I am gonna buy mis sis a vibrater *sniffle* my sis would never do that for ME if banana kisses me i would pop his balls off -.- im sure your the ONLY one that would touch them to when in doubt, go for the groin ... No need to kid, my mother is sleeping with my brother and my father was with my ex husbands daughter. o.ol Well i got to be your sister and my own grandmother... See I only have one daughter, so it isn't me who breeds like a rabbit.. It's my family. o.o there are like hundreds of them now. The only incestuous relationships I had which were rather tenuous were I went with my brother's wife's father and half of heaven was convinced me and Kaku were having it off, which we wen't. You were too, I was there aswell remember ;x * Hazuki commands his ultr. to orally rape Shad i herd that i wanna be dad tha i were jercking off at my mom O_o' * Hakujou wonders what people would say if he said he was on the computer without any pants on... >D Hey now don't get yer panties all in a bunch Haku! I'll give it back KakBlowsMeWhenNoOneLooks ;x Hey!! i thought you werent gonna tell!!! now they all know what we did last summer!! Be very careful........... cause I crapped in my pants! right.. im gonna look for some goat porno [Be Right Back] * Rammy_The_Hamster calls on Flucky pucky scratchy snatchy nakky and sacky ;x * Rammy_The_Hamster watches them shoot poop pellets at Hammy's army and bomb ;x * Sinaku is away: (Cause my girl wants it) Pager is on [[-KhaJooL ScripT-]] *** ChanServ changes topic to 'if ur a lesbian come in (TeenGohan)' no, SNIFF the bananna, there just like pixie stickz but less pain ful i hit on you WAY more than K^L does.. Me and Ala love each other ;x We are to be married once he returns.. and he will be for ever mine... byee oke bye well i gtg byee! :D * Sakura-Chan (JAVGUEST@=GPpsep-91-006-890-3.dsl.wchtks.swbell.net) Quit (QUIT: byeee!! It'z not ur fault Kurai.. don't get SAD.. Get GLAD..) finally she left -_-'.. * Little^Kakuzen is now known as KakuzenAwayJackingToPorn * Amuro-Ray is a class A bullshitter No i will pay u half I'm not your fricken whore 2500 anyway.. cigerette time brb in a little bit Those things will kill y...... ......*thinks* Enjoy ^_^ I shall now share with you..the words of a true champion! Uhmmm.,.....uh.... SCROTUM! i like eggs in what way? i love them! sexually eat him and i get a rabid dog attatched to your scrotum i need to get him off my ass * Kakuzen falls in a trance.. thinking about Dra's hairless body... o.o;* Kakuzen wets him self ;x Why am I quoted? Is it because I have a fettish for rape? i wanna fuck you like an animal what is whore FRICK THERE GOES MY BALLS I was able to pull them back out from under the desk im EXTREMELY frightened by the fact someone can say anything good about AOL... one time we were reading about sea creatures and she said testicles instead of tentacles its so sticky and thick it keeps my mouth like almost totally shut x.X; it was like 4 inches... very big I love sucking them you get the sweet taste that way <@Adam> I found some of that dirt stuff under my toe nail.. <@Adam> it was white.. <@Adam> not black brb.. hands are sticky * Samus goes back to finding his candycane my candycane isnt that small =o its about 2 3 inches last time I felt something enter my ass =/ *Pig will get nikkonic to spank j00 he does that nightly I thought something something was going on down there ;x The Thing keeps on going down more than Mircosoft Stock Market is ;x STOP IT U ABUSER* Hazuki racks points up so i still have my ball.. i still have two balls Why are you always buying whores? its fun * Dark-Prince is into rape I saw a little boy humping his mom yesterday at the 4th of july parade so it was wrong in what way? wynn, can u describe his actions you trying to picture it or something? my br0 said he was g0nna tie me t0 a chair and make me d0 s0mething don't mess with monkeys on crack wynn and end up gnawing your eyebrows off and spanking you i get it very fast :O Can I wash my winkie in your kitchen sinkie? And I'M A POOR WHITE GUY IN THE US i love screwing you PMX >_> i'm gonna screw you if i die trying >_> wow that was SOOO HAAARD. You'd know all about hard things. wouldn't you Kaye? :D yes. .ew ...See? Kaye knows that I'm not little. :D only cuz you took a fucking PICTURE! YOU DIDNT HAVE TO SEND ME THAT You asked for it, Kaye. * Hellraiser nibles Kaye's pickle kaye you should get a job at hooters <@ Buttercup> wtf drake Doing you again Kaye. * PsychoMantisX is now known as I_get_Screwed_All_Night_Long I shot a firework at a car in the ghetto once. I barely managed to dodge the return fire. I never got my Dildo back... I heard somethin go squish... meaning he needs to imply the use of toilet papr -Wynn:#TPPC- orgy -Wynn:#TPPC- orgy ok im about to kill my furby excuse me for a sec * Hakujou 's meat is hot and juicy? * HatesBunnies is now known as HatesLesbians * Starlett hated. * KakuzenArchAngel smiles and walks out of PM... a new man.* MoonlightArchAngel follows out of pm unruffling herself. * KonigWolf grabs the meat and eat his own meat -> -#zoid_battles- well shad, at least i havven't attended a group orgy :x SHUT UP I SAID DONT TELL ANYONE * Zim4o3 holds Jamie ;.; Off =\ I'm so tempted to ban you web is gay Only for the special boys *Web winks at jamie Stop winking at me *Jamie[bbl|lutbtm] gets all excited an starts snogging Melly back like mad. ;x Come to mine I'll show you the ropes <@ TheGame|LovesNikky> Jamie has a sore ass now ;x I get used to it Jamie asked me to come along for the ride I AM NOT APPLYING AT HOOTERS ;x i dont have the boobs to work there ;x i haves leetle boobies ;x mmmmmmmm yessssssssssss cane me, cane me *Jamie canes the Guest mmmmmmmmm yes harder, harder how long can you keep it up for i'll try 2 hours i'll probably give into temptation =\ I wish i was a girl =/ *** Jenna Has Left #Anime Why Does The Nickname Jenna Remind Me of Porn. Oh Yes... * Zeeke catches it in his mouth and swallows * |UD|Yugi bangs his balls till the hammer breaks * |UD|Yugi covers up with sei ;x <|UD|Yugi> i wanna be in a group orgy ;\ * Silverhawk lost too many friends today STOP hold it Silver had friends? * Shad has joined #sexchat* ChanServ sets mode: +b Shad Shad was kicked by ChanServ (User has been banned from this channel: To much sex is bad for one person!) <|UD|Yugi> dont make me kiss you O_o * Arch_Angel_Gabriel kicks drac back up him mom's butt * Hazuki commands his ultr. to orally rape Shad * Hazuki 's ultrasaurus is still raping Shad, so he wont bother it in it's delightfully pleasent pleasure thi'll take a while... * Shad fights a hammer in a nut war , the hammer takes one swing , everything stops for a min , Shad falls to the ground with 2 broken nuts and the hammer wins the fight * yellow8 asks Shad why do you like women Shad says because i cant get any men * {Goku} is now known as {Goku}|DiedFromSex * {Goku}|DiedFromSex is now known as {Goku}|DiedFromSexWithOldLady * The_Cheshire_cat re-grows his ass lol * snake4 cant wait till he can use his orgy it's like a dog humping your leg it just wont leave until it runs out of juice * Muteki eats shad nuts too* {Goku} is drooling !sex !SEX<{Goku}> !sex !sex !SEX brb gotta masterbate! how can i become a lesbo? Im Gay!!! well we have found a poor girl and bed with a man which ha acutally turned out to be a girl in bed with a bunch of rats sticky taped together I love men. I have them at my house all the time, you should see the place. dildos are fun :x I got a small problem I like ******* hens! Damn, I'm stuck with a little one ;x ..At least it's not white stuff. x.x * Emilio chews on one of Haku's dicks. akick my ass sei! fuuuu ssssseeeeiiioon haaaa 3<(* *<) ^(* *^) (>* *)> <(* *<) (>* *)> 8^<(-.-)>^ 10<(* *<) (>* *)> <(* *<) (^* *)^(>* *)> Shad and Muteki Have merged to form the Ass! * Enishi strokes terrance the rock that is my 50th and i lost one of my balls and half of my testicles i might be a girl but i still got a dick ><* Muteki cuts it off damnit i only had 5 more payments on it! * Muteki pulls out his katana and drops it point-first into chad* Chad does a magic trick and eats the sword* Chad looks at my ass GREAT NOW I AM A GIRL!!!!! I get raped daily, and i like it Tentical rape and deadly orgasms.. xX; * KojiSuke does un-nessary flips and kicks then jumps into the head of the ....thing ive got to find my balls for fricken sakes. . . 1. . .2. . .and 3. . ok im ok. * Shad cums in dres's ass maybe i shouldnt eat cum let me kill yeh once plez ill give u head =p `go to bank `fuck bank `leave cum in bank `rape Bank Person `rape A Male Bank Person `Rape A Tree nice to rape u too * Shad gang orgys myself * Shad and Sword-Battlers Gang Orgy A Dog * Muteki sends in a rabid weasle* Shad rapes the weasle in the head* Sword-Battlers rapes the ass now i gotta go to the tin can* Chibi^Inu^Yasha kicks it around its cold in the can* Chibi^Inu^Yasha can't help but laugh at that.* Chibi^Inu^Yasha is done.* Chibi^Inu^Yasha kills shad * Shad smachs Chibi in the nuts for 6 years stop it. you'll enjoy that too much * Hakujou fades in a burst of shadows and reappears behind Ri, tapping him on the shoulder before beating him senseless with a shovel. ^^ I'm officially ignoring that. goodie...* Adult_Ri-Mewtwo tackles haku and humps him himself! =D i'd be the greatest power ranger ever! if it wasnt for the black ranger fucking my ass! * Moonlight snarls and bites him again this time somewhere more painful.* Adult_Ri-Mewtwo enjoys... <`Princess_Midnight`> do it more x.X everyone gets raped in there at least once ><<`Princess_Midnight`> Really? i should go in there more often.. * NDLV masturbates in public. lol,too interesting wynn and shrimpy sitting in a tree..F-U-C *cough* * Shad knees Goku in the nuts "Stop being a retard" Group Orgy At My House! * Shimo eats the cock. ^^ ((**Drools...)) * Enishi cries* Enishi i lost my cock ..AHH! MY CROTCH IS SAUCED! - Dracions here? >.> * Quits: SSJG0GETA (WS2-0b@=1u58.239.8.67.cfl.rr.com) (QUIT: ERECTION RESET BY BEER) * Shad gets in a orgy with all guys OO* Shad runs away* Shad is captured and ****** dont make me **** you. i sexual abused a window once * Moonlight giggles and squees happily eating the hat. "Ho ho reindeer!" It tastes soo goosd htough! >< i am a Class A Orgy Pro * Shad is Pimped by Kaishi* Shad enjoyed it V.V i frenched a dog before. * Shad rapes him in the mouth >.> * DuoMaxwell searchs for shad's manhood nothing was found. want to cyber? HELL YES! u got me doing the PERIODS!!!!!!!!!!! * Shad Rapes a door to show my rage* Kaishi sees the door close on shad's thing what thing? * Shad rapes the Bear Trap i want to have sex with men * Shad looks at Hazuki's Ulta still Raping me shad i think you cut your dick off again. nope that was a retenal Abuse me >.> i like it! * Quits: Shad_Away (...@=OGNTPP9ZL8.ipt.aol.com) (QUIT: Exscuse me, I must go Jack off to Silverhawk.) someone get in hell Anyway.. I have masturbation time I need to catch up on. bbl lol sif talk to the hand cause the cock aint listening that'd make you the cock.... yes damn I wonder if quasar dreams in C++ quasar would like try to have a wet dream and he'd get compile errors "ERROR: func_erection is undefined" I found a way you can call people for free while on the internet oh really It's called "Your Neighbor's Phone" <[11]HannyArZ> hello, where can i buy chanserv? I will trade warez for it just when I manage to convince myself I'm a superior being, I walk into a door kazaa lite has an add that says "Don't Share Unprotected" and I did a double take reading it before I realized they were talking about computers ... > Would you like to go fuck yourself? (Y/N) Y Y ITS NOT WORKIGN UFO19M: In Russia, we poke each other in the rectum to stay warm [@Archmage_Anasyn]: FUCKING HELL MICROSOFT ARE GAY[+Mr_Day]: Can a company be gay?[+Mr_Day]: Will it only sleep with other monopolies? im disappointed in my mom me too she did a bad job * Thalnos pours gasoline on Duos balls and lights a match"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire! * Quits: {SR}Dark_Summoned_Skull (ok@=cCSE8045V4.ipt.aol.com) (QUIT: {Want to know the concept behind holy wars? 'Do you believe in god?' "No" 'OK' ::BLAM:: 'Do you believe in god?' "Yes" 'Do you believe in my god?' "No" :: BLAM BLAM BLAM :: 'My gods dick is bigger than your gods dick!') oh shit the shower hurt me......I got in turned the water on, the water pressure is amazing, well anyways it knocked me down....I hurt my ass bone i remember the first time windows said "this program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down", and i was worried that they found out about the porn i had looked at * KakuzenAway wets him self.. then goes to make sure it isnt.. Like.. torn or anything.. ;x Damn.. *looks down* I had all these years to scratch my nuts and I didn't? * Shad regrows another **** * Knalatos swallows who here wants to rape me ._. wheres EX? now everyone wants to go out with him i raped goblins and orcs were even better dont even get me started with sauran cum ;x Cum? where? I'll go if I can! that makes me 200% dumbass Blow me Haku. With a cherry on top. * FireKitty is now known as WetPussy * longAndHard is now known as Kokuei We Buttscukers have to stick together. you are the most idiotic people I have ever seen. Yes but you've never seen us. You reaaaaaad us. * Kammy grabs her weapon, a chocolate-covered duck. Do the fartsniffers have a number I can call? 1-800-FARTSNIFFERS * Shad is now known as Just_A_Plain_Dumazz * Christie sexes someone * Pig will get nikkonic to spank j00 he does that nightly now I have nothing to brag about ;.; that was the last one I sucked all the others ._.' i've done ADam Kaye And Jamie :O who else? ;D NIKKONIC you do Jamie too much ;x he complains about it You have to approach the Bin laden with extreme caution and when you make to grab at him don't go for the turbin it'll come right off@! now many people think the only good bin laden is a dead bin laden and kill 'em on sight! but I've found that his behavior can be modified quite effectively by neutering so all you need is a nice pair of box cutters and cut of his gnads like this! * Pig uses samus as a sex toy * Seraphic drags Moonlight to PM "I'll wear you out" * Seraphic staggars out of PM panting and covered in perspiration a dog colar and chan around her neck, glancing back to Moonlight, giving her a subtle wink "Ok you win this round..;x" g,nite ppl im gonna go uhm.... the.. just away He's masturbating =/ I bet money =/ NO! Suuure, that excuse never worked for me either. * PiG spanks adam long and hard HARD HARDER! so blow that adam ;/ no thanks I've blown enough for one day Teeeeeennnttttiiiiccccllleeess.. * Emilio chews on one of Haku's dicks. <----Wtf. I have more than one? o.o; WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME?!? ;_; Oh.. And if either of you tell Moon that I said Heaven was about gay sex.. I'll hurt you. Or something. ¬¬ you just like sucking large objects called dicks those are candycanes. `-`' Sorta, Adam. *wink wink nudge nudge* is adam gay? :-/ <+ Adam> No. <+ Adam> sorta.. <+ Adam> I think.. <+ Adam> I'm not sure *+Adam whacks Muteki *+Adam pulls out his whacking stick fallen angel kai: KNALATOS! fallen angel kai: GO FUCK YOURSELF!! Lil Goten123: i already did ;p Adam, Strip with me. =/ no. We'd make a good lesbain act. ;x Jeez, ur in mean Bastard Mood, arent you? =/ whats wrong.. did ur blow up doll under the bed pop? =/ no. I just woke up. Or is ur tampon Leaking? =/ Fine I'll show Sera but not Kaku `-` Yeh thank you.. **Mummble mummble Selfish mummble mummble small Dick mummble mummble** Adam.. you CAN say Fuck.. i mean.. I use it all the time.. Mostly when I tell people about me and ur mom.. =/ kak, what about moon? I was simply using Moonlight for a sex toy =/ I mean.. duh =/ I ONLY FUCKED MOM WHEN SHE.. Err.. Wasn't.. Mom. Hm, I would be Bi.. I thoguht about it.. For one whole day... God.. it hurt.. i did to :O i need to go play with myself << brb Haku.... God I love you man. ;x DO YOU MIND!?!?!? IM BUSY PLAYING WIHT MYSELF! >> i gotta go to the bathroom for this shit * Shad looks in a mirrior and gets horny >.