| Some funny quotes |
| ~*~ NOT stolen from anyone...these are things that I have experience first-hand. It just Proves that normal people are funny people, too!~*~ |
| ......not in any particular order...just ask if you would like to know who said the quote....if remembered, I will tell you who! |
| "May I Chonga your fruit? |
| "We can dye a pair of tighty whiteys red and then bleach in the letters 'do not enter' or 'wrong way'" |
| "My backdoor doesnt revolve...it's more like a flood gate...yes" |
| "When you go to get your nuts tightened, ask them that if you brought in rubber, if they would mount it for you" |
| "Every time I watch it, I die a little inside" |
| "We've been 'de-ChiChi-fied!" |
| These are probably only funny to me, and the people who know the stories behind the quotes...but damnit...me and everyone in my head are laughing! |
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| ...I just thought that the page needed a picture...and this was the first one I came across in the clipart....its a really weird picture if you ask me!..oh yah: Baby got back?!..well, she's shaking the junk in her trunk for all its worth!!! LOL |
| "I just realized something: I'm not wearing any underwear. When I took a shower, I forgot them, then I forgot that I forgot them...so here I am, without any underwear....would you excuse me?" |
| "So, you've never been taken to brown town by a large marsupial?" |