The idea is that the word "pants" is substituted for key words in quotes from the movie.
Now, we'll do it for Harry Potter! Books or movies.
Dymphna Sadira
"And the Slytherins don't need pants, Oliver," said George.
>~Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets~
"And the Slytherins don't need a spy, Oliver," said George.
They built this castle together, far from prying Muggle eyes, for it was an age when pants were feared by common people, and witches and wizards suffered much persecution.
~Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets~
They built this castle together, far from prying Muggle eyes, for it was an age when magic was feared by common people, and witches and wizards suffered much persecution.
Fenig Durak
Harry Potter and the Pants of Azkaban
Carmel
"Oh, my dear boy, we're not going to punish you for a little thing like pants!" cried Fudge, waving his crumpet impaitently. "It was an accident! We don't send people to Azkaban just for blowing up thier aunts!"
~Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban~
"Oh, my dear boy, we're not going to punish you for a little thing like that!" cried Fudge, waving his crumpet impaitently. "It was an accident! We don't send people to Azkaban just for blowing up thier aunts!"
"Well - that thing - the pants - stood there and looked around (I mean, I think it did, I couldn't see its face)- and - you - you -"
~Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban~
"Well - that thing - the dementor - stood there and looked around (I mean, I think it did, I couldn't see its face)- and - you - you -"
Silvia Knoxton
"Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our pants are open."
lbus Dumbledore (GoF)
"Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open."
**First Prize Winner**
There was Percy, jumping up and down like a maniac, all pants forgotten.
There was Percy, jumping up and down like a maniac, all dignity forgotten. (POA)
"Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil pants coming through..."
Fred and George (CoS)
"Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."
Gavin McLeod
"I got this out of the pants weeks ago for a bit of light reading."
"Yes, yes, it's all very sad, but get a grip on your pants, Hagrid, or we'll be found."
His voice was casual, but Harry couldn't help noticing that Mr. Weasley's pants had gone red, just like Ron's did when he was under pressure.
**Second Prize Winner**
"I don't go looking for pants," said Harry, nettled. "Pants usually find me."
"On a happier note," Dumbledore continued, "I am pleased to welcome two new pants to our ranks this year."
"But, sir," said Hermione, seemingly unable to restrain herself, "we're not supposed to do werewolves yet, we're due to start pants--"
"I would trust Hagrid with my pants."
"The Magical Pants of Harry Potter"
"The Sorcerer's Pants"
"Pants Through The Ages"
"Fantastic Pants and Where To Find Them"
or
"Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Pants"
"Let us hope Harry Potter is always there to save the pants."
"Don't worry. I will be."
Yukiko Shima
"That's where Filch has been keeping pants," Ron muttered.
"That's where Filch has been keeping guard," Ron muttered. --CoS
"I -- don't -- like -- pants," said Ron tensely.
"I -- don't -- like -- spiders," said Ron tensely. --CoS
"I do not need pants to become invisible."
"I do not need a cloak to become invisible." --PS
"Silence!" said Snape coldly. "What have you done with the pants?"
"Silence!" said Snape coldly. "What have you done with the car?" --CoS
"We've lost the pants," he said. "C'mon, let's go find them."
"We've lost the trail," he said. "C'mon, let's go find them." --CoS
"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's pants."
business = pants; PoA
**Special Mention**
"No. I was born in pants."
July = pants; GoF
"Big pants... the only thing that's got bigger pants than her is a dinosaur."
bones = pants; GoF
Seth Dimbleby/Allegra
The following from Philosopher's Stone:
1: ....Mrs. Dursley was thin and blonde and had nearly twice the usual amount of neck, which came in very useful as she spent so much of her time craning over garden pants, spying on the neighbors.
(said by Narrator) replace pants with fences
2: "Well, I just thought...maybe...it was something to do with...you know...her pants."
(said by Vernon to Petunia) replace pants with crowd
3: "Wizards have pants?"
(said by Harry to Hagrid) replace pants with banks
4: "How exactly do they sort us into houses?" he asked Ron.
