bring the five Baronies back together. When the Cataclysm came over a
thousand years ago, the other four Baronies disappeared into fountains of
molten rock. When the skies cleared, the Treesians found themselves alone on
their lake. A tremendous sense of loss, perhaps conveyed through the land
itself, wrenched at the heart of every being on the island. That day, when the
Barony found itself alone, is still mourned as the Loss. After thirty days and
nights of mourning, the Baron at that time, one Halberd the Grey, sorrowfully
proclaimed himself head of the Barony of Treesia. He refused to take the title
King out of respect for the last King, his uncle. Times were not all bad,
however, as they met new allies who had come to investigate the apocalyptic
happenings of the Cataclysm. It turned out the island had drifted closer to the
shore of the great lake.
(Click on the Map for an enlargement)
Their first allies were the Jasonians, powerful mages
who helped the startled and still saddened Treesians to flourish and grow. The
Q’attera Macusiaans came next, soldiers who allied themselves with the Barony.
The Alterians approached the Barony next, civilised diplomats and philosophers,
who contrasted deeply with the barely developed Barony. Finally the explorers
sent forth by the Baron found the Hyperboreans, who were wise warrior priests
who lived in the frozen plains of Hyperborea. They held themselves aloof from
all but nevertheless extended the hand of friendship towards the Barony. The
talking dogs that frequented the Knightship of Llacheu were particularly
communicative with Hyperborean philosophers.
Following the Age of the Cataclysm was the Golden Time,
in which the Barony flourished and grew more powerful. One day, however, an
advisor to the Baron Ambrose of the House Dornan, Sir Tomas, turned rogue and
threw the Barony into anarchy. He declared himself the Lost King of the Islands
and the Principality of Treesia was soon within his grasp. The Baron and his
family fled to the Republic of Blackrock, a nation of fanatical soldiers. There
they plotted against Sir Tomas and eventually, after more than fifty years, the
previous Baron’s son, Gerard, staged a coup where he, forgotten by the citizens
of the Principality, came to Prime Minister Tomas II, since the Barony had
since undergone so much change of administration that it was almost
unrecognisable. There he won the Prime Minister’s confidence and came to the
position of President through a process known as democracy.
He was then approached by an individual with the bearing
of a Hyperborean paladin who answered to the name Arjuna Pandava. He told
Gerard that he could bring the Barony back under his power if he was prepared
to take measures. The plans of the Republic melded almost perfectly with the
newly formed Movement’s plans. A man named Kevin of the House Tennent was the
third member of the Movement. Within months the tyrannical rule of Tomas II was
overthrown and the newly selected Baron Gerard took over. He had little support
however, and made the Barony a protectorate of the Republic until he had seeded
support for himself.
When the Republic of Blackrock died due to the death of
it’s main ruler, General Odlum, the Barony was back under it’s own power. Baron
Eoin rules there now and things have never been better. The newly knighted Sir
Kevin, Sir William, Sir Ryan, Sir Jason, Sir Augustus, Sir Brandon and Sir Diga
joined him. Sir Kevin kept his old territories of Fabon, and kept to the strict
rules of chivalric conduct and weapon finesse. Sir William, the Bearer of the
Holy Sword Einlanzer, an old ally of the House Dornan, stationed himself in
Hundland. Sir Ryan brought peace to the warring barbarian Draken tribes. The
Draken were men who could assume the form of dragons. He ruled at Castle Dagoda
in the middle of the Wickhighan plains. Sir Jason, a mage of amazing talent,
found the place on the island where magic was strongest, Llacheu, and
originally had to cope with waves of rioting dogs, the situation is now under
control. Sir Augustus, a centaur chieftain, was given rule of the area where
his people inhabited most, Breigh, Land of Horses. Sir Brandon, originally from
Blackrock, gave his nation of Vembria, a land seceded during the reign of
Tomas, back to the Barony and reigned there. Sir Diga IV, the ruler of the
Rasinate, was given a piece of land closest to his domain out of gratitude for
his House’s continuing alliance with Treesia.