> * Shad gets my balls nippled on <[z]Majin[z]> DO ME AGAIN im not raceist i have a color tv Hell there was this tall ass dude that Stuffed me -.-" Another set of genitals to play with! Erana.. Just play with ChanBots. ^^; I do. QUICK SEX CHANGE IDEAS! ^^ i wear pretty pink dresses amatsu sure likes moaning especially to takin it up the ass Sisco> an found this.. --> One day, science may be able to cure homosexuality <-- as a question.. does a pr Roxi> i need some blinds 3<7Roxi3>7 that and ppl can see through my windows 3<7Roxi3>7 when i'm dressing 3<7Roxi3>7 and it sux >.> 3<7Roxi3>7 well for me BikiniWearinRoxi3>7 shake shake shake senora! shake your body line! * Phoenix does the butt tango (_/_) (_|_) (_\_) (_|_) (_/_) (_|_) (_\_) 1,13((-7Now Playing Bob Rivers-When A Man Loves A Chicken.mp3 -))((-Songs Played 642 3-)) but its a natural fact avril is the hottest thing on this planet(even though im a girl i'd still f*** her) * Darthmoogle is the pope.. and he isn't wearing any pants.. so yeh :P 3<7Darthmoogle3>7 *pose* * Darthmoogle is now Playing: Top_Gun03_-_Playing_with_the_boys °MoogleAmp° Of course you found it in the last place you looked. If you hadn't found it you'd still be looking There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Life is like a car wreck, it sucks but you can't stop watching it happen. If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice. Man: Come on hunay, it's not herrrd Woman: But my parent is watchin MAn Calm down, Betsy, they's mah parent's too *they make out* Insprired by: The Simpsons- Episode where Maude Flanders Dies goodmorning yeah, good frickin morning in 2 o'clock in the morning, hey listen i found this cord in my hous turned on, and your house is glowing like the FRICKEN SUN, so i put 2 and 2 together and decide that your pissing me off *walks off* goodnight GO TO SLEEP FREAKS! hey which one of you left the door open and in the yard and tore off the hinges *chocolate brownie monsters attack* quick to the pool you put brownies in my cloning machine didnt you? No, Yes, i dont know, maybe. look dont worry i locked the door. you didnt lock that door it was out in the yard. hey which one of you left the door open and in the yard and tore off the hinges *chocolate brownie monsters attack* quick to the pool you put brownies in my cloning machine didnt you? No, Yes, i dont know, maybe. look dont worry i locked the door. you didnt lock that door it was out in the yard. goodmorning yeah, good frickin morning in 2 o'clock in the morning, hey listen i found this cord in my hous turned on, and your house is glowing like the FRICKEN SUN, so i put 2 and 2 together and decide that your pissing me off *walks off* goodnight GO TO SLEEP FREAKS! * Elven_Mattius swallows Cindy LOVES my tongue u can hump on me i mean jump what does oyun mean? it means homo * Vantino grins gap-toothy <`Lisa> well now the bottom of my pants are wet again. psssssst i just had hot sex with Cindy i know u didnt wanna know that but i told u me and her did it right in the middle of this room once when Ryu, Vantino, and Hikyuu were here ((*A flying penis makes its way towards Amatsu*)) * Seidaki goes back to wishing cindy was on [18:51] *cry cry* [18:51] dis alright sei mine is ignoring meh wonder why, if i was a chick, id ignore u to (Random Quote) Where is an elephants sex organ? In his feet. If he steps on you, you're fucked. it did it 2 times in a row fucked ur mom HAHAHAHAHAHA Seidaki fucked your mom yay me Ryu would need a tonne of Viagra to get off seriously hes a little try hard twang hes gonna need alot of spelling practive if u needed sex...i could call Yuna for u Listen, Sei, I'm horny, but I'm not that horny. =/ * Hakujou FUCKS NANA IN THE ASS WITH A HIPPO AND TAKES THE THRONE. * Seidaki huggles back and tapes a "FUCK ME HARD" sign to her ass *sees the sign as he walks by from getting his lunch* * Otakorao-AoshintaBRB runs up to TDH and grabs her hips well u know what V my life revolves around sex that means sex is around me alot it doesnt suck that bad...well....it does a lil.. "Here's how you make a foxhole......." "Them good for nothing males screw you and leave.........." * The_Total_Terminator bigbang's you * Seidaki drinks chocolate milk from a bong * Vega drinks Beer from his Yoda Bong * Dark-Dragoon drinks bongwater from his tap Vegeta:WHAT?!I don't want to end up as a grumpy old gus who sits on his porch and hurls rocks at kids that run by to make fun of me. Goku:Hey,wait.....that sounds like fun.... * Seidaki kicks them both in the ass on their way out PISS OFF! hey chris,gimme some 'Getting a chick' tips ... why the fuck would u want some of those? Who has fucked under it? Seidaki has fucked it once and i thought that was snow on it now that i know sei fucked it... eee We need a new tree. he must have his own special way of decorating the tree *Jumps from the moon down to earth......he dies from the lack of air as he falls* * Kimmi hides from freddy krueger * Amatsu watches the auto defenses for the lair fire at Freddy Krueger. However... three orgasms is enough for one night... I'm kinda tired. Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. [04:36] sex is the answer, do i want to have sex is the question * Seidaki slaps Prismwind with a dildo that was shuved up a hippos smelly ass and farted upon 5000 times. It was also used to clean the janitors closet, which is flooded with the janitors smelly corny, baby green SHIT * Seidaki shuvs it into Prism's mouth ouch its rightful owner * The_Total_Terminator feeds Prismwind some pubic hair [04:46] now shut up!!!¤ * Vega casts Penis at amatsu as a penis is slowley snet into Amatsu's mouth * Amatsu gags, and spits it out. * Amatsu should of sucked it to scare people someone asked mewhats sex like a couple of days ago so to scare him i told him "its like shoving a wasp up your dick, it gets big, then it explodes" but i guess your happy now that you have a bio of me now lol yep now i have something to whack off to yeah, Nyquil is cool. I once took one in the morning and I was knocked out the whole school day. =/ <`Lisa> roll roll roll your joint! take a sip of wine! hold your toke and take a smoke, blow your f*cking mind! dude i'm gonna hurt my mom for tellin me that i cant get it out of my head lol Me and Cindy get it for 2 hours at night...have sex..leave....then Vega has the beach for 2 hours with kimmi...have sex and leave..and Amatsu can be with himself for 2 hours...have sex..then leave what is a bj?? my net scres stuff all the time it screws me over you get off on your own internet? a guy fuckan sued McDonalds....because he burned his chin on the fries...and he cant have oral sex for a week im not saying that to be funny it happened and there was someone else that sued McDonalds because they have to much fat in their burgers * WebG0d has quit IRC (QUIT: Preperation H Script. By: AssCream) * Seidaki makes out with Christina Augilara and Britney Spears inside his head Shadow,it usually takes a year before you make the change :o and they use words that are in the most unusual places yea its like writing Penis on a milkcarton AHH HAK NAW BITCH, NOW GET YOUR SKANK ASS IN THE KITCH AND MAKE ME SOME FUCKING PIE! ive done sex ed an its boring so i taught meself What the fark is a clit? ;x Don't use me as porn. i hope one of them rips of the others shirt and then we see some titties floppong all around ;x Lisa! I wanna be your daughter! * Setsuna bends over for Goaty `-` Chibi_Kamen- Noun- most idiotic example of the human species, and the most recent discovery that a person can live without a brain * ShinvaLeon-Verian puts a sign on kamen that says "I have small penis!". * Seidaki casts the famous ASS-PENIS spell on Kamen and a penis grows out his ass!!!!! * ShinvaLeon-Verian sends in KBS Kids gay group (Barney, teletubbies etc.)) And they Gang Bang Kamen!. im a gay boy devil...I like willy *** The_Devil_Herself Is Now Known As The_Devil_Himself phil ties his cock strap on and rams it up devils butt !8ball hey, Do u lick your grandmas balls? Seidaki, ( YES!!!!! ) !8ball are u sure? Seidaki, ( Yes, it is likely ) !8ball are u POSITIVE? Seidaki, ( Dont ask me stupid questions ) I made out with somebody and groped them just to freak them out. =/ * Prismwind gropes Amatsu when she hugs him... ;D I'll swallow YOU then. * Prismwind rapes Seidaki with a 14 inch strap-on * Hentai_Kitty crawlZ over to PriZmwind Meow....May I rape you? Poor Sei got the poor-quality whores. =/ can i be used as a dildo"? ...I can break pencils easily with my inner muscles. ^.^ *** Prismwind Has Quit ) ( QUIT: As far as lesbian sex is concerned, the best I've ever had has come from my sister. ) Someone begging for Amatsu to **** them.. You know, I'm just going to pretend that was a nightmare. he loves the cock and loves the pussssy, but the pussssy doesnt love him wow kyliesmilie not only are you immature and stupid kyliesmilie, you can also apply for the special classes at school :-)) ..shut up and suck me * Nanashi_2 place a leech on hakus penis.l. it sucks him * Vega watches UFO's and alians abduct Seidaki aaahh!! ANAL PROBING! *Jumps out the UFO window* figured youd be used to that by now that op was cheating on you, "WITH A MAN" ;x * The_Devil_Herself screams at her op "YOUR CHEATING ON ME WITH VOP..ARNT YOU?!?!?!" harder! ,more! <`Lisa> i taste like cheese muffins. <`Lisa> ..There's a flying penis in the air.. <`Lisa> darn.. now bob wont get to have his giant penis orgy. <`Lisa> that penis wants neko bread.. <`Lisa> the penis just spit on me. I'm bored. But We're having sex An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead. i got in bed with my misses, upside down in bed, i thought her bed socks was her night cap and her kneecaps were her tit's, so i crashed like that all night and when i woke i was in a horror ;x (Kevin Bloody Wilson) * KingNidoking has quit IRC (QUIT: If you want to be seen stand up, if you want to be heard speak up. If you want to be appreciated, sit down and shut up.) Random Stupid Quote: MY DAD THINKS A DVD IS A DRUG HE THINKS I AM ON DRUGS MY GOD =\ he just asked me if my DVD player was my crack pipe And the sad part is i am not joking =\ YOUR all up my @ss i have gay parents... dude, my boobs...they're DD cup. Thats one of the biggest cup sizes for bras so basically youre a half a$$ed homo ;x (@Sanjutsin) Yes. I was so poor when I was growing up, if I wasn't a boy I wouldn't have anything to play with if banana kisses me i would pop his balls off -.- im sure your the ONLY one that would touch them to *** WoodyWoodenPecker has quit IRC (QUIT: When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me) I sense a disturbance in the sexual force.. as if a million sperm cells cried out.. and were suddenly silenced... I ate Christmas it's gone till I digest it and flush it calling all digimon fans both of them? Sex is fun. aw.......feck touch him and I'll rip you open a new asshole * Shikyo has quit IRC (QUIT: "So...what are you in here for?" "Took a nine iron to a meter-maid car...You?" "Dropkicked my orderly...") Porn Is Good, Porn Is Great, We'll Help You To MasterBate. *puts out his cigarette and stomps on it* Ze french women never understood that those Zeans belonged on men, not zhem and zeir skinny frail bodies *Runs around screaming* SOMEONE CHOPPED MY ARM OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you cand deicide cause my decision was what i decided minus your decision so what i decided will now and forever be your decision *mob accent* I'm gonna be goin away now, okay? So I'll see youse all some otha time......if you're lucky..... * Vicious-Vantino has quit IRC (QUIT: "In this battle, If I die, Do not mourn me, Do not cry. I'll do my best, To protect you all, Even if it means, My demise and fall." [A Warrior's Last Words]) ...I am a OVERSIZED DOLL >F does banana's have balls? * Seidaki huggles back and tapes a "FUCK ME HARD" sign to her ass [22:04] *sees the sign as he walks by from getting his lunch* [22:04] * Otakorao-AoshintaBRB runs up to TDH and grabs her hips whats wrong with fwaping? [18:12] It's not like we're passing a bong ;/ * BountyHunterBot Humps Ryu ;/ * Vega humps BountyHunterBot =/ [16:10] * BountyHunterBot humps Vega Back Can I Rip Vega's Tits Off? [16:41] no leave my manboobs alone !! * Zero plays with Vega's manboobs mines bigger * Elven_Mattius swallows yeah, and if pigs had wings, bacon would cost a helluva lot more *kicks rionheart in the balls causing 1 to fall onto the floor [3:41] i cant believe 2 guys are fighting over me.... [3:41] well...at least 1 and a half XD °°13:57°° i only like to do Inus <<<< OH MY POOR PERVERTED MIND bite me school girl virgin [17:46] Press 1 if you like me [18:25] * Inuyasha nods to Kagome [18:25] * San-Chan nods to Inuyasha [18:25] * Shippou-chan nods to fit in [18:50] cant play no more without getting kicked in the balls or tackled off a cliff °°21:28°° WHY °°21:28°° did YOU °°21:28°° cause... °°21:28°° TOUCH °°21:28°° ME °°21:28°° ?!?!!? °°21:28°° ... °°21:28°° *lowers his head and breaks his finger cause shikyo is gonna break it anyway* °°21:28°° *crack* °°21:28°° <`Lisa> ow.. °°21:28°° * Seidaki cowers and walks off slowly that fat ladies right butt cheek is wider than her left I am gonna buy mis sis a vibrater *sniffle* my sis would never do that for ME * Scrat farts * Scrat uses it as a means of transportation and flies around the room [03:16] * Vega kicks Oteka out of the lair [03:16] PISS OFF! [14:39] *Whisper whisper* anyone wanna know what im wearing? *puurrrr* [18:44] * Seidaki hits Shikyo.....verrryyy..softly.. [18:44] * Shikyo hits Seidaki......verrryy...HARD [22:33] ((*suddenly, a moose with a boner comes throught he window, raping the cow*)) [22:35] (( *THEN Barney jumps in raping the Teletubbies singing I WANT YOU YOU WANT ME LETS ALL HAVE A BIG OR-GY.. )) [22:36] ((*A flying penis makes its way towards Amatsu*)) [22:51] *Winnie the pooh gives D`Artagnan a blowjob.* [23:11] hahahaha! CAN U SAY FAG?! [23:11] Can you say SUCK MY DICK?!?!? Er wait...You Probly can [23:12] Shit D00d You Got Slammed! my balls taste like chocolate <+TPS_KaZeR> any hot guys in here??? this is kazers sister <@WEYKOOL> me...im hot....41/m/CA i never came on you [00:56] I want my head! [01:37] if u needed sex...i could call Yuna for u [01:38] Listen, Sei, I'm horny, but I'm not that horny. =/ [01:44] * Amatsu takes over the world while no one is looking. [01:44] * Hakujou shoots Amatsu in the ass. [01:44] * Hakujou takes the throne. [01:44] * Amatsu blocks with Ass Armor! [01:45] * Hakujou FUCKS NANA IN THE ASS WITH A HIPPO AND TAKES THE THRONE. [02:00] My ass hurts.. x.x; [02:03] * Nanashi_2 pisses in it. ;x [02:03] * Hakujou makes Nana rape Amatsu in the ass. [02:03] * Amatsu moans :x [02:08] * Nanashi_2 place a leech on hakus penis.l. it sucks him it's not hard [01:07] iLl be your friend even if you are a hermaphradite :D [14:23] All I want Is Some PANTS!!!! A DECCENNT PAIIRR OF PANNTTSS [17:08] I love fat girls. [19:57] it got quiet..that means i said something stupid [21:32] It's pretty hard actually [21:45] ..I need someone that I can fuck mindlessly. *whine* [21:58] "Here's how you make a foxhole......." [21:58] "Them good for nothing males screw you and leave.........." * Shad fights a hammer in a nut war , the hammer takes one swing , everything stops for a min , Shad falls to the ground with 2 broken nuts and the hammer wins the fight brb gotta masterbate! it's like a dog humping your leg it just wont leave until it runs out of juice [00:21] * Draconian_Angel has quit IRC (QUIT: I love Seidaki with all my heart..and will cut the hands of any girl who tries to touch him) [05:56] Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. [06:12] An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead. [15:46] vantino i have no pants i am a tiger therefore i do not wear pants [21:00] ..Give me head and then prance around with bunny ears on screaming 'FUCK ME FUCK ME' five times fast. =/ [23:01] Vega loves anything that gets near his crotch. [05:08] SHAVED CUNT RULES!!!!!! [05:59] * Enker wishes he was a dildo; that'd make his job easier [06:02] it's huge * Enker gropes Vega Get your old-ass hands off me! [15:28] * Vantino dives into a puddle and is knocked out by the ground [15:53] <`Lisa> well i ate your girlfriend! [17:22] <`Lisa> well now the bottom of my pants are wet again. [17:23] I did that [17:31] Never argue with an idiot! They'll take u down to their level and kick your ass [17:34] * Vicious rolls down a hill and shouts, "WHERE ARE MY PILLS?!" [17:35] <`Lisa> you dont need viagra!!!! [18:50] * Gotenks eats himself [19:10] so, who wants to live in my closet? [19:45] LEAST KOIS WANG DIDNT GET TAZED OFF [19:45] HEY, MINE GROWS BACK! >/ [22:54] And, xen, if there was to be any asses being kicked, it would be yours. =/ [22:54] And then, your ass would be brutally dry humped by a horse. So shaddap. =/ [18:51] * Seidaki goes back to wishing cindy was on [18:51] *cry cry* [18:51] dis alright sei [18:51] mine is ignoring meh [18:52] wonder why, if i was a chick, id ignore u to [19:11] * Ankoku struts around in a thong and nothing but. *g* [19:12] well just proves girls r more hard core then guys! [20:23] not funny shikyo.. [20:23] Arky [20:23] dont care [20:23] it is to me [20:23] and if you dont like it [20:23] MOOO [22:04] I want hentai movie... i think im going to go lay down on my ball-licking-cat-butt-smelly-bally-smelly-infested pillownow [23:19] * Eternian_Regolas grows a third dick [01:34] what does the button "finger" do?