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| FRANCIS MACBEOWULF, AKA FRANK LG Paladin Likes: Swordplay, Being Valiant, "Training" with Seline Dislikes: Any problem that cannot be solved by slashing, hacking, and/or stabbing Repeatedly. Having been called to the holy duty of Paladinhood (although he almost didn't answer because it called collect), Frank devotes himself to the path of righteousness by any means necessary. Unfortunatly to him the only means he is capable of are moronic ruses and swordfighting that would make Musashi himself spin in his grave. |
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| KEIKO MEIER, AKA KEIKO NG Cleric Likes: Tom Clancy novels, Hot Topic stores, Mocha Lattes, making fun of Frank Dislikes: Celibacy, getting mud on his robes, mosquito bites. Fed up with being picked last for Blitzball every time at school, Keiko studied at the local temple to obtain Clerichood, partly to prove himself, but mostly to torment his school peers with his magics. However, instead of exacting revenge on his classmates, he found himself immersed in the study of divine magic, and became so adept that he somehow learned Cura before he learned Cure. He is the brains of the party, and his tactical genius suggests that in a past life he was a level 20 Ranger, and is channeling his past self's strategical knowhow from the ancient power of Ohohceeknawl'edge |
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| SELINE, AKA SELINE CN Bard Likes: Having "Special Training Sessions" With both men and women (her favorite position is all of them), Music Dislikes: Anti-abortionists Former frontwoman of the Efefsicks-based band "The Going Commandos" who traveled to Deeandee to launch her solo career, when she met up with Keiko and Frank and joined their cause in hopes have having nightly "Three Way Training Sessions". It's been said that if she put notches on her bedpost, they'd be twigs by now. |
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| PRINCESS ANNE SHRUBBERY LN Monk Likes: Jiu-jitsu, her 'Battery operated boyfriend', the manga stylings of BenkyoTamamaoki Dislikes: Being kidnapped, tuesdays, the crap that's on WB The heiress to the throne of Deeandee, she was held hostage by the Evil Dark Lord Teddy, who was trying to use her to discover the secret of the Mystic Item...despite that fact that she had no idea what he's talking about, and neither does he. |
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| THE EVIL DARK LORD TEDDY LE Evil Dark Lord Likes: Being evil, doing evil stuff, kidnapping princess for no reason whatsoever, Garfield comics Dislikes: Heroes and Villians who don't understand how Heroism and Villany work, Grandfather clocks (although he has one in his lair), Ziggy comics. Having a Master's degree in Gygaxian Villany, Teddy is a cunning villian who plays by the rules of villiany, even the ones that contradict the others. He is a frequent guest speaker at the Evil Dark Lords Convention, and is known as one of the premier Evil Dark Lords of the 16-Bit Age. |
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| BUBBA FATT, THE MOST FEARED MAIL-ORDER MINION IN THE GALAXY NE Mail-Order Minion (Deceased) Likes: Money, things he can buy with money, his kickass blur effect, Chocobo Pizza. Dislikes: Boring missions, villians who don't tip. An expierenced Mail Order Minion who is a superior marksman and very good at following orders. His true identity is unknown, but some believe he has a very famous relative. |
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