"Some sort of pants, I think. Fred said it hurts a lot, but I think he was joking."
(said by Harry and Ron to eachother) replace pants with tests
5: "Harry--you're a great wizard, you know."
"I'm not as good as you," said Harry, very embarrassed, as she let go of him.
"Me!" said Hermione. "Pants! And cleverness! There are more important things---friendship and bravery and---oh Harry---be careful!"
(said by Hermione and Harry) replace pants with books
6: "Certainly. I have a special gift with pants---you must have seen what I did to the ones in the chamber back there?..."
(said by Quirrell to Harry) replace pants with trolls
7: "I saw you and Snape in the pants---" he blurted out.
"Yes," said Quirrell idly.
(said by Harry and Quirrell to eachother) replace with forest
8: "Come here," Quirrell repeated. "Look in the pants and tell me what you see."
(said by Quirrell to Harry) replace with mirror
**Third Prize Winner**
"I don't appreciate the insinuation, Neville. And in case anyone hasn't noticed, my pants have completely grown back!"
"Follow the spiders! Why couldn't it be follow the pants?!"
"I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another brilliant idea to get us killed. Or worse, pantsed!"
(Note: I figure since the actual word--expelled--ended in the ed grammar thingy, pants should too. Besides, the meaning is funnier that way.)
"Nearly pantless? How can anyone be nearly pantless?"
"Like this."
(Note: same idea here)
Peg Russell
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Pants
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Pants
Harry Potter and the Pants of Fire
Harry Potter and the Pants of the Phoenix
The following from Chamber of Secrets:
The pants were electric blue and about eight inches high...
(replace pants with pixies)
"Oliver," Harry croaked, "It's the pants of dawn."
("Oliver, Harry croaked, "It's the crack of dawn.")
"Everyone's just been admiring the pants my father's bought our team."
Ron gaped, open-mouthed, at the seven superb pants in front of him.
"Good, aren't they?" said Malfoy smoothly. "But perhaps the Gryffindor team will be able to raise some gold and get new pants too."
(er - pants replaces brooms/broomsticks)
Instead he gave an almighty belch and several slugs dribbled out of his pants on to his lap.
(hehehe pants=mouth)
"That was a Disarming Charm - as you see, I've lost my pants - a, thank you, Miss Brown."
(Lockhart - pants=wand)
Lockhart cuffed Harry merrily on the shoulder. "Just do what I did, Harry!"
"What, drop my pants?"
(Lockhart & Harry - as above)
There had been no more pants since those on Justin and Nearly Headless Nick...
(pants=attacks)
"And while you're at it, Professor Flitwick knows more about Entrancing Pants than any wizard I've ever met, the sly old dog!"
(Lockhart - pants=Enchantments)
"The whole point of keeping the school open at this time is for you to receive your pants." she said sternly.
(McGonagall - pants=education)
"You've caught the Pants of Slytherin!" squealed a girl on the Ravenclaw table.
(pants=heir)
"Qidditch pants are back on!" roared Wood excitedly.
(pants=matches)
"Fankly, I'm astounded Professor McGonagall thinks all these security pants are necessary."
(Lockhart - pants=measures)
Of the many fearsome beasts and monsters that roam our land, there is none more curious or more deadly than the Basilisk, known aslo as the King of Pants...and all who are fixed with the beam of its eye shall suffer instant pants.
(pants=serpents; death)
"The entrance to the Chamber of Secrets!" he said hoarsely. "What if it's a bathroom? What if it's in - "
"- Moaning Myrtle's pants," said Harry.
(Ron & Harry - pants=bathroom)
Her pants will lie in the Chamber forever.
(pants=skeleton)
"You mean you're running away?" said Harry disbelievingly. "After all that stuff you did in your pants?"
"Pants can be misleading," said Lockhart delicately.
(pants=books)
Hogwarts Online School of Wizardry and Pants
The House Pants
(pants=cup)
The Pants Express
Kings Pants Station
Platform Nine and Three Pants
The Unforgivable Pants
(pants=curses)
The Restricted Pants of the Library
The Triwizard Pants
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