(Click on the Map for an
enlargement)
Much has changed. Today Sir Ryan, Sir Brandon and Sir
Diga have departed. Sir Ryan succumbed to the Dragon Rage, permanently turning
into a majestic golden dragon. Sir Brandon went missing on a quest to find new
lands. Sir Diga departed and was given his Knightship of Ecosse as a parting
gift. Iain de Vembria, a member of the former ruling class of Vembria, was
knighted and given custodianship of his lands forever. Sir Anthony, a genius
mathematician, was asked to take over Wickhigh, since he had being a long-time
resident at Castle Dagoda and did not seem as likely to succumb to the Rage as
his predecessor had.
(Official
History ends at this point, No Further updates where made after this point)
Appendix G: Official Istvanistani History
A Short History of the Republic of
Istvanistan
Early History of the Republic
The Republic of Istvanistan
as we know it today, was founded in the early days of 2000, however, its
history can be traced back all the way to 1999, as the Republic of Humanistan.
Tomislav Trpimirovic, one of
the two founders of the Republic, was spurred on by two events. The first was
the creation and subsequent collapse of the Apolyton Independent Nation.
Tomislav had been familiar with micronations for quite some time at that point,
but had not joined one until the Apolyton Independent Nation was founded.
Micronationalism appealed to Tomislav's own fascination with government and
history. However, seeing the confusion around him and sensing that it could not
last long, Tomislav never did much there and sure enough, Apolyton collapsed.
It is at this point that Tomislav came to the conclusion that the only way to
start off a micronation would be to have certain key institutions in place, and
have them operate as efficiently as possible in order to support the growth of
the nation.
However, Tomislav did not
start off making the nation at this time. The Republic needed another spur
before it would take shape and this would come from Tomislav's Croatian roots
and his interest in the politics of his ancestral homeland. This last spark was
the 1999 Presidential and Parliamentary elections in Croatia. The authoritarian
President of Croatia at that time, Franjo Tudman, had died and the stage for a
completley new Croatian government was set. Tudman's corrupt party, the
Croatian Democratic Union(HDZ) was utterly smashed in the elections, losing to
a coalition of the Social Democrats and Social Liberals who later formed a
coalition with the Croatian Peasant Party, Istrian Democratic Assembly, and
Croatian People's Party. A completley new Center-left government was brought in
and the course of Croatian political history was greatly changed.
So it was at this time that
the Republic of Humanistan was formed. It had no website, or a population, but
it had a political process that would become the embryo of the Istvanistani
political system.
Soon the new micronation was
going to build itself from the ground up. A web page, the symbols of state, a
new constitution, everything was going to be built on the internet. For help,
he was joined by SpriteLemming, the second founder of the nation, and they
began turning the theoretical Republic into a micronation and soon the initial
base of citizens, centered around our local high school, Governor Livingston
High School, developed and grew.
What's in a Name?
Initially, the name was the
first thing to come into question. I was the only person who liked the name,
Humanistan. Several ideas were thrown around, one of the most popular was by
Glissando, the Republic of Pacmanistan. Although we thought it was a brilliant
idea, we believed that it was too light hearted. Eventually, I somehow randomly
came up with the name Istvanistan, we decided we could tolerate it, and so it
stuck and we all grew to be proud of it.
Glissando's Pacmanistani Flag:

Growth of the Nation
The government began
functioning in due order. The citizenship list had expanded steadily, drawing
on personal friends from Governor Livingston High School. However, we began to
expand outward. At one point we were steadily acquiring citizens from the
Newark Academy thanks to Mazzuca, a friend who had attended the same Middle
School with the rest of us who had since went to the Newark Academy. He became
the first Newspaper Editor of the Republic and an influential character in
politics. Through his influence, we were able to gain citizens from Newark
Academy.
