| R.O.S.P. Membership Qualification Quiz |
| Hrmmm... well, there's not really an application, per se...I'm not that 1337 H4><><0R. So, just see if you fit the criteria necessary to be a Pageaholic. |
| ANSWER SCALE never=1 point sometimes=2 points always=3 points |
| 1) The sound of Steve's voice makes me weak in the knees. 2) The sight of Steve makes me scream/giggle/swoon. 3) I sing the Steve part to ANY song in which his voice is heard. 4) Steve-related items (i.e. geek glasses, The Sweater, The Scarf, etc.) evoke the same response as an actual Steve-sighting. 5) I often find myself daydreaming about that magical day when Steve will meet me and realize that I'm perfect for him, and we live happily ever after. 6) That last question didn't seem at all farfetched (or scary) to me. 7) I rewind a Steve recording to hear his awe-inspiring voice at a particular place in a song one more time. 8) At a BNL concert,I cheer as loud as I can when Steve says "Yo" during Pinch Me. 9) I find myself strangely attracted to anyone wearing glasses/clothes which resemble Steve's. 10) When shopping with my friends or by myself, I find myself categorizing clothing or accessories as "Steve"--as in, 'that is TOTALLY a Steve shirt." |
| PART ONE |
| PART ONE SCORING 10-15--How did you even find this site? Get out! 16-22--With a little refinement, you'll make a fine Pageaholic. 23-30--Welcome aboard, sister! Your Steve worship is in full swing. |
| PART TWO |
| 1) Driving down the street, One Week comes on the radio. You: a) change the station. That song is SO 1998. b) hum along. It is BNL, after all. c) crank it and sing at the top of your lungs, baby! Let the world hear! 2) When a friend asks you who your biggest celebrity crush is, you answer: a) "I dunno... Brad Pitt?" b) "Steve Page, probably. He's cute." c) no words are necessary. You whip out the laminated pic of Steve you always carry. 3) Describing your devotion to BNL and, especially, Steve, the best adjective would be: a) casual b) strong c) borderline-frenzied 4) Complete the thought: Steven Page is: a) cool. b) a great singer and cutie-pants. c) practically a reason for living. 5) When a friend asks you why you love a geeky Canadian, you: a) say, "who says I love him?" b) say, "aww, he's not that geeky. And he's got a great voice." c) scream incoherently and lunge for their throat. 6) Break Your Heart comes on. You: a) fast forward. "Spider In My Room" is next! b) listen, of course. It's a great song. c) enter a trance-like state. Anyone who interrupts, including by singing along, meets their demise. 7) How many times a day do you think about Steve? a) 0-4 b) 5-7 c) 8-infinity |
| PART TWO SCORING mostly a's: Once again, how did you stumble upon this site? mostly b's: Your Pageaholic status is in question. True, you appreciate Steve. But fandom is so much more than mere appreciation. mostly c's: I bow to your Steve love. Also, I am a bit afraid. Run, Steve, run!! |