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| Jon's size 15 plates of meat ensure that should any opposing defenders get in his way this season they'll soon know about it. Famed for his exploits of extreme danger and sheer recklessness, Jon's disappearing bottle act has to be seen to be believed. The management team will be hoping that Jon can transfer the goal-scoring form shown during Inter-Mediates duty into the eleven a-side game. Position: Striker Nickname: Relish, Quassimodo Supports: West Ham United Sporting Hero: Mick Foley Greatest Footballing Moment: His stunning strike early this season away to Bees Reserves Favourite Song: The Monster Mash Most Likely To Say: "You gonna finish that?" |
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