Royal Fucking Flush. A band of three snappy dressers, and oh just for the hell of it, one of us is gay. Guess who!
Name: Brian Moriarty
Age: 16
Single: If I am I won't be for long.
I like to shop. I play guitar too. I like girls too..
Sam "Hidey-Ho Wilson" Weissman
Age: 15
Single: Married to lady liberty
Sam is a heavy drinker. Sometimes he sucks at drums and we inject poison into his arms. Then he passes out and we kick him like you would a kitten.