> [01:34] dont push it!!!! [01:34] a giant guy will come in ur window [01:34] and finger u [01:37] *Holy Blasts You!!!!!!!!!!!* [01:38] *Holy farts you!!!* [01:41] (¤Hey¤) kimmi u want meh to finger u?????? [01:41] * Amatsu wants to finger Kimmi. [01:42] every1 wants to finger me! Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together? [04:50] put it away Vega! *Looks away* [04:58] Ryu would need a tonne of Viagra to get off [05:06] Q: what were the two lesbains doing behind the icecream van .......... A: Licking their splits [05:09] He would rip off your head and shit down your neck [05:13] Did you know your left ball hangs lower than your left [05:39] ill rip out your eyes and Masturbate in the sockets!!! [05:47] go and get me a girl whore [06:07] * The_Total_Terminator big bang's you [06:19] hey chris,gimme some 'Getting a chick' tips [06:19] why the fuck would u want some of those? [17:28] <`Lisa> there is no such word as ugly in my dictionary [17:28] well there is in mine. [00:40] GET ME A BEER BITCH [01:00] * Amatsu feels the urge to leap in front of Prism to defend. [01:01] * Seidaki feels the urge to kick Amatsu in the balls [04:26] However... three orgasms is enough for one night... I'm kinda tired. [04:36] Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. [04:36] sex is the answer, do i want to have sex is the question * Seidaki slaps Prismwind with a dildo that was shuved up a hippos smelly ass and farted upon 5000 times. It was also used to clean the janitors closet, which is flooded with the janitors smelly corny, baby green SHIT * Seidaki shuvs it into Prism's mouth ouch its rightful owner [04:46] * The_Total_Terminator feeds Prismwind some pubic hair [04:46] now shut up!!! [04:46] lmao at school all these yr 11's were ripping out there pubes and shoving them in the girl's faces psssssst i just had hot sex with Cindy i know u didnt wanna know that but i told u I'm going to go make loud noises with my guitar yeah, Nyquil is cool. I once took one in the morning and I was knocked out the whole school day. =/ [22:49] * Vega walks over to the bar "yo barkeep, gimme something hard" [01:34] * Draconian_Angel has quit IRC (QUIT: Seidaki you're my hot sexy skaterboi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) [05:10] * WebG0d has quit IRC (QUIT: 2P6reperation H Script. 2B6y: AssCream) [06:10] a flying VAGINA! [18:55] I am not in the moood [18:55] I'm in the mood. [19:42] Of the times you DID succeed: [19:42] The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets :S [23:32] My_Space_key_is_fucked_up_>/ [05:40] AHH HAK NAW BITCH, NOW GET YOUR SKANK ASS IN THE KITCH AND MAKE ME SOME FUCKING PIE! MIR will land on britney spears...and be deflected by 3 metric tons of silicon * Hazuki commands his ultr. to orally rape Shad I saw a little boy humping his mom yesterday at the 4th of july parade so it was wrong in what way? wynn, can u describe his actions you trying to picture it or something? Can I wash my winkie in your kitchen sinkie? I never got my Dildo back... I heard somethin go squish... meaning he needs to imply the use of toilet papr * |UD|Yugi bangs his balls till the hammer breaks * Shad has joined #sexchat* ChanServ sets mode: +b Shad Shad was kicked by ChanServ (User has been banned from this channel: To much sex is bad for one person!) eat him and ill get a rabid dog attatched to your scrotum Be very careful...........cause I crapped in my pants! [20:15] i hope one of them rips of the others shirt and then we see some titties floppong all around ;x [20:59] You're making fun of his loss of anal virginity. [21:28] <`Lisa> Oh kiss my butt Haku [21:28] ..Can I? [21:25] i feel sexyy..Whats come over me? [00:00] * ShinvaLeon-Verian puts a sign on kamen that says "I have small penis!". * Seidaki slaps Prismwind with a dildo that was shuved up a hippos smelly ass and farted upon 5000 times. It was also used to clean the janitors closet, which is flooded with the janitors smelly corny, baby green **** * Seidaki shuvs it into Prism's mouth ouch its rightful owner I made out with somebody and groped them just to freak them out. =/ [23:34] * The_Devil_Herself runs around the room screaming running into random walls, then yells at them for getting in her way [21:48] No, me and Prism are busy having super hot sex. [15:32] sometimes I doubt I am human [15:32] then I find and extra toe [15:32] and I'm okay [15:35] hahahahahaha*gets kicked in the crotch*>.< [16:45] <`Lisa> save water. shower with a friend. [02:59] Wow. Amatsu swallows. I'm bored. But We're having sex. You smell like wet ass. Now shoo. Meow....May I rape you? Poor Sei got the poor-quality whores. =/ * Prismwind has quit IRC (QUIT: As far as lesbian sex is concerned, the best I've ever had has come from my sister.) Someone begging for Amatsu to fuck them.. You know, I'm just going to pretend that was a nightmare. birdy, birdy in tha sky, y'd u do that in my eye? looks like sugar, tastes like sap, OMG it's birdy crap! one day... [18:29] im gonna get laid *looking out the window* ..*blinks* HOLY SHIT!! TWO COWS FUCKING ONE ANOTHER O.O ...and you're LOOKING!? <`Lisa> i taste like cheese muffins. <`Lisa> ..There's a flying penis in the air.. <`Lisa> darn.. now bob wont get to have his giant penis orgy. <`Lisa> that penis wants neko bread.. <`Lisa> the penis just spit on me.. * `Lisa has quit IRC (QUIT: the penis ran away to bob.. bob wanted another orgy. [ mIRC Plus Special Edition ] http://mirc-plus.cjb.net) ive done sex ed an its boring so i taught meself * The_Devil_Herself screams at her op "YOUR CHEATING ON ME WITH VOP..ARNT YOU?!?!?!" harder! more! * Seidaki hugs her tightly......every time u leave a part of me leaves to..until u come back... * Draconian_Angel holds him close everytime I leave..I take a part of you with me..so I don't feel so lonely its another friday night and i just got kicked outta the pub after nine, i think they caught me pissing on the fire i just shat [04:35] and im sitting on it its warm ;x ...I can break pencils easily with my inner muscles. ^.^ Where is an elephants sex organ? In his feet. If he steps on you, you're fucked. <`Lisa> Wow looky I made the gummie bear orgy woohoo it looks so cool. ((**Stands next to Amatsu.. and puts his arm around him** I dont care, He's my Bitch, not yours =/)) *Gumbie walks the street and fucks random people* I'm bored. But We're having sex. * Amatsu rped as a dragon fucking Prism once... Me and Cindy do it like 3 times a week *Purr* and i should know? We did it in the middle of this room once 2 weeks ago * VegaBattleAngel puts on a glove and rips of prism pubes he then shoves them in her mouth and gags her with Yunas dildo, he then pours dogshit in her mouth as he ducktapes it shut, he then takes her head and shoves it up a sumos ass, he sends the sumo to the bathroom where it masturbates and semitaes Prism Seidaki, did you let your daughter have sex or something? I think I let her toy around with my wifes dildo. * Amatsu turns Seidaki into a computer program and installs. * Suikoden turns Amatsu into a guys sex toy for sumo wrestlers use. SEIDAKI IS TAKING AWAY MIRC'S VIRGINITY! yes I AM *Grabs Amatsu and shuvs him up his ass * Amatsu moans. I'm going to hack you Shut up Shinobu you're on java, you're not hacking anyone Java..?? what's java? Rival for example, he won't stop Op begging, I have him sucking on my left nut for ops when he's never going to get it. <[]{V}[]{e}[]{g}[]{a}[]> my indian name is Hairy Asscheek Least im a vagina * Amatsu takes it, and uncocks the bottle. * TheChef sings like chef "IM GONNA MAKE LOVE TO YA WOMAN, im gonna lay her down by the fiya, and caress her woamnly body, make her moan and perspire, im gonna make a HUMAN PRETZEL, were making love baby love baby love baby SWEET SWEET LOVE! * Prismwind (( listens to SES - Dreams Come True )) * Suikoden (( listens to Penis - My Best Friend Is A Pussy )) * Suikoden (( listens to Penis - My Next Door Neighbor Is An Asshole )) (( Not for me Vega! I would rather have a big, thiclk, long, oht cock in my cunny spraying hot cum like a fire hose any day! )) im a womans crotch * Prismwind fingers Suikoden * Suikoden fingers prismwind back Every time a girl moans, a penis gets its wings Lessee... I've been Shining Fingered... God Fingered... how many holy ways are there to finger me? * Amatsu jesus fingers Prism. Another holy way for ya. Holy Fingered, Godly Fingred, Heaven Fingered, Bible Fingered * Prismwind fucks everyone in the room * Thera takes Prismwind with her * Prismwind giggles and makes Thera moan all night When did I agree to even touch another bot Just now. Now touch me! I.. have.. the PPPOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR! *strips* ..Damnit! *hands Vegeta $20* You win. Muahahaha. ^^ Does Frieza really have a penis? Find out next time, ON DRAGON BALL Z! *end credits* a teacher asked the children in kindergarden to go home and remember one exciting thing that happened to them or there family while at home... Barry came to school the next day and put a period onthe board, the teacher asks whats exciting about a period Barry: well my sister missed one and my dad went crazy and the guy next door shot himself. I rape myself he just racked my nuts * Phoenix falls over he just racked my nuts * Phoenix falls over I should make him give me head while he's down there the short little fucker (( *wraps herself and Seidaki up in a sleeping bag, her body heat warming him up* )) no dad i dont take it up the ass like you * Vega humps kimmi * Kimmi hits her ass on the wall wee and i'll show u mine as well....only to be fair I talk to my pillow its the only thing that understands me so fluffy and white it loves me always keeps me warm at night and comfortable *anime stars flash in his eyes* * Mushra jumps out window,and runs down the street naked yelling"THE TRUTH SHALL BE REAVEALED!" CONGRATULATIONS ON UR MARRIGE!!!!!!! WAS I A GOOD BEST MAN?!>?! Did u and Hikyuu have sweet sex for ur honeymoon? Was it good? Did you like it? Where was it? Did you take it up the *Cough*? i might be a girl but i still got a dick >< * Seidaki cuts it off damnit i only had 5 more payments on it! * Kimmi screams what she said in the voice thing "IM SO HORNY IM SO HORNY I WANNA PRANCE AROUND IN BUNNY EARS SCREAMING FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" * Seidaki shuvs it off * ShinobiKasumi bite's seidak's sweeeet silky hot cute tight ass newbies ask "ASL" because its actually a secret code for "ban me because I have nothing to contribute" umm is there 3 in the fucking or just 2 i lost track HEY EVERYONE!! HIT ALT + F4!!!! ITS FUCKAN COOL! * Guest93785 Quit (QUIT: ) * Guest38756 Quit (QUIT: ) * SetsChou Quit (QUIT: ) * Ryu Quit (QUIT: ) * yamcha Quit (QUIT: ) Me Chinese, Me Play Joke, Me Go Pee Pee In Your Coke! * Matrix[InLove] burys Vega sex feet under. now, if i sent a picture of hodes, that'd be porn hodes are basicly big penises that pop up outta the ground and slap u around That must be 1 long pee well you know how girls are they squat to pee lucky for us guys we can pee standing up some girls could do that too thats a natural talent |\/| $replace(%song,****,****,*****,*****,****,****,Nigga,*****,Pussy,*****,Knob,****,tit,***) - 04m27s - 160kbps - 5 Songs Played |\/| Zero, behave or she'll spank u good I'm being eatin out Save water, pee atleast 5 times before flushing i like rice balls they r not so dirty do you like my balls? ur r too small my love mating call is moaning. =/ <`Lisa> Oh Towelie.. You make me want to make monkey love to someone. * `Lisa makes monkey love to Demonbot * Towelie stuffs mia's mouth with his carrot <`Lisa> I'm a hoe I'm a hoe! ::Turns upside down and plows a garden:: <^Chessman> As I met tex the first time, I zlined him * Ayane throws one of her destructive ninja stars and watches it land on sik's butt...she waits and watches it detonate therefore,blowing up his behind giving him no butt. "This will teach ya to be naked in front of people. IM BATHIN HERE!*grows a new ass* I'd like the Creamofsumyungguy. `-` Ahari...feel free to exercise your right to blow me. don't be a wussy, beat your kid * Vega gives the thongs to all the good lil girls and gives 2 to the bad lil girls and hangs around after what are you Santa Thong?? nope Jolly Old Saint Thong how big is it?<12Angel-Akita> that's not big.. Mwahaha =D Marreh tha ground! I want to marreh a barbie doll o.o * Shiro-Amada starts stroking at Emmy's curves * Shiro-Amada does good stuff to emzys on the floor * Bejito licks his testicles How can I wank, When I lack a penis? * Hyacinth turns all the Dildo's in heaven into fluffy pink bunnies. ..Erana, get that bunny out of there.. o.x; <`Lisa> The Queers are so cool.. The lesbians are so cool * DarkAuron blocks with his own stick! I farted one day and three people behind me passed out... me and uh that dude stayed up all night doing it how do you change nick im shaz then type /quit shaz * Quits: Guest70338 (JAVGUEST@=kuKQR9TV56.ipt.aol.com) (QUIT: shaz) * Quits: shaz (java@=pvWPA6YW02.ipt.aol.com) (QUIT: shaz) dick slap Haijinn * Son-Goku watches my nipples are hard calling all digimon fans both of them? calling all digimon fans both of them? I have no penis!!! * Seidaki sets mode: +oo Vega Vicious` * Vicious` masturbates into his @ and ick.. my mom just farted in her sleep.. god i normally laugh at them.. but hers.. theres something.. about them.. 90 year old man: Love meeeee... 22 year old woman: . . . fz- [~opengrace@202.155.150.192] has quit ["(Killed (Nickserv (Erection reset by queer)))"] I'm gonna go now, and have umm, Sex, With my wife, Because i'm not, Errm, Gay, So i'll, Uhh, Go do it... Yeah uh.. I think.. I will to.. * Cloud slowly backs away Yea *Backs away also* So i'll go now, And have sex... With my wife. * Krieg|SortofHere gives Cloud a medal. For outstanding achievements in the area of japanese porn. ..Back to my conclusion from long times pass.... You will 'never' get laid. I have no doubt about that. hi my names gary i like obese men I'm a gay eight year old. <[TMP]> mmmm cant wait til i c her 2nite * Vicious fantasizes about TMP's girl's head * Vicious fantasizes all over a towel ...Yeah.. uh.. er.. Im gonna.. go home... and have sex with my wife.. ... have sex... with my wife.... sex.. er.. yeah..... *Backs away..