When the government deemed
that we were ready, the Republic of Istvanistan decided to open up relations
with other nations. Istvanistan particularly focused its diplomatic efforts on
the various spin-offs of Apolyton(then called Audentior) and began to gain new
citizens from those nations. However, Istvanistan would not let itself get
caught up in the constant upheavals and intrigue of the Apollo Nations and
continued to set an independent course for itself. Istvanistan has never been
in any of the wars which frequently floated around its neighbours.
However, this does not mean
that we ignored them. We maintained dialogue with all of them, and sustained
friendly relations with everyone. We took part in the same intermicronational
economic simulation which the Apollo Nations took part in, and we quickly began
to dominate in that aspect.
Istvanistan would revise its
political process, and its Constitution many times. Culminating in a unique 3
House Legislature, an Upper House, a Lower House, and the National Assembly
which consisted of all citizens not in Parliament. In the month of June, the
first Presidential and Parliamentary elections were held, which saw Tomislav
gain his first Constitutional term as President and the creation of the first
true Parliament. Istvanistan's political system, however, has never stopped
evolving and does so to this day.
Istvanistan has never
abandoned its independent spirit, and has resisted all efforts to be forced
into unions and alliances that were trumpeted in the support of unity, but did
not serve Istvanistan's interests and sought to limit our national sovereignty
and independence. Istvanistan has stayed clear of all binding military
agreements, despite the efforts of many, and has consequently remained in a
state of peace and complete independence which continues to this day, and
hopefully will for all time.
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Appendix H: Official United Demesos History
History of the United Demesos
THE FOUNDING FATHERS
The United Demesos was founded on 28.1 BMY.
That day, the creator of Demesos, Bill Dusch, had an idea for a experimental
micronation. Unlike many other Micronations, this never succeeded from a mother
country, but was founded in the fertile plains of Xoom. Soon, the founding
members came in to join. It was time to create a constitution. Three Citizens,
Clifford Smith, Bill Dusch, and Provost A. Bug created the constitution. After
checked by some citizens, it was ratified. Then the President was elected. Bill
Dusch had won, with Clifford Smith right behind. Clifford Smith was pronounced
Vice-President, and is one of the most loyal citizens today. The founding
fathers are the first Seven Citizens in the Citizens page
THE COLONIZATION PERIOD
After the election, a currency was made, the
Demot, and came the citizens. These pioneers established new provinces and
founded large cities. Among the most important Pioneer was Sahib. He founded
the what will be the most Importand Providence in the East, Badenia, and it's
capital, Elephantopolis. Elephantopolis is the Second La.rgest City in the
United Demesos Today. Soon, there were no more free territory to settle in. But
there was an incedent in the providences of Phoenixia, Tembuh, Tembania, and
Tong. These providences were concluded and merged into the United State of
Temba. The United Demesos is proud of this unification. Also, colonies were
founded at the South coast of DStykara, what is today known as the Province of
the Marxist Commune.
THE AUTOMATIC WAR
The United Demesos supported Audentior since
the UD's founding, and there was trouble in the AIN providence of Automatic For
the People. It's Ruler, RainbowJDS succeeded AIN. UD had supported Djugashvili,
a leader of AFTP, against the dictator JDS. Bill3000 was framed and placed under
arrest. The Citizens of the UD voted to declare war. UD troops marched into the
providences, and as planned, the future GPR rebelled. The UD troops at the end,
captured almost all of AFTP. But a tragedy struck and the rebels were forced to
only succeed. The Automatic War wasn't as successful as it was meant to be, and
President Bill Duisch was put into shame.
TODAY
The MY system was made for a better year
system. Also, the Apollo Confederacy, inlcuding all of the nations of the
Apolyton, seeks for Apolyton Unity. But alas, the GAPR is threatning to annex
the UD. We are fiercly independent. We will not give in to the RainbowJDS
Dictatorship!
Presidents
Bill
Dusch - 1BMY –
Vice
Presidents
Clifford
Smith - 1BMY - 3MY
E.
Metzler - 3MY -
Awards
presented to UD Citizens
Bill
Dusch
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Appendix I: Official History
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