| This is Kelvin's first full season playing football, although he has gained valuable post-match shower experience as a member of the Inter-Mediates team this year. Renowned locally for his audacious overhead kick attempts during park kick-abouts, and his ability to "camp it up" to woo the ladies, Kelvin is known amongst friends as the "gayest straight bloke" your'e ever likely to meet. Position: Striker - (although some would say he would struggle to light a match) Nickname: Nash Supports: West Ham United Sporting Hero: Justin Fashanu Greatest Footballing Moment: ? Favourite Song: Anything by Shakin' Stevens or S Club 7 (says it all really!)) Most Likely To Say: "She 'aint nothing special, but I still would" |