* I think.. Ill do the same.. you're not my real mommy i hate you!! ::slams door:: * Mommy bangs on the door, "But I want to be, just let me finger you for a while, you'll undertsand!" god I swear my sisters hair grows like a freakin weed.. every single time i get in the shower, i find hair.. everywhere from her fucking legs.. EVERY TIME....... poor sei he has a hairy sister Mark most girls are its not just you say it iwth me bikini wax sei must be my drunken comical self and my charm and oh yea my beasty car that got me that number when the dump valve releases the pressure when i change gear sounds so sexy, it makes me wanna SPERRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM :x shut up, armageddon Oh be quiet woman my boobs are bigger then yours armageddon, are you a female at all? Yes I'm on my period too want proof? admit it sei you want my hot brit bot :3 i enjoy jacking off to shemale porn and strolling naked through the house. you sure do. WHY YOU KICK MY DOG! *Kerpal accent* i woke up.. telling myself.. "....please dont be pregnant.." today my brother and cousin were talking about how big their "nut sacks" were come onnn lick it offff u know u want toooo Shit, You have more breeds in you then my neighbours dog, 'hence' the word breed. >.>; Hey idiots not to sound like me but shut the fuck up everything is put on this planet for a purpose, weed's purpose is to be smoked :) the bible was written by pompous fat pricks who couldnt get laid. [Richie:#InuYasha_DreamChat BEER] BOTTLE IN THE BUTTHOLE [Richie:#InuYasha_DreamChat I] LIKE TO WEAR BONDAGE GEAR AND SMACK YOU WITH MR.GIGGLESTICK I'm gonna go take a shower brb dun forget to wash behind your ears and those other.. tight places.. you killed me, took my testicles, put themon toothpicks, and fed tohem to midgets for saying I thought yourtits were nice >.> i like my pikachu hanging on the wall 0_o can't believe i took the time to do that.... CURSE YOU ONE HANDED TYPING ur typing with 1 hand to? wheee.. *whispers to kim kim again.* Guess what my hand smells likeeee *Whisper Whisper* Do I wanna know? jeezus christ sei! like my naked pics kimmi? lol I would do you.... so hard yeah yeah.. thats what they all say when they see 'it' ITS HUGE HOW THE FUCK AM I SPOSE TO FIT MY MOUTH ON THAT * Hitokiri`Battousai only has hismelf and shall stay that way ^_^ thats all ur ever gonna have.. ...urself and Mr. Napkin * Kaneko`Mitsunari goes into an ircop chan, with anthrax in his ass crack. * Kaneko`Mitsunari threatens to fart. im gonna go see the new texas chainsaw massacre film this saturday, and im going to purposely laugh allllllllll the way through it. then when i get home im gonna jack off to shemale porn and drink milk out of the bottle. i would never do crack i would never do crack i would never do a drug named after a part of my own @$$ NDLV who u I am the darkness that hides under your bed. AHHHHHHH I am the terror that invades your anal passageway. I am... Ri! god damn, eating this yogurt is almost sexual. im gonna increase my penis size! my father had a small penis :/ and i feel like killing him how u know this mark.. i dont even want to begin to think of god im so bored im even thinkin of new interesting ways of jacking off ok in 5 minutes im going to have a random nosebleed prepare the long rubber glove! I got raped brutally by Tiffy once.. To bad it was only RP.. and i remember her tellin me "dont ever speak of this again" "you were horny.." "i was horny.." "thats all WE need to know" lol, u still gonna be mr. i-beat-my-meat-to-shemale-porn? lol ill be anythin u want me to be baby ;D I have a friend thats in the insane asylum from to much of it.. He LITERALLY.. thinks.. that he is a glass of orange juice.. and he wiggs out whenever u touch him.. cause he thinks u spilled his orange juice.. It's like a java high on dandelion and burdock convention where they've eaten too many oysters. *Pulls out her trusty shotgun* I'm gonna kill em. *snuggles close to Bookeh* You know, I love a man in uniform. *winks and licks his cheek* HAHAHAHA V got screwed by mark doggy style * Bloodhound (~Bloodhound@irc.aXpi.ops) has joined #InuYasha_DreamChat *grabs the sex toys and hides them as BH walks in* * Mark was kicked by ChanServ (You are banned from #InuYasha_DreamChat: You are here because you were sent here, you were told to come here and you obeyed. [Laughs] It is, of course, the way of all things. You see, there is only one constant, one universal, it is the only real truth: causality. Action. Reaction. Cause :and effect.) So... Are you... 'capable' of handling a girl like me? Good pick up line 'How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up' I'm like a rubix cube, The more you play with me the harder i get. the sad thing about me is.. I lost my virginity on the toilet.. and on the sink.. and in the bathtub.. and on the bathroom floor.. everywhere.. man i didnt actually think that rubbing your crotch for a girl infront of a webcam would be so exciting ^^; "Jesus was a poor-ass carpenter who the Roman Empire saw as a threat, do the fucking math" * Sephiroth pulls his shirt up on his head 'I am the great CORNHOLIO! i need TP for my bunghole. MY BUNGHOLE WILL NOT WAIT' shik shik shik I need to ask you a question ....use a condom Oh Heather, YES, OH, HARDER :o i got my girl right here*strokes his right hand* Sei = Sex in jap. now I can't say "I want sex" in japanese. i wanna make love to a rabies infected dog. WHERE THE FARK IS YUNA WHEN SHE'S NEEDED?! Bloodhound can I lick you out? -DemonBot- Valid commands are identify, invite, queue, and op Kimmi, you can lick me out ^.~* Kimmi licks seph's pocket pussy hump.. that word bothers me.. so much.. i dunno.. look at it.. HUMP say it o.O H-U-M-P Well second cause Phoenix was my first :P * Vicious runs at Zero and grabs his shirt * ShadowZero blinks * Vicious steps off. For a second there I though you were gonna pull a Micheal Jackson That we suspect is bisexual.. but.. are not.. *creepy voice..* ..sure.. hey Vega.. can u unban me from legacy? Uhh. Gimme a sec. kay spankin deh monkey, eh? Done. * Zidane (NA@874be4a4.b36c26e4.ca.hmsk) Quit (Quit: Survival tips for seeing LoTR 3 : 3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.) * Seidaki grabs the magnifying glass XD heh well im hard to see i guess I have never seen MyDick before * Zidane has quit IRC (Quit: Survival tips for seeing LoTR 3 : 16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.) GAY you're THE ONE that nboody would think eh? but you quit dating recently... *ponders* *suspicious look..* was hoping ppl would think i killed myself.. then i would return.. and enjoy their hugs and sighs of disappointment? *** Zidane sets mode: +v Drunk_Vampire WHAT THE HEK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! back hurts. crippleee Shut up. I can kill you still even in my weakened state. *Attempts to get up falling back in his seat, breathing hardly, raising his hand to face his palm at sei he speaks* *Gasp* just.. gimme a.. sec. minetwas HUGE well mine was HUGER! HUGEST BIIIIG "Lune and Sei compare dicks" ((Ill rip yours off twice as fast() * Kammy flashes everyone! * Dark`Hiei has quit IRC (QUIT: 4«2N14ight2W14alker4»2 v2002 by 4NightWalkert 2Get It Free At 4http://topmirc.cjb.net) * Kunimitsu has quit IRC (QUIT: ) * Maverick-Hunter_Nero has quit IRC (Quit: ) * Kamirose has quit IRC (Quit: ) * EclypsingWynter has quit IRC (QUIT: ) my cable guy thought i was some kinda freaking lunatic when i licked the cable modem after he installed it o.O * Zidane (NA@874bf000.b36c26e4.ca.hmsk) Quit (Quit: Evil Overlord list 46 : If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.) ill lick it in the morning I swear to god I will I promise brb my pussy is calling *sniff* u can lick it off.. but if it hurts.. I dont wanna lick it if it hurts =( maybe your tongue will make it feel better... *sniffle sniffle* *licks it lots* * Azrael grabs Jamie and runs away >D see.. i gave up internet sex.. yup.. *nods* no internet sex for me ^_^ and around the same time you stopped getting laid I can just insert myself in * Jedi_Master_Scott slaps Seidaku * Seidaku anally rapes Jedi_Master_Scot * DemonBot has quit IRC THE SERVER IS GONNA GO TO HELL MY SEX TOY DIED ..*looks at some chick* .. U SUCK! be honorable Sei.. Ask her if she sucks, dont tell her ^_^ <-Mommy *Absorbs all energy from the wound and becomes a Sephiroth God thing* *Grows wings* *Eats* *Dies from bird seed poisoning* *Weak caw noise* When, I get abit older, I wouldn't give a blind fuck about that 30 minute bullshit sex, when i get older all you'd get outta me is three minutes! whatever, it was your cock that made prismwind leave the fucking server * Insanity Quit (QUIT: Reporting live for Black TV! White folks are dead, we're getting the fuck out of here!) *thinks of the hot..sexy..pig...* *rubs herself* You know.. I wonder if male pigs.. get their dicks cut off because they lose circulation when forgetting to pull it out while their pigguy gf is reaching an orgasm. ..who knows, lets go ask a pig fucker ^.- Kevin? lmao Can I fuck this mouse... its so fucked up and I wanna fuck it again so It wont piss me off again and again ARGH I WANNA FUCK THIS MOUSE NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW and i looked at my mom.. and i was like.. "That girl.. was fucking hot.. and she had the biggest fucking rack.. IVE EVER SEEN" and my mom like hesitated for a minute and looked at me... ".......Thats your cousin" naw.. if i met her.. it'd be BAM! Shes in handcuffs and tied to the fucking bed moaning to my cock o.O she's ten ....cant believe i just said that MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...and u say im soft.. im not the one runnin around acting like i have a boner for my mom, FV "MOMMY!" i cant get a boner remember ex wife cut my parts off * Angel_Tiffany FUCKS THE HEL OUTA IT AND HEARS IT MOAN LOUDLY What kind of monster have i created *witness AT fucking mIRC* back in my days, we ain't gettin' no lurvin from our wives, those biches were as tight as my asshole! *Shit pours out from his ass spontaniously* Eh? How did that get there? ooohhhhhhhhh *Cums all this yellow elastic shit* Look what ya did woman, See what storage did to me! *LICKS IT* *Cums once more* * GrandDaughter licks it all up and swallows it T.T *Stands up ten feet above Tiff and teabags her with his old dangling eighty year old wrinkled man balls.* Im bored, Lets have a 3some Me and Vega are like.. the Brother Rapist crew lmao YES YES....OH!!! BOB...MY IMAGINARY FRIEND!! HARDER FUCK FUCK FUCCCCCCCCCCCK!!!!!!!!! Bend over, I'll show you holy matromony. Back in my day, we didn't have the good quality sluts, we had the little horny bitches who shat on your dickie everytime you did it... Now these days we have slust that do it for a dollar 95, Now thats class... Oh grand daughter, come here and scratch grandpappys balls, I can't reach! * GrandDaughter licks grandpappy's arsehole? =/ * Rulke was kicked by Seidaki ([ Like I say.. to all newcomers.. Welcome to The room.. And fuck off! ^_^ ] [ Slayed 55 Bakas ]) My dick is so big, it has it's own dick...and my dick's dick is still bigger than your dick. Last thing a guy wants to see after he cums.. is some chicks nasty pussy.. i mean its like.. sexy before u cum.. then its the worst sight in the world after o.O no assraping ur new sister!! shes sensitive and still loose! * Seidaki looks at Sasha trying to be the good guy "are u hurt?! did he damage anything?! are u still tight?!" only thing u missed was another giant orgy as usual oh well the only two girls are my daughters my thighs hurt.... ...i did that Do something to show me its you!! * Sexy_AT molets everyone :D IT IS YOU! * Seidaki decides to do something brave.. * Seidaki rapes all 3 girls here at the same time! That's not brave... Thats greedy. * Vega makes constipated grunting noises whilst strangling, tensing his face like homer. I DONT ACCEPT ANAL PROBING!!! * Rurouni_Seikensu looks at Mia and Lisa rape me ill pretend i dun like it OKAY! <`Lisa> But I rather rape a girl * Rurouni_Seikensu pulls Mia into a closet for some FUN! .....they end up playing cards Fine ignore my death wish! You shall be smoted... BY MY COCK! *pelvic thrust* i dont wanna like...break 'em and not know it If sex is organised you have to go through with it. Bend over, Ill show you Jesus Christ Bend over, I'll show you the spice girls. Bend over, Ill show you fear. Bend over, Ill show you significance. ANd I"m in the middle of something SO DONT DISTURB Middle of what.... Or should i say, who? I'd love to nail the IRCop. * Guest11057 (TheGimmick@irc.aXpi.ops) has joined #Daika_Makoto * Guest11057 is now known as Setsuna * Seidaki rapes Setsunas computer, his dick bringing it new hope to stay connected. * Vicious then rapes Setsuna, sealing the contract Bend over, I'll show you rape. *watches a wall move, mindless expression on his face whilst lips parted, drool running down his chin.* Bend over, Ill show you a mindless expression. * Seidaki licks his new sister * Sasha licks her too * Miss_Incest licks her to fit in. id like to see u be trustworthy to just ONE girl V dun make me call you on a violation stupid keyboard is sticky -.- *Blames himself* Aura why do u always say nothing? cause he's asexual >.> i got sometin im sendin to ya for christmas bro be afraid lol speaking of ass.. my ass hurts I did that. *runs dramatically to the window and jumps out.. all slow-mo like; "N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-!-!-!" *on a mystic adventure.* *Gets his leg stuck in something jut as the place is about to blow up.* *Looks at his bro.* GO ON WITHOUT ME! *running away in slow mo before looking back.* ..OKAY! *keeps running* how the hell could gangbanging be boring Bend over, I'll show you Yuckkkie. Bend over, I'll show you insane. * Shikyo hands him a copy of 'Perverted for Dummies' man i feel empty right now.. GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUR PANTS FUCK ME harder! HARDER! HARDER!!! OH MY GOD! IM CUMMING IM CUMMING KEEP GOING DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID TOUCH ME .... OH FUCK YEA THATS THE SPOT! Nice shirts you two.... *long pause* ... Wanna fuck? when kimmi comes back..... ......tell her to email me...... my penis lmao. you know how stupid that sounded? EMAIL SEI HIS..... PENIS! Ok... Uh... Just gimme a minute. *moaning in background* I thought I told her not to play with it! Well maybe you should keep your penis with you at ALL times hmm? WELL PEOPLE LOVE MY COCK ITS NOT MY FAULT EX-FUCKIN-ACTLY Will it come in a BIG zip file??? tohide its smmmallll size Bet your ass it will ONE THING I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO is.. Go skydiving.. Completely... Naked.. o.O Alright Kimmi.. I need my dick back. ....oh fuck.. I put it in the recycle bin.. ..YOU THREW AWAY MY DICK?!?! Man, brb... The toilet all of a sudden got REALLY sexy *Holds stomach tightly* * Vicious high-fives Vega * Vega high-fives back. Jokes on you V. THIS IS THE HAND I WANK WITH! I act sad, I get pity. I act cool, I get trash talk. Sei acts sad, he gets licks. Sei acts cool, he gets fux. .oO(I gotta start out strong and fast or I'll just do nothing in damage...) (This isn't sex...) (>.>;) Midgets always plan world domination. ;/ you know first hand dont you? No, I only know my left hand. I don't like to fight women, unless I think they are men. LIKE ITS YOU! LIKE OMG OMG OMG OMG IT IS * xen-[tiny] gets the orgasm mop <|Bugs|> i always get who i want Roger Moore turns me on uh oh Seph cant feel ur legs know whats next dont u? ur DICK! But I love getting my dick licked by two amazingly sexy girls *thinks to himself like johny bravo.* I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I? *Reply with Johnnys only defeat comeback* I know YOU are but what am i? *says to himself.* ...Oh hes good.. I wanna lick it...I wanna taste it I wanna feel it... I WANNA SUCK ON YOUR LOLLYPOP *wanders off and fucks the first female IRC he finds* 5 people in a circle getting stoned: *Puffs twice and passes it to his friend.* *takes a puff and passes it back to David* ..WHAT THE FUCK? OKay, You screwed up the rotation GET OUT OF THE CIRCLE "Call me Administrator baby!" UGH ADMINISTRATOR "he cut my head off! Did you see that, Fred!? HE CUT MY HEAD OFF!" "What a wuss..." Man she looks so different from regular Meru and Dragoon Meru. Her boner-points go up 90% * Satsuriku throws a Jesus plushie at Sei Dani.. Ive been down since li-..AHH JESUS! * Seidaki slaps it down to the ground and begins stomping on it DIE DIE DIE DIE * Seidaki crucifies the jesus plushie to the ground with small needles YEAH DIE * Cloud slams the door to the closet with his blow-up-doll. "IM NEVER COMING OUT!" *trying to sound spoiled.