Roommates

Who here wants to take their private space and say:

hmnnn, I want people to go through my things, take stuff without my permission, wake me up at odd hours, play music I hate, and to just make my life as much of a living hell as possible?

What?! No takers? I am in absolute shock. (psych) Actually, to be honest, I have found myself in a rather . . . trying predicament. You see, I'm heading off to college next year. Yay n all that stuff. The thing is I signed up for a single. I KNOW I'm not the best person to live with. I'd be a terrible roommate. So I sign up for every single SINGLE possible in hopes of not having to deal with a roommate.

Much to my dismay, three days ago I received a letter from my university giving me the names of my roommates. Yes, roommateS - I have not one, but TWO delightful people to live with for the next 10 months of my miserable life. The school must have thought:

hmmn, let's see- her paperwork is in on time, she paid on time, but i don't like the way she put her stamp on the envelope so let's give her not only one roommate but two - hahaha let's stick her in a triple in a building WAY far away from the ones she signed up to stay in. Wow! sometimes, I'm just so evil I could spank myself.

Needless to say, I'm not as happy with the choice as the sadists that made it. I cannot sleep with any light on. I can not stand noise while I sleep. I'm a light sleeper. . . What if the people I room with are sluts and decide to act like fuck-bunnies every night or decide to get up at 5 am for the hell of it. What do I do what do I do? What if they smell funny?!!? People smell! PEOPLE SMELL! I don't want to smell those dirty girls that will be my roommates.

I can feel myself being angry about this - so I wanted to share. I'm going to need some good old amoral support in my time of need. I will rely on you, the people that have either stumbled upon my page by accident or been sent her by force, to help me survive this ordeal . . . because at this point, I am in the mood to say, I will not be held liable for my actions - so if I accidentally stab them while I sleep do not be surprised . . .. Stuff like that happens you know! The murdering sleepwalker incident. ;-) nah, I'm not homicidal or violent as yet but I have the tendency to be very er. . .non-personable. Smile o I know you don't believe me, but I can actually be :gasp: rude to people and unpleasant. Oh please choke down the shock and take my word for it.

And help me.

     Thank you,

               Rozalyn