* I NEVER SAID THAT YES YOU DID! I FUCKIN DID NOT U MADE IT UP! ASSFUCK! BULLSHIT! We shall settle this.... With a Roshambo! YES! ROSHAMBO! ...whats a roshambo? Roshambo is the excuse to kick a man in the nuts without being thought queer. vega's all about the viruses. o.O * xen-[tiny] stops right there Dude... Uncool. I use condoms damnit! *wraps a condom over mIRC.* nah, you've kinda broken the mood :P the mood? so this IS A GAY CHAN AHH! * Cloud runs around torching the place, showing his homophobic side *smacks tiffy really softly like some PMS-ing catgirl* I WANNA SEE I WANNA SEE I WANNA SEE MEOW MEOW MEOW ... Seis going through heat! Sex, To fuck, Or not to fuck? That is the question, But why would two questions be verballised as a significance of one, Would the man had made a choice, and chose one of them as the question, if so the question infact would be one of the two, and the answer should infact follow. ...should we tell Sasha that the closet she locked herself into is where I keep my dildos? * Prismwind whips out the legendary stainless steel, iron spiked, 9 ft long 5 ft wide, razor sharp, triple bladed dildo with armour piercing capabilities, poison shrooms launcher and mini nuclear war head upgrades *Whacks axpi and Vicious is magically online.* * Vicious (Murder@=YoAH9A7SNB.ipt.aol.com) has joined #Daika_Makoto well let me register u *marks sex as "Other"* Omg hitler sucks :O join the army! travel the world! meet new people! and kill them! Then after afew blows, I release it. * Tsukaku jumps out of the closet, throwing his back against it and busting it open. He comes falling out * Tsukaku makes a quick escape with his zipper down. >.< *goes chibiness and slams his foot into vicious's balls, its a cup peircing kick to.* *doesn't wear a cup so >:P* oh shit >.< See.. What they need to do. Is find some way to make cats have the genetic sperm as a human. And convince some girl to fuck a cat. And bring some catgirls into this damn world. *would wanna fuck old geezers* At least it's smaller in size. Yeah Amatsu. I know, mine is way bigger than yours. ^_^ "Hold up let me get my dildo out! brb!" *Walks into a room and shuts the door. *LOUD HISSING NOISES AND THRASHING COMES FROM THE ROOM, the man screaming from inside.* Sis.. Me and Vega are doing an experiment.. on what? We are going to find a way to make a cat have human sperm with cat like genes in it. And. We want it to fuck you. So that catgirls can be brought into the world. ^_^;; .... Don't worry, we'll penis-pump its dick for you. HELL NO!!! we have to take plan 'b'. Whats plan B? What's plan "B"? *Picks up a rock throwing it at Az's head, knocking her unconscience, hopefully* There. btw where the hell is op in sl? Amatsu took it away and shuved it up his pee-hole o.O * Cloud watches as a bunch of horny Amatsu-lookalikes take Azriel to their 'Secret Lair' and rape the fuck out of her with their small, THIN DICKS. Geting a cat to rape your sister is customary in some countrys. Dammit Amatsu! YOU RUINED A PERFECTLY FAMOUS PORNO IN THE MAKING dont u hate it when.. u have to piss.. but u wanna jack off o.O and u dont know which one to do first.. i'd jack off first I HAVE AN IDEA! Growing a penis? * Vicious comes out covered in yaoi blood. I... hate... That... Room... (( They should have samurai like materia thingies. Like Counter and all. o.- )) ((And flee.)) (( And throw. )) ((And Time)) (( And flying lubricated penises. )) (( Yum, chocalate ass cream. )) I have a dog that has to shit a ring around the park, and piss on every three dimensional object... PENIS NOT FOUND~ SYSTEM OVERLOAD. REBBOT. * Tsukaku is now known as Cloud finally out of character.. i can finally act.. normal.. Mwuahaha * Cloud grabs the away-setsy * Cloud rapes her ^^; Hes a bible humping goody goody Holding hands to him is like giving some1 a BJ. lmfao. Soaked Panties <-- the new term for 'Welcome Back' Coconut Bras <-- the new term for 'Thank You' Disfigured Vagina <-- the new term for 'No Problem' * Anruijin steals Aura's vagina... thats.. patheticly.. pathetic.. in the most pathetic ways.. that i can pathetically think of.. so ends.. the patheticness.. *theme music* (*Me, Vega, and V all finally meet, showing our guitars.* yeah check mine out! awesome! LOOK AT MINE! AWESOME! AWESOME! Look at MINE! ^-^ ... .. ..what are those white stains from..? ) g'day, now right, what we got here, Is very very dangerous, so what i'm gonna do, is jam my thumb in it's butthole, and see if it gets REAL pissed off. Come to australia, You might accidently get killed... You're lifes always under threat, Have you been bitten yet... You only have three minutes left. I always play with quizilla when i get depressed i always jack off when im depressed o.O eh, lol, hard for me to get sexually excited when my chest turns to stone. not meee.. *has magical hands* *puts up his fists.* Bring it on bitch! .... *Jumpkicks V.* *gets jolted backward, breaking through a wooden wall..* *takes off her skirt and teases ani with it. o.O.. Not here Azzi! Pmmmmmmm! kay... well.. Im Yiffy.. so.. imma go.. and do the wiffy to release my spiffy ..and once my niecey gets here.. ill release it all over tiffy * Senada clings to Seph and humps his leg I needed to do that =D Kim... I have somthing very serious to ask you YEA? Are you...still a virgin? Yes Oo OH IM SURPRISED! I thought you woulda fucked someone by now. *blinks stunned* You know your gross when a girl takes off her panties and it makes a velcro sound It's even worse when she kicks them off and they stick to the wall and i have no freaking idea what tits are "Have u ever heard of Peniswhacker`StrokeADong.. Son of Fudge`Packer..?" God....I need a girl... YOu need a girl eh? Men not fulfilling your needs anymore? LETS ALL HAVE A ORGY... No waits.... next time i go to the bathroom, you need to help me.....the doctor said im not supposed to lift anything over 20 pounds. when i gett to that oplace that u live we'll toke the toke togethjer <-- Spoken like a truye stoner. Squall (FFVII Ac Forums)- Noun- Brainless, Idiotic, Daft. Recent discovery that the human species can create their own safety by not living a proper life, Also one who attempts to assert themselfs by Insulting people on the Internet. (Other Sources: Egotistical, Blind, Blatant, Homosexual.) we're so mean to amatsu sometimes i actually feel bad Dude... No you don't. ..yeahhhh ur right Great now he is on the wall.. you forget Hikyuu.. my dicks been EVERYWHERE that includes joor mom >.> How do you turn off a horny girl? wait.. lets see.. to turn off a horny guy.. just put ice in their boxers.. to turn off a horny girl..... ... *shows Tiffy a picture of Amatsu* hopefully kimmi will get on so i can jack myself off on cam with her >.> .......cant believe i just said that Seii...go fuck a kimmi doll for the moment but........ But what? *doesnt wanna do it aloneeee* Bleh Your hopeless T.T Boy, shut up before I rip your dick off so fast you won't have time to become a woman. They aren't sexy enough to be australian. yeah.. may not be sexy enough.. but.. our d*cks are to big to be australian *nods to Sei* We never showed each other our dicks! * Idenshi runs up, Kicking V in the balls with the new shoe of inevitable pain he roshambo's V, creating within him a Vagina and, Aids. That will be one seriously fucked up kid. A horny nymph with Zero RP skill... i'll just mark the day when either sei or someoen else complains about plumbing problems >.> * Ranma gives Aura a blowup doll to lose his virginity to use it wisely young hobbit o.O; it served me well when i was your age.. oh i got one.. its not cheating.. if u spread peanut butter all over your balls and let the dog lick it off ^^; ..OH MY GOD *Feels that it is silent and the right time to caw... so..* CAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! *feels whipped* x.x whipped by Yuna.. of all people.. thats like.. BEYOND the level of 'low' Only keep friends who let you close. Otherwise they'll turn around and bone your sister. *takes a shit* Well, someone lost their anal virginity for the day. aww thanks kimmi.. i can always count on u to look after my penis * KenshinHimura pulls his lips from his wife, belting out in a violent scream i just got my hand FIRMLY on my crotch and oh boy is it goooooood :)~ *Is a giant testicle. * xenSity prints "Proud I haven't seen David's dick" cards * xenSity puts it in his wallet * Renzokei takes one and puts it in his own wallet. * Renzokei would give one to V but remembers V's claims. *Suddenly gets scared and decides to shit himself.* we need something that eats shit to clean up after that horse.. hmmm.. ....Amatsu (( wonder what 2.0 'does', anyway... )) ((Maybe more and more things are USB compatible, could be a new version to support em?)) (( *fucks his UBS ports* )) (( Awww yeahhhhh... )) (((...)) ((Is your dick flat?)) ((nu)) ((Then you can't fuck a USB port.)) How is it possible that a guy with a small penis and a hairy back is more powerful than Pepsi on the Internet? If you just got out of a bad relationship and you feel like things are never going to get better; you're right. Everyone knows that suicide is the only option, stop procrastinating. Look on the bright side, at least your ex will feel guilty for a couple of minutes--but don't count on it. Depressed? Don't have any friends? I guess nobody told you, but being depressed and feeling lonely isn't normal. Everyone else is happy, and has lots of friends so there must be something wrong with you. Put the prozac away, what you need is rat poison. Traffic jam? Sometimes bad luck isn't a coincidence. Do you really want to sit in traffic for another half hour? Look on the bright side, if you're a viking you'll be going to Valhalla. Then again, you're probably not, but eternal damnation in hell is probably the next best thing. Telemarketers keep calling? It's easier to hang yourself than to get rid of a telemarketer, am I wrong? If you're lucky, Home Depot might be having a sale on rope. After all, you don't want to die letting people think you weren't frugal. Flu? You realize that there's no cure for the flu, right? Well, no cure that doesn't involve painting the wall with your brains. I don't even have an office chair anymore, I just sit around on my nuts. People come over to my house and they think I'm just sitting on a giant flesh colored bean bag. I once took a bullet right in the cojones just to prove how tough I am, but the bullet ricocheted off of a pube and shot some kid in the face. I almost felt sorry for the kid, but he had it coming. I stood out there in my underwear on a Saturday morning screaming at the top of my lungs. Then my neighbor, who's a total pussy, comes by and says "you shouldn't be yelling at your girlfriend like that." I wasn't going to stand there and just take it, so I socked him one right in the colon. Having read so many emails, I've become good at recognizing which ones are a complete waste of time. There's nothing more satisfying than getting a three page email, reading a sentence or two and then deleting it. Kids today need a good beating every now and then. If you don't beat your kids when they fall out of line, the next thing you know your son will go off and bang some dude in the ass just out of spite. You tell them to clean their room, they say "no," you smack them. It's simple; it works. Nobody can step to my nuts. My ex-girlfriend was bitching at me one day, so I tossed my nuts at her. BAM. Knocked the bitch out cold. The best teabagging she ever received, and I wasn't even trying. *wears only a thong* *didnt need that image* *didnt even bother trying to picture it* it would actually be funny to find him irl and say.. "So.. wanna RP?" *lifts a real sword* WANNA RP!??!? WANT TO FUCKING RP!??! *Slices off his fucking head* *appears at kurts door..* Are you.. *looks at a piece of paper* Kurt Cobain?" yes Good *throws the paper away and beats the fuck out of him* WANNA RP?!?!? WANT TO FUCKING RP!?!? * ^Naomi immediantly falls a sleep on one of the beds, in awkward position because of her wings, sleeping quietly and silently. <^Naomi> (( don't yous get any ideas at all..)) (dont worry, old Wingly will try to assrape u in ur sleep) (he hasnt been laid in a LONGGG ASS time) (u can almost EXPECT it) Oh yeah baby! Check out this song! ITS THE SHIT! *Starts headbanging to Britney Spears* Alexandria slays joo wow...its so...pink... Its a penis.. what do u expect brown? have u ever SEEN A PENIS? yesh i have! * Girl_Ranma lowers her head and sighs...................... "...I cant.. see.. the ground..... because.. of these.. stupid.. tits.." V, Taking it up the ass as much as you do you're obliged to like the fag walk. Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit. * Idenshi points to the corner where the cat lays, still pending on whether az will sex it or not. "Hmm, Maybe we need a new person to recieve the cat sperm and bring catgirls into the world." Oh Kimmi? sure REALLY! don't see why not Ok this won't hurt... Too much. * Idenshi ::Placing the cat next to kimmi he gives her the instructions. "Now, With this *Hands her Penis Pumper* You need to give it a hard on, when thats done drop your pants and the cat will do the rest." * Kimmi Uses the Penis Pumper to give a cat a hardon, with that she drop's her thong and lets it do the rest. * Idenshi ::The cat mounts Kimmi, and doing what they do only gives her a one minite job, spooging endlessly into kimmi, surely impregnating her. *Watches as Kimmi grows Fluffy cat ears and a tail.* SUCCESS! Ah fuck it, Make hatch blow now! *presses button all important like and countless catgirls in their early teens are shot out of Kimmi, Yes shot, 20 in total. * xenSity (xenSity@=knq61-91-93-156.ed.shawcable.net) Quit (QUIT: Some call it rape, I call it surprise.) And...brb THe toilet..needs my sexy ass... * Guy slowly wraps his arms around his girlfriend, kissing her lips * Girl slowly kisses back, wrapping her arms around his neck while taking off his pants? She must have the same of foot coordination as a gorilla to take off her mate's pants while wrapping her arms around his neck. but what if u were me? o.O; my sexy face.. and eyeliner.. with that adorable stare o.O I'd masturbate to the mirror. o.0 Dont make me..get...so..turned..on.. Cos..I'd go raping everyone in this fucking room! You say that like its a bad thing *squeals with excitement and jumps off, rolling to the middle of the room and laying there* *rapes* *moans* OH YEAH HARDER GANGRAPE ME LIKE THAT DAD DAD....BEN BEN...DAVID DAVID V can be the cross-dresser in a bar maid outfit standing in the corner offering head to dudes. and sei, keep portraying me as a lameass and I'll do a Vega and say I'd be fucking all the girls and nobody thinks you're as cool as me ;x How about, You do a V, stand in the corner and put dicks in your mouth. if your going to america, bring your own food The 100% American is 99% idiot whats the other 1%? Hamburgers Vegas got a full 100% Asian chick. I've got a 50% Asian chick. And Vicious has his 10% asian hand. wheres a slut when u need 1 guys im goin to undernet Seis slicing his wrist, V's drinking blood, I think i'm gonna go watch T.V. super mediocre unhostile canadian sperm Sliced Wrist + Hot Water = Horrible. <--- Murr. *Talking to himself.* FUCK YOUU! FUCK YOU TO! COME FUCK ME! *Talking to himself.* Child: ...Mommy! Mom: Cover your ears, billy.. Mom: *walks away* Jeneva will rape you and break half your skeleton in the process. Then break the reast before she rapes you again. Then kills you. hey sexy damn my quick wrists ((*Whispers like a LoTR char..* ..The Black Penis Approaches..)) ((Master Frodo, The black penis approaches, WHAT SHALL WE DO!? *King interuppts* Let it cum! 10 minutes.. You did not just say 10 minutes.. Correct me if im wrong! BUT U SAID 10 MINUTES.. That.. is complete.. bullshit man. I JUST GAVE YOU TWO SETS.. OF FIVE. Get off your FAT ASS.. AND GET ME.. TO THE BAGEL SHOP I had a dream i was having a dream, and in that dream of a dream i was sleeping... having a dream. >.>; ON DECK YOU SCABEROUS DOGS!!!!....SY..you should treat staff like that......... Only emails I get is how to enlarge my penis. ARGUEMENT OF SEI AND VEGA (1) Vega: Dude God isnt real. (2) Sei: God gave you life. Satan gave you a small penis. (3) Therefor, God exists. Hello endes...are you a chick? i just backhanded NightCrawler it takes BALLS to do what i just did Daika Makoto.... Perverted channel full of semen and what-not. i leave for a minute and u make him wear a thong, u just ruined the purpose why i live Hmm... and hour long movie of Cloud fighting Sephy... They should make that next. ;) That'd get boring. Not if they fight naked... but she only comes.. when shes ontopp i just.. i just took the tobacco out of a cigerette.. and filled it with chocolate for chocolate milk and tried to smoke it worst thing ever bro dont ever try that Tsukaku> Well.. Polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake.. Guess what guys.. I have a boner. ;D Do you, Arky, take Matt to b- <`Lisa> Who wants to hear about my personal life?! ^_^ ..Right.. Anyway Matt, do you t- <`Lisa> MY GAY FRIEND IS GETTING MARRIED! ^_^ ..Okay will somebody fucking shoot her? I'm one step ahead of ya! *Blows `Lisa's fucking head off with a shotgun.* hmmm mines shoterter than urs Anyway.. change of subject >.< Just my luck IRCops will pull up the log of this channel and say "Oh! Look at him! He said somethin bad! SEND IN THE JEDI TO PLACE IT ON +S!" ..Doesn't chessman just remind you of Yoda though? I mean.. he like.. leads the force. IRCops remind me of the JEdi. You'd moan so hard..your balls fall off. "The key to being the monk is the monk-key" You were the one who started it. HEY U FUSED BACK DON'T MAKE ME GET OUT OF THIS CHAIR! DONT MAKE ME CALL U ON A VIOLATION I DIDN'T DO FUCKIN' SHIT WRONG! THATS IT WE WILL SETTLE THIS.. WITH A ROSHAMBO! shes 28! and im 15! we're PERFECT Well she's 8 and i'm 14! SO HAH! BETTER MATCH! MADE IN HEAVEN! Bizatch *snap kicks* least i can say that i raped Aura's girlfriend *Prances around in a Sermon type thong, approaching the alter and asking silence.* PEOPLE OF SEPHY-ISM!!! .... *Long pause* ... I HAVE A SCROTUM! ..... *Long Pause..* YEAHH!!!! Man, YOu quote anything... stuff thats not funny.. Yeah... Even I didn't think I was funny. then again.. he 'is' gay.. so i guess its okay.. Oh yeah... Carry on V. Holy shit... The smurfs are on... TRY AOL 9.0 NOW!!! Fuck you. *pulls out glock* Try my bullet, free of charge, one death per bullet. All your needs in life fulfilled, Subscribe now, bitch *Bang* anyway Vega what all happened after i went to sleep? o.O; Err, V started having gay orgys. Then I went to bed out of disgust. >.>.. like usual.. im gonna go drool over LOTR 1 + 2 on 32" flatscreen and then fall asleep with my hand down my boxors Here's a computer tip. Next time your computer freezes, pee on it. The warmth of your bodily fluids will thaw the mother board. French people make my dick look like the Eiffel Tower I molest girls daily dude. And V.. he jacks off to me molesting girls daily.. and Vega.. he normally helps when hes not fucking Tiffy Nobody is perfect. I am a Nobody....Therefore I am Perfect. Did someone mention orgy ... what did I miss. XD and yeah, I look forward to meeting V to.. So I can ask him the capital of Tailand.. and as he hesitates.. Ill go "BANGCOCK!" And slam my fist into his balls The next time you're having a bad day imagine this: You're a siamese twin, Your Brother, attatched at your shoulder, is gay. You're not, He has a date comming over tonight, You only have one ass... You don't know me, I'm no Whore okay, I have Morals. oh okay * Seidaki fucks her anyway its ok, whenever i want pussy i go an knock over at the 20yr old single over the road and ask for sugar Holy acronyms batman, we need to return to the batcave! *Wears some skimpy little yellow thong* *Slowly licks acrossed Dark_Sorceress's cheek softly, leaving Seidaki-drool slowly sliding down her skin as he would gaze at her with his ebony blue eyes..* ..Fuck me if im wrong.. but.. have we met, babe..? whats up? come on answer!! lol..nothing.. >.> that sucks. oh oh ask me!! ask me!! ask mee! ..whats up hikyuu o.O.. ;x im finally coming out of the closet today, im bi! ...um...okay? Vega, no one wants to know you've been shaking hand with Mr. 2 inches. Seid[SpankingTheMonkey]> *RELEASES HIS SPIFF ALL OVER THE DAIKA MAKOTO FLOOR* AAHHHHH * Seid[SpankingTheMonkey] is now known as Seidaki Ohh.. Now I see.. Love isnt.. just a feeling.. Its shaving your ballss! Thanks dad! *huggles him* * Sephiroth (Sephiroth@=O9kmea62-686-76-654.range81-152.btcentralplus.com) has joined #services Hi Sephiroth, how can I help you? ^Chessman i think you're a cock, i hate you, and all germans, power to all Jews and especially to your mom ;D she was hawt las night Dont be confused. Start a mass orgy. o.O <-- my only face thats a habit `-` <-- I hate that face =/ <-- I hate that one more :/ <-- I hate that one the most :O <-- I love girls that do that one Right.. so.. I can go an assfuck any lady I want.. But no, I can't call them a dirty skank? ..I can live with that. Canni get outta this room? Theres like.. a large abundance of cock in here.. I feel uncomfortable. one of these days.. i gotta take all of you to Iowa.. where I used to live.. and.. rape us? Hi, I'm Saddam....want to see my weapon of @ss destruction?...... I swear to God this drunk guy said this just about 6 months ago....right in front of me.....my g/f threw a drink in his face and he was escorted out. ........ * Vicious chops Senada's dick off with Anti-Senada clippers. o_O; ... I'll handle Arky from now on. O_o; I'M NOT LOSIN MY DICK AGAIN!!!! already did that once ¬¬ Stiffyy! how do u like this dress? ..What the fuck buffulo bill.. ..What? is the pink to much? ..... >Stiffler> *Deep voice* IT PUTS THE DRESS IN THE DRAWER AND DOES WHAT ITS TOLD.. ..Oh now THATS fucked up.. THATS.. fucked up V looks like a fucking dumbass with inverted colors lmfao V is a fucking dumbass. Wheres the joke? My Eyes, they burn!! * Guest91728 was kicked by Seidaki ([ What part of watch the god damn language do you not under-fuckin-stand? ] † [ 132 Visions Shattered.. ]) At least I'm not gay like you are! i like stalked this girl sorta :D like once she asked me for a ride home from work and i took her home... i dropped her off at her house and shes like... wait a minute..how did you know where i lived? I should bomb something ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats. *** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe We saw it anyway. *** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: ) <|YoShi|> FBI just came to my house when they held up their fbi badge didn't u say somethng heroic <|YoShi|> yeah i said, hold on let me get dressed stfu mat|t u cu.nt * Acaila sets mode: +b MortalKombat!*@* rofl omg wtf man * MortalKombat was kicked by Acaila (forward, forward, back, back, forward, punch) <@Acaila> FATALITY! You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout cause im tellin you why.. CAUSE IM GONNA KILL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU kazaa lite has an add that says "Don't Share Unprotected" and I did a double take reading it before I realized they were talking about computers ... You want to avoid this. Either shave your entire body or cum away from the water. Say in her mouth. If she doesn't like that, pee on her. Showers with your partner are a lot of fun. It's the best way to get her to clean that nasty crotch of hers and a good excuse for you to make sure she does. Cum away from the water. Ladies and Gentlemen... Please, Cum away from the water. * Mudvayne is now known as Mudvayne[spankage] * Dope is now known as Dope[spankage] * SlipKnot is now known as SlitKnot[spankage] this is proof everyone TRUE PROOF that God is a fucker Yeah, your gay, Fatboy. You deserve to be hunted down by homophobes like me, and shot to death. Sorry man, its tradition. Gimme your address, name, number, and cell phone number, and I'll be at your house to murder your fatass in two days. Seven oclock sharp. sorry i don't do that *she looks at Dope calmly* find another playmate ..Fine then *Strokes his right hand..* My precious.. *Returns, smoke hanging from his lips and his shirt unbuttoned, hair ruffled, breathing heavily* First, It was strange, then exciting, then rather scary, then it became comforting, all up, I think I had a great time. <`Aeris> Exacly like That. Well what do you expect from the bathroom? *makes a Vega impression* Duhhhh...*drools* *Makes a V impression* *Bends over for some fat sumo to take him up the arse* * You were kicked by SeX^MaSTeR (Banned) * Mudvayne has his way with Yukina's face. I get the leftovers. AGAIN! * Mudvayne fucks her face some more. Oh well. erm wha? what about me? o.O; ohh! I made another person leave IRC whew i thought it was somethin important You can rape your sisters.. You can rape your brothers.. And you can rape your mothers.. But raping animals.. VIOLATION DUDE TOTAL FUCKING VIOLATION I'm not really raping Bubba o.O Bubba would pwn me. yall nead 2lern how 2 speall * Dope is now known as Seidaki i knew it was you sei i generally associate the word 'dope' with you *Feels proud* I wasn't very popular in high school cause the whole three testicle thing wasn't very in. The only reason in the world that I bought a computer was to look up UFO porn. ^^ ...Same. I once tried to start a nudist colony in our bus, and it pretty much ended up as just me hanging around naked... if i were a girl, every time i went to the gynochologist, id fake an orgasm I'm a ninja of the masturbatory arts If we tried to write about politics, you'd realize that we're all a bunch of idiots. ..Well your band isn't getting to far anytime soon. lmao I don't get boy bands today. They don't write their own songs, and everything is choreographed from their dance moves on stage to how they have sex with each other after the show ..You think of the most random shit. lmfao I hope this song touches you like your father does. Yeah.. me, Ben and Vicious.. you knu.. Some people think we're idiots or perverts. Don't argue people, we are both. And we don't stay up all night driving, now we stay up all night drinking. We just write down a bunch of words, and pray to god they make sense. And if we don't, it doesn't matter, were sexy. Our band won't go no-where fast, I'll be on the piss all day and all night... V I dunno what the fuck he'll be doing and you'll be rooting everything that has two legs and a cunt in the middle. We've masturbated like 5 times in the last 24 hours... it hurts... it's going to fall off.. We pull off looking stupid very well. We can do that without even trying. Does anybody think it's wierd to shit there pants in their sleep? Not that I do, but I did it last night and I'm wondering if that's what smells. It would suck to go to your grave wondering what you could have done with your band if you didn't try. ..You know how gay that sounded? lmao Well whos the best in bed? I'm probably the best in bed, even if it is just myself in bed.. I'm not gay, a lot of people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend, she thinks I'm gay I don't know why I am in this band, I am the only guy that likes girls. I am the only one that believes that guys and girls should be together and that babies should be made the penis vagina way. hey what if testicals were things you could lose on an everyday basis? that would suck... you only got three. People come to our shows with their kids and 5 minutes into our show u can see them grabbing their kids and walking out. its funny ...thats sad o_o SpikeyHairedFreak> Me: You hittin on my girl dawg? Ben: Yeah, your hitting on his girl, dawg. Me: Time to get your ass kicked Ben: YEAh, your ass is goin DOWN to funky town! Me: *looks at Ben..* ..... -.- We will do like a *Assfuck finds Gravity materia. With more desc. ..That lucky assfuck. I want gravityyyy *whine* ((That proves it..)) ((To much spankage.. is BAD for one person!)) ((I spanked so much.. my computer killed itself cause it had to watch. >.>)) he wouldnt let me touch his penis though *Begins walking on water* My disciples.. please.. worship m- *Gets eaten by a shark* * Zidane molests his sistys ass with his tail * Azriel moans? oO Better moan.. Not the first time this tails been up there nobody can ghost me on this one.. cause its the one.. password i kept all special * Zidane (Ebony@207-173-58-75.nrp5.brv.mn.frontiernet.net) Quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Vicious))) my dick is more sensitive when im high :D I masturbates once as a test the last three were dry-fires and my balls ached for two days I masturbates once as a test 20 times in an hour the last three were dry-fires and my balls ached for two days Okay dinner was very odd, more so than usual. Why? o.O Did everybody whip out their penis's and start masturbating during dinner? And then let loose into the orange juice? Sei your a perv and you have a sick twisted mind I knu sisty ^^ * Fuchsia is now known as FuchsiaArchAngel * Ark is now known as VegaArchAngel * Seidaki is now known as SeidakiArchPervert Molly on @#gayteenboys #Lounge #Baja_ruins #Dot's_Bar ..Hey guys I have a confession I'm a man... o_o We knew that I PLANTED A BOMB IN YOUR UTERUS ...Avenge..? Trying To Kill Moonlight? Not Even I, Seidaki, Is THAT Freakin' Stupid. One time I made a pad into a necklece.. and wrote "BLING BLING" on the front of it and went to school wearing it. >.> Who wants to be a necrophilliac. I'll only do it if someone else does. I'm usually everyone's chair -.- No one knows I exist No you're everyone's toilet. We give the shit you take it Bend over Molly, I'll give you an idea Man.. I'm so bored that I just jacked off to a Britney Spears concert on TV.. * Kimmi ::Unzips her jacket slowly, dipping down to the floor, legs spread. ... Ok, time to leave. * Sillhouette_Benitora was kicked by Vicious ([ To Die.. Is To Know That You're Truly Alive.. ] † [ 370 Visions Shattered.. ]) Unnapreciative, kids these days.. GAY PORN IS THE BEST KIND IT HAS BOOBIES * Hopai was kicked by Vicious ([ wtf ] † [ 375 Visions Shattered.. ]) I think Hopai's dad gave him an odd version of.. "The talk." I'm bored But we're having sex! Fubu shirt - $50 Rocca Wear sweatshirt - $80 Sean John hat - $30 Realizing you're white... - * *priceless* * Seidaki casts the other spell.. the dick-mouth spell on Vega, causing a Vicious's dick to be attracted to Vegas mouth. >.> * Vicious moans *looks at his crotch* poor little feller.. first day televised... *pets* it's okay, little guy Tell Kimmi..That I'm sorry. I will I'm sorry for all the pain I've caused, I'm sorry for all the joy I ever gave. I'm sorry for everything Uh a little dramatic there you're just leaving the chatroom Bend over, I'll show you the opposite of little * Molly clings to David's arm. IS IT IN YET MAX?! Ill show you undeveloped *Judge unzips his shorts * Ryanharvey shits his crimson eye to the side then looks at vamp "There gonna be a problem to both of us." my hair feels clean.. ahh nvm it doesnt hello all u happy ppl!! * Axel hits the flame button as fire spews up from all around yes... happy * Judge{HALO} was kicked by Vamp (* God sticks his big dick up Judge's ass.* HUMP OF DEATH! *Theme music.*) i think ive masturbated to the point where i take everything serious these days I'm writing a story.. Scary... Right? you can write? nono, you can think? "Bend over, I'll show you a virus" Why are you in school >> its summer >> Hes in Australia. Australians are dumbasses *whisper* Yeah.. last time I tried to go gangster, I turned one of my sister's pads into a necklece and wrote "BLING BLING" on the front of it and went to school.. Man I was badass. im a CHANGED MAN! AND I STILL HAVE MY COCK! * Seidaki Puts on some spikey gloves and grasps ahold of Judge's balls, the spiked tips piercing into the flesh of the marbal sized spheres before lifting him up and tossing him into a pit of gay midgit transexual hermaphrodites to be beaten and raped for the enjoyment of their midgit cocks. okay, I shall git mah bitchez to giv me da sweet lovin' your mom doesnt count, dude what about my grandmother? Okay okay I'll admit it.. I'm a guy. .... * Vega amputates his penis. o.o I'd probably be the last person you'd expect to hear this from, BUT I WANNA GET HIGH I'm sorry for being all kinda bitchy, but really, just..drop it. No, I'm talking to Tiffany, not an established persona.... Bleh, I'm sorry too. ._. sooooo, how about them Lakers... Never say that Seidaki cant do something.. >.> Cause he always screws you over and does it anyway. o.O seidaki can't have sex with other guys... hah, now you have an obligation to do it! u goin to bed? I'm going to bed. thas what i said .... I was dignifying your stupid question with an equally pathetic answer. lmao.. what the hell was my indian name again.. sei's indian name: tiny totem. was that anime called Final Fantasy Unlimited? First ep any good? o.O they had to fight a giant mushroom monster with one eye in the one I saw Giant mushroom monster with one eye.. Reminds me of my dick. >.> Besides, we were talking about pot. Not weed. ... Dude.. weed IS pot.. Ouch.. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?! TAKE DRUG EDUCATION?! You should spend some time with our kids, Peter. And with me. Uh, what could me and you do together? * Lois giggles. Lois. You've got a sick mind. Peter, I'm talking about making love. Oh. I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money. Whose leg do I have to hump to get a dry martini around here? * Seidaki pets his master. >.> Your penis? AAHH!!! *Ripped into shitloads of pieces by speeding sharp shards of ice.* BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA *Sucks the blood and pieces of flesh up.* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!! *Highfives the tornado* *Highfives back* >.> Which hole was I fucking? I dunno "My nose.." XD New meaning to the phrase "blowing your nose" .... YOU BURNT ALL OF HIS PORN! You must now be forcefully raped by three full fledged goats Azriel. "It actually DOES say Adam and Steve. Thats what you get for reading the translation" - God "I'll brb, gotta take a piss" - God jackb's a lil atheist cuz he's mad at God because he was praying for a new computer but couldn't get it Some little teletubby fanatic is gonna come in and Sei's gonna be like "Oh yeah, suck my cock baby" MY SISTER IS ATTACKING ME! HELP! What do you want me to fucking do!?! email you some god damn knives or something * Lustique sniffles and looks at his bro.. "Dun worry man.. we'll get by.. we can always eat Maximus when we're hungry.. *sniffles..* since V left us.." Hell.. If I dropped my wallet in a gay bar I'd kick it out into the parking lot. Before I pick it up Vega: Don't bend, kneel. Then there's the risk of getting cock in the face, Laro. Go stand in the corner like a queer and go plop some old faggots dick in your mouth V. Daerilect you're a clitterus how do you plead Guilty of all charges :> * Lustique laughs evily and trots off into the forest of hentai to achieve it from the mystical treasure chest *Departs with 5 companions.. Of THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE PORNO* * Skye clings to his leg. We made up a pokémon today at school. It's called the "Mexican". It shoots dirty food and water at you. And it's special skill is making 15,000 babies and stealing jobs away from people "Mexican, I choose you! CROSS THE BORDER ATTACK!" i got new car radio the other day, its pretty cool. you shout soul and it plays soul, you shout rock and it plays rock. the other day some kids ran past my car and i yelled "FUCKING KIDS" and it played michael jackson. the video was compressed at 5fps jesus this sucks Jesus can't help with sucky frame rates. Trust me on that one. He's pretty useless when it comes to video compression rates. * Ryanharvey was kicked by Hopai (my pubic hairs are longer than your pubic hairs) "Why did the homo put a nicotine patch on his dick? To cut down to one fag a day." God has taken away my mind.. He has taken away my happniess.. But he will NEVER.. Get his dirty hands on my penis! Fable is an awesome game I married a woman, got pissed because it didn't actually show the sex, so the next morning I decapitated her Although Torment multiplayer would be fucking awful. "What are you doing?" "Still discussing the philosophical notions of death with this guy" "WHAT THE FUCK, HURRY UP!" there appears to be arse-cheek marks on my scanner... wtf strange... tastes like my sister You're completely oblivious to how much of an idiot I made you out to be aren't you? Oh well. What would I expect from the sweeds? ;) ...okay, no you´ve just made an idiot out of your self... see, i´m from FINLAND!!!! Finland, Sweeden, same thing. No one cares about you. what did the tampon say to the other tampon? nothing.......THEY WERE BOTH STUCK UP CUNTS!!! hahahh rofl i ate a chocolate and it looked like a penis then i got excited and splatted everywhere :D *licks* Now Playing: Nikki Webster - Strawberry Kisses.mp3 As far as im concerned your a whiny ass licking mornic poo sniffing turd monkey with 34 tenticles comming out your mouth. 'We're spreading LOVE!' 'Yes.. Love! And happiness.. through community service,a nd social work, and cocksucking!' '..Except we probbaly won't bother with community service or social work..' 'And that whole thing about spreading happiness and love will probably be skipped over, too.' 'Basically Are those pills wearing off or kicking in..? Cause you're reminding me of my heavily medicated friend Shawn. o_O Umm Both =S XD LOOK AT MY STICKERSSS! Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?! glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar! Who me?! Then WHO?!! Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar! *** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch) how do u do the quote things? <@renetiq> anti-hero you have to write a script :P like a play? <@Oz> rofl <@renetiq> lol how do u do it then? i dont have time to write a play * Krisp watches alot of "adult" things. which means you're around 14 You know what. I've god damn had it. * TheTranscendentOne sets mode: +b *!*@*.sg Screw your country fucking retards chocorulz, they're foreigners. Below Average beings. vega do you have a problem whit that suzy, shut the fuck up if you know what's good for you, you beleimic sand-nigger. Go mine my coal, bitch. * suzy (java@IRChat-BA5CFA9D.evj-kabel.net) Quit (Quit: suzy) The girl next door to me is 24 years old and has a kid. =/ the girl next door to me is in her seventies and is a widow... but the sex is good >=) « WinAmp <> The Mirc Beep - Khaled Mardam-Bey <> v6.16 <> 10:00/3968:00 [¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤] <> 128kb/s @ 44KHz <> 1/1 Listen @ http://radio.microrot.com/listen.pls » i had a best friend..he gotta GF..we hated each other..2 years later we were having DNS tests done for the kids father... ... DNS tests?... to see if you have a common root domain? "Both parents were from aol.com... retardation was inevitable" Tell Kimmi..That I'm sorry. I will I'm sorry for all the pain I've caused, I'm sorry for all the joy I ever gave. I'm sorry for everything Uh a little dramatic there you're just leaving the chatroom Bend over, I'll show you the opposite of little * Molly clings to David's arm. IS IT IN YET MAX?! Ill show you undeveloped *Judge unzips his shorts * Ryanharvey shits his crimson eye to the side then looks at vamp "There gonna be a problem to both of us." my hair feels clean.. ahh nvm it doesnt hello all u happy ppl!! * Axel hits the flame button as fire spews up from all around yes... happy * Judge{HALO} was kicked by Vamp (* God sticks his big dick up Judge's ass.* HUMP OF DEATH! *Theme music.*) i think ive masturbated to the point where i take everything serious these days I'm writing a story.. Scary... Right? you can write? nono, you can think? "Bend over, I'll show you a virus" Why are you in school >> its summer >> Hes in Australia. Australians are dumbasses *whisper* Yeah.. last time I tried to go gangster, I turned one of my sister's pads into a necklece and wrote "BLING BLING" on the front of it and went to school.. Man I was badass. im a CHANGED MAN! AND I STILL HAVE MY COCK! * Seidaki Puts on some spikey gloves and grasps ahold of Judge's balls, the spiked tips piercing into the flesh of the marbal sized spheres before lifting him up and tossing him into a pit of gay midgit transexual hermaphrodites to be beaten and raped for the enjoyment of their midgit cocks. okay, I shall git mah bitchez to giv me da sweet lovin' your mom doesnt count, dude what about my grandmother? Okay okay I'll admit it.. I'm a guy. .... * Vega amputates his penis. o.o I'd probably be the last person you'd expect to hear this from, BUT I WANNA GET HIGH I'm sorry for being all kinda bitchy, but really, just..drop it. No, I'm talking to Tiffany, not an established persona.... Bleh, I'm sorry too. ._. sooooo, how about them Lakers... Never say that Seidaki cant do something.. >.> Cause he always screws you over and does it anyway. o.O seidaki can't have sex with other guys... hah, now you have an obligation to do it! u goin to bed? I'm going to bed. thas what i said .... I was dignifying your stupid question with an equally pathetic answer. lmao.. what the hell was my indian name again.. sei's indian name: tiny totem. was that anime called Final Fantasy Unlimited? First ep any good? o.O they had to fight a giant mushroom monster with one eye in the one I saw Giant mushroom monster with one eye.. Reminds me of my dick. >.> Besides, we were talking about pot. Not weed. ... Dude.. weed IS pot.. Ouch.. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?! TAKE DRUG EDUCATION?! You should spend some time with our kids, Peter. And with me. Uh, what could me and you do together? * Lois giggles. Lois. You've got a sick mind. Peter, I'm talking about making love. Oh. I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money. Doctor: Mr. Griffin I'm saying you're fine. Peter Griffin: Now what? Are you coming on to me? Lois Griffin: Peter, he's not coming on to you. He's trying to tell you you're healthy. Doctor: ...Can't it be both? was that anime called Final Fantasy Unlimited? First ep any good? o.O they had to fight a giant mushroom monster with one eye in the one I saw Giant mushroom monster with one eye.. Reminds me of my dick. >.> Man.. Nothing fuels the penis more than a catgirl being raped up the ass by a banana.. *Sigh of relief* I sat in church and drank beer once. o_O All went silent. and *Beer can opening noise SFX* Man, that was one intense moment. Like, 2 mins of silence, all those hyper-christians staring at me. :) STICK IT IN HER BUM! O_O! YES! THAT'S THE WAY! PHONE SHUT UP! Some idiot said i was a she, when I was trying to keep my gender concealed under catagory of 'it' in a roleplay. >.< WHERE ISH TEH RP!? :O *POints to her vaginal regions.* * Vega RP's in said location. >_> * Kimmi jumps in yeh know.. im such an idiot.. if i went to australia, id be stoned all the time, and people would be talking about "entering Sydney" and id be like.. "..Lotta talk bout Sydney.. She hot or somethin? >.>" you'd think girls would stay skinny cause their the bitches that always watch their weight o.O Guess they suddenly give up in life because their stuck with a dickhead husband and a kid Listen to meh station as j00 masturbate ... ((*Would be all heroic and crap and jump in 'n such... o_O or watch... XD*)) ((*Sleeps instead, knowing a woman may be raped.*)) once someone i know put popcorn in for 9999 they thought it would stop when its done i guess poor guy.. poor guy? did sei just say that? look at him man XD he probly lost his penis o.O and man.. ive been spitting in this lil trashbin all night.. and just a lil bit ago, i crawled off my couch.. and accidentally stuck my foot in that trashbin SICKEST thing ive ever felt o_O and to think, hundreds of girls masturbate to your pic every night Last time I went to an icecream truck, me and 5 other friends just got high: *Chases down the street after the icecream truck* WAIT COME BACK! I WANT A POPSICKLE! *Looks at their eyes..* Wow, jesus.. that guy was awesome lol * Venesuelas grills some burgers .. Yeah... I'll have a tasteless text burger.. my friend bobby just called me up and told me his gf was sucking his dick, and when he came in her mouth she spat the cum back in his and broke up with him In fact, the person who made my sandwich at Subway was clearly a homosexual...but did I ask him to was his hands before making my food? No, I assumed he already washed them due to health standards, and he WAS wearing rubber gloves. I figured my chances of getting an STD were below 25% Vega are we gonna rp? Nope. I'm spanking it. BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH ME!? * Azriel pffts and walks off. Azzz... It's Aeris... HENTAI! Vega are we gonna rp? Nope. I'm spanking it. BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH ME!? * Azriel pffts and walks off. Azzz... It's Aeris... HENTAI! On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...) But this punch is like: U R A N00B LOLZ! *Shooting Star* *Phuxd* * Vega[TV] makes racist Half Breed jokes. * Vega[TV] pokes her with a stick. DON'T SPREAD YOUR GERMS ON STICKEY! *Pokes again* I SAID STOPPIT! Did u unzip it all to your desktop or w/e? On my DESKTOP? lolz @ unzipping stuff to desktop "Yes, Just unzip the 4000 individual files to your 640x480 desktop!" Is this place gonna provide me with traffic.. I dun wanna pay for a place that doesnt register sites into their search engines you go into teh control panel and click the add to search engines button and it goes "HOLY FUCK, I JUST ADDED YOU TO 500 SEARCH ENGINES!" * Moonlight plucks him out in a disatisfied manner. Too small.. ;-; * Vicious notes he only seems small cause a big dick in her is like a hot dog in hallway «Seidaki» Yeah.. last time I tried to go gangster, I turned one of my sister's pads into a necklece and wrote "BLING BLING" on the front of it and went to school.. Man I was badass. «Kyonshi» I'm writing a story.. «Kyonshi» Scary... Right? «xenSity» you can write? «xenSity» nono, you can think? Two boys were attending music class, black kid and a white kid, the music teacher asked them both to make the sound of a pig, white kid goes: "Oink Oink" music teacher says "Oh, very good... okay, you now" while pointing at the black kid, black kid parts his mouth and goes "Alright, da six of you cunts get outta the car now!" I had a ultrasound ._. You preggers? IT WASN'T ME IT'S NOT MY SON I SWEAR IT IS NOT MY BABY I DIDN'T DO IT WE WILL JUST FUCKING SEE TANDOR!!!!!!! WHEN THE RESULTS COME BACK BITCH I WANT CHILD SUPPORT Fux :( Downloading an ISO maker.. Hopefully.. Its not a virus If it is a virus.. Then Ill talk to you guys when i get my pc back up "Yeah, but with English you talk to mostly rich people. With Chinese you talk to 1 billion poor people." yep well.. Back teh work.. * Cloud is now known as Cloud[FF8FMVPics] Yes... back to work. * Vega is now known as Vega[VideoGames] You know what's funny? Newgrounds The hentai banners say "Come see my webcam" A hentai girl... Telling you to come see her webcam. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK?! SOMEBODY TELL ME! BECAUSE I JUST DON'T KNOW. AM I MISSING SOMETHING HERE? oh, by the way, just curious, did anyone see those pictures I posted? what'd you think? think id cream my pants but its a lil late for that >.> just to tell you, that's a guy Shana is more preferable for me. I'd wanna rough her up a bit. And when she least expects it... I'LL STICK IT IN HER BUM! EMOTIONAL FATHER DYING SCENE! :D * Vega[VanguardBandits] points and laughs at Bastion. NO DAD HAH! Reyna: Duke Ziera!? Why didn't you tell us all this before you twit!? - Andrew: I would have but I kept getting lost in a daydream about you, me, and a hot tub full of chocolate pudding. Reyna: Oh spare me your sick fantasies, now how did you come to know of Araba, explain - Andrew: Isn't it obvious? - Reyna: All that's obvious to me is that no one's loved you more than you love yourself, now explain. - Andrew: I knew about araba because, drum roll please... I'm the coolest. Reyna: *Sigh* Well what do we do now Ione - Andrew: HEY! Why don't you show some appreciation for the information I've just given you! Preferably with your lips. And then idiots can come to my site and look at them and be like "OMG HOW YOU GET DOS!?!" "I WANT DOS FOR ME SITE! *Downloads* :D:D:DD:>D:!@!!!!$R$@#ERTFDST"!~ "OMG I R HOST IMAG ON FREWEB!!!11" *Posts about 20 before exceeding the limit* OMGWTFHAX! NOT ENOG ROM ON COMPZ0RZ!!!11 *Deletes all files in C:\Windows* Why is +l 69 on? We like the number. *nod* * Laro giggles at the suggestive quality of said number Zelse is a splut I hate skirts. And I hate jews, and clowns. Tifa, you remind me of my cousin.. And I hate my cousin. And I hate Tifa, in alot of ways. >_> But I have respect for her ability to be so openly ignorant. OH NO Damn it.. V's pinging Aw.. right when he was about to stick it in xD [23:27] Homo! [23:27] *spooge* [23:27] >_> dear god [23:28] That was so wrong timing [23:28] Dude, I have this thing for saying stupid shit at the WRONG fucking time lmao Well... I can sure go for a baby flesh sandwhich right about now. * ShadowRage (~ShadowRag@neko-569-846C62C.Dial1.LosAngeles1.Level3.net) has left #Daika_Makoto (If a man is in the woods all alone, not a woman for miles, and he says something, is he still wrong?) I tried to drill a hole between their legs I wanted Ken and Barbie to have kiddos o.O * BlackFire looks away, vomit having been smeared across her face from incedent only few moments ago. ...How'd you know I was masturbating? >.>; No one is going to put your seminal fluids in their hair. * WavyHairMan is now known as DisappointedSalesman <^luna_kitara^> and if you grope me one more time, i will get out the viagra and the potato peeler Yeah.. I've only had one girl interested in my balls.. And I never want her near them again. Theres a difference between a gentle lick/suck.. And a fuckin rough lick/suck. The difference: It fucking hurts. So you're constantly "reliving" these odd experiences Which results in some uncomftorable situations Like when you talk to a man Whose father was murdered And then you realize you murdered his father ;x the last time somone listened to a Bush, a bunch of people wandered in the desert for 40 years And yet, if I am, I can have you arrested Muahahaha o.O where would I go "Kevin's Jail." -Most slippery soap north of Kentucky.- [Swayambhu FINGER reply]: I will kill you all! Nothing you can do about it.. (IwantMyWaffleSundae@GimmeMyCarbs.com) Idle 617 seconds (DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME, BITCH. I'LL KILL YOU. STAB YOUR MOTHER FUCKING ASS IN WITH MY RUSTY FORK. ...;-; I wub yew.) Rachael's crap is the shit dude * TRM|a curls up into a ball ^^ o_O * DarkAngelWings punts. I mean, you look good.. but honestly, you belong in a yaoi XD Heh, thanks .. ... As far as im concerned your a whiny ass licking mornic poo sniffing turd monkey with 34 tenticles comming out your mouth. Yep. And it will keep doing that unil it gets better, lol. It doesn't really.. lol.. just take naps and wait patiently for death That's great motivation for me, Vic. Are those pills wearing off or kicking in..? Cause you're reminding me of my heavily medicated friend Shawn. o_O Umm Both :S XD LOOK AT MY STICKERSSS! Why do you hate your mom so much? Because she's bad in bed >=( * WhiteTrash has joined #Extreme Hey sis. Wait.. you're not my sister. Close enough. Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?! glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar! Who me?! Then WHO?!! Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar! *** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch) * Kilik lets sophitia take his rod Glaive, you bastard. What you did is unforgiveable! How could you? Hmmm.. Now to test my new psychic powers. I sense you desire the secks. Dude, your sister's behind you. Yeah. Maybe if she was older than 13. How old is she? 13. Is she hot? Fuck you. No thanks. Fuck your mom then She's got better taste. That's because she has a vagina Someone needs a butt-plug up the ass.. I enjoy the balls. Many people do. =D You pot-smoking STD carrier Oh man.. I wish. Why not make the dream come true? Grow some weed and find a hooker. Okay. I can grow the weed. What's your mom's phone number? ...Dude..DBZ is so over-rated.... I mean, with all those episodes of fighting...all their problems could have been solved with a swift kick to the family jewels. You know what, i grew up on DBZ. But, yes. ....Kyou..the way they power up... They're just screaming "BALL-TAP ME!" Fune, I am not a baby. Therefore, I am not a baby cannibal. ...ah shit, I fingered myself. *Douses everyone in the room with bleach.* *Is WHITE!* *suicides* ;x *Drags the corpse away with a sigh, shedding her clothing. >.>* Randerson: LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this Agent Smith: How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak? *** AgentSmith sets mode: +m S'getting jammed down my throat.. hurts a little to chew on, plus it tastes funny. >< Why is it my favorite? IT'S THE SAME COLOR AS BOOGERS =D And you know, as a warrior, I love boogers. I had a ultrasound ._. You preggers? IT WASN'T ME IT'S NOT MY SON I SWEAR IT IS NOT MY BABY I DIDN'T DO IT WE WILL JUST FUCKING SEE TANDOR!!!!!!! WHEN THE RESULTS COME BACK BITCH I WANT CHILD SUPPORT Fux :( For the pure hell of it: God....you're....GRINDING into me. GOD!!!! o_o; >.> Sorry >_>; LMFAO x.x .... omg..you're so perverted I'm laughing my ass off over here EMOTIONAL FATHER DYING SCENE! :D * Vega[VanguardBandits] points and laughs at Bastion. NO DAD HAH! 7:44 am.. almost time to go homo-hunting with my trusted.. rusty battle knife. >.< Here's what I say: "Be gay, but do it quietly." Kay... Dagger = Curaga... probably her only best. Now Eiko... Full Life, Holy, Dlb White as a trance. You go ahead and have sex with your Eiko. I'll have sex with Dagger. I am a nerd. A sexy one. I gave a 7 year old a cigerette cause he wanted one. <--- That has to be one of the 20 MOST immoral things anyone I've ever known has ever done. o_o Ignite Sword. YES! :D YES FUCK YES! *Fractures his skull with a hammer* On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.) On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this...) But this punch is like: U R A N00B LOLZ! *Shooting Star* *Phuxd* Joing the AA's was what made me start punctuation. * Vega[TV] makes racist Half Breed jokes. * Vega[TV] pokes her with a stick. DON'T SPREAD YOUR GERMS ON STICKEY! *Pokes again* I SAID STOPPIT! * Vicious headmoshes * Tiffy (~Spiked_Ti@neko-569-36606120.gci.net) Quit (Connection reset by peer) * Seidaki (Ebony@neko-569-741D88E.nrp5.brv.mn.frontiernet.net) Quit (Meow! | Quit: ) * Swayambhu (~LittleLov@neko-569-127D2C80.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net) Quit (Ping timeout) * Vicious snickers * Vicious takes his finger off the Destructo button Fat People... or Insane People. Nothing else. Fats and Insanes. And the fat one that was insane. Pfft THAT kid was fucked. Is this place gonna provide me with traffic.. I dun wanna pay for a place that doesnt register sites into their search engines you go into teh control panel and click the add to search engines button and it goes "HOLY FUCK, I JUST ADDED YOU TO 500 SEARCH ENGINES!" Vega are we gonna rp? Nope. I'm spanking it. BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH ME!? * Azriel pffts and walks off. Azzz... It's Aeris... HENTAI! «Seidaki» What the hell? «Seidaki» They call your cock sex now? «Seidaki» ».» I need to update myself in the cyber sex area. «Oldschool» Me too... * Molly (shattered_@wf-4072DA6.huntsv01.al.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: I don't swim in your toilet so don't piss in my pool!!) I'm never shy when I talk to people >_> I'm more of the.. "I don't care, wanna suck my penis?" type of person 'A true friend criticizes you, a false friend praises you' 'A friend will take the gun away from your head. A true friend will help you pull the trigger.' "A good friend bails you outta jail. A true friend is in jail with you, laughing about how bad you both fucked up." A friend helps you move house, a true friend helps you move a body. hi chatterz Hello, repetitive bastard who likes to be an annoying little fuck that has nothing better to do than piss people off with the same fuckin shit over and over for the sole purpose of amusing your pitifully small mind while all the while not giving a damn what we say in response to your blithering idiocy. How are you? * Glaive walks from the keep in Agent Smith's suit and glasses * Darren looks at Glaive Smith Mr. Anderson. Uhh, sorry dude. That's the next studio What? Ah crap. * Glaive runs off oh shit, i just heard a car crash outside oh shit go loot the corpses before they respawn >_> hey i got a floppy with a virus and i wana now if its ok to put it next to the other floppys or do i gotta wait for it to get better to put it back in the box I like potatoes damnit. I don't know about you all. But mashed potatoes make me horny as hell I'm going to name my kids Control, Alt, and Delete. If they ever get to be a problem I'll just hit them all twice Problem solved. does anyone here have a computer? next person to talk after his line will be kicked :) *this * Fireslide was kicked by Fireslide (‹619›) Announcement attention please I SAID LISTEN UP DOUCHEBAGS! >:O We're sorry about the recent lag problems... we blame the Canadians. * |MrMonkey33| loses feeling in his right arm... Monkey, that means you should slow down God i really cant stand Windows ME heh i know. i moved to WIN2K * Felacio sucks huge cock errr ME, not /me Subliminal (kill) messaging (your) is (parents) awesome! The quickest way to a woman's heart is with a knife. >_>; Im trying to milk myself its not working my nipples hurt say hello to bash.org Hey, Jeff, how do you kill someone when they're on your nick? Oh, easy /ns ghost nick password Thanks. Die. *** Signoff: Jeff (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Death))) the "bishop" came to our church today he was a fucken impostor never once moved diagonally what's long, hard and fucked two girls from my science class last week? omg... you didn't! the mid-term physics exam :( <@God> keyweed, hah. i hate speaking in public :P < keyweed> God: that explains the past 2000 years. I wonder how tough the recruiting for suicide bomber school is 'now watch closely because I'm only gonna do this once' so r we gonna talk about anything that has a point Of course not. :P apparently dman254 is new teh IRC >_>; 3. What is the longest river in Scotland? Here's your 1st hint: t__ teh river Here's your 2nd hint: ta_ tet, tat, taq, taw, tae, tas, tad, tag, tac, tah, taf, taj, tak, tab, tan, tam cmon... Time's up! The answer was: tay mother of god on one of those speech-to-text programs my friend ripped ass onto the mic. and it typed out "France" we were like, wtf? Violence solves everything. If you have a problem that violence doesn't solve, then you're not using enough of it my HLTV tops out at about 30 people - then lags like your mom so tell me.. if i used my mom in conjunction with your server.. could we top 60? can your mom handle 30 teenage boys? the question is..can 30 teenage boys..handle my mom? i love u i love you too what is your credit card number? <+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself.. <+Christin1> how do i do that If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody? i dont think so Wanna go camping? a sprite is anything not static a sprite is a variable object be it 2d or 3d a sprite is a fucking soda you god damn geekass bastards I should bomb something ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats. *** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe We saw it anyway. *** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: ) i beat the internet the end guy is hard oh man I was opening a coke, right * Beefpile has joined #themacmind and it exploded ALMOST all over my keyboard but I got it away just in time * Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers) :< Hey goatboy.. what? Pussy. er? Pussy. and? Pussy. ... Pussy. i dont get it AND YOU NEVER WILL! bastard anyone have a good way to visualize 3d vector fields and surfaces? LSD? wait, how did the Mexican Pledge of Allegiance go? we pledge alliegiance to the border, of the united states of america can you help me install GTA3? first, shut down all programs you aren't using * frank has quit IRC. (Quit) ... i have 30gb of games now... and 10 gigs of apps and 0gig of a life ok, I don't have a lot of time but I want to ask a quick question I have a style writer II printer, and I want to connect it to my mac use the included cable barry: go fuck yourself good way to get help retard. If Mexico had a major eathquake, Britain would send 100,000 replacement troopes to control the riots, Brasil would send 100,000 pounds of replacement food, and the USA would send 100,000 repalcement Mexicans 67% of girls are stupid i belong with the other 13% what the fuck is wtf get up get on up and DANCE * nmp3bot dances :D-< * nmp3bot dances :D|-< * nmp3bot dances :D/-< <[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet my irc logs kept me going throughout my 6 months offline you need to get out more often. i did, i took printouts Is there any sanity or light left in this shrivelled husk of a world? There was, but we had to trade it in for the internet. That is quite possibly the best response to any question ever. I got in trouble at the Canadian border. The guy said "Do you have any guns or weapons in your vehicle?" and I said "Why? What do you need?" does anyone else think that maybe dairy farmers have been tricking us, and that cows are really bulls, and we all buy bull semen by the litre? it's just whenever I see milk I think of semen that's all Um, maybe you shouldn't let your dad prepare your cereal anymore. hellooo calcium deficiency * Angel_Tiffany FUCKS THE HEL OUTA IT AND HEARS IT MOAN LOUDLY What kind of monster have i created *witness AT fucking mIRC* SOmeone shuld go and take over Turkey. Just be like "Yeah, we're takin' it!" "And we're calling it Chicken, you bastards!" "... You can have it, man" I wish my mom never had children.. If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. >_>; Condoms aren't completely safe >_>;. I was wearing one and got hit by a bus. O.o; When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. xD There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. ;x Why are goats so misunderstood? Sex with a goat is better than sex with a giant squid, why can't we draw the lines at a giant squid? Why a goat? Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. ;x I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds. XD Vega, you having sex is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway Got that from Laro! :D And he got that from V. And V got that from me. >_>; And I got that from weed. Vega, you having sex is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway Maximus, you having sex is like rubbing an ass cheek against sandpaper. =/ Naw >_>; Usually before we have sex, she takes a painkiller. xD Dude, have you ever had sex with a goat? It's not that bad! Listen to yourself, all right? You met a 'cool guy on the internet.' This is how these sexual predators work. Next thing you know, he'll want to 'arrange a meeting', uh, where he will gas you, stuff you in the back of his van, and make a wing chime out of your genitals. So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs! Wow.. You guys are on a completely different level of swearing over here. :O :| :O :| :O :| .. The daily jaw movements to prepare you for giving head? Uh huh who cares if my penis is small? happy meals are small and they still please little kids