�KHARL!� Miko K exclaimed.
Fluffy, realizing no one was watching him, took this opportunity to blast purple rays from his horn, knocking down quite a few trees.
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In the meantime, Kitsune was coming out of her room, fully dressed for battle. She had long, black gloves on, high black boots, army pants, a black tank-top covered with an army jacket. Her hair was up in pigtails, and she had a red band around her head. Out came the giant fan and the giant mallet. Mahou and Hi stared at her oddly.
�Uh, Kitsune?� they both asked curiously.
�HA! Kitsune, you look like a dweeb!� Chouku said as she walked in.
To the surprise of all, Kitsune whammed Chouku with the fan. Chouku looked extremely surprised. �Kitsune, are you feeling all right?� asked Hi.
�I am declaring war on everyone!� Kitsune announced.
�War?� Mahou repeated. �The only war in the history of this Court was when Mizu and Salamander had that water-balloon fight!�
�So many light bulbs lost their lives that day,� Hi said sadly.
�Then let this be written down in history!� Kitsune exclaimed. �I and my army of bishies are declaring war!�
The bishies were behind Kitsune, defenseless, so they just gave up and allowed themselves to be used as tools of war. �NOT FAIR!!!� Hi exclaimed. �I should get half the bishies!�
�I am the bishie keeper,� Kitsune said.
�And I am the assistant!� Hi argued. �Give me them!!!�
Hi tried to take the bishies, but Kitsune put up a fight. In the end, the bishies got really stretched out. �MINE!� Hi exclaimed.
�No, MINE!� Kitsune growled.
�WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!� Miko sang as her kite crashed to the ground, followed by Fire Blood and Akuma. They crashed into the bishies, sending them flying in all different directions. Kitsune and Hi gathered them up quickly. �That was fun! Let�s do it again!�
�HEY! I heard pain!� Akuma said excitedly.
�Kitsune is declaring war!� Mahou informed her.
�AWESOME!!!� Akuma exclaimed. �I LOVE WAR!!!�
�Fun!� Miko agreed.
�War?� Salamander said as he came to.
�WAR!� Akuma repeated.
�Hi Salamander! Did you crash into a wall?� asked Miko.
�Yes...I was being chased by Akuma,� Salamander said.
�That sounds like fun! I wanna go too!� Miko said as she ran into the nearest wall and got stuck there. �Oh no! Akuma put glue on this wall!�
�Oh yeah...I forgot about that...that was quite a night,� Akuma said as she laughed softly to herself.
�This war sounds interesting!� Salamander said. �I shall join it!�
�Oh, this just sounds cooler and cooler!� Akuma said excitedly.
�I am a peaceful person...I do not agree with war,� Mahou said.
�Well, I�m not!� Akuma said. �Let�s tear into this like a chimera into fresh, human meat!�
Everyone stared at her oddly. She smiled happily and fropped off into her torture chamber. �Uh, okay,� Kitsune said. She regained her warlike attitude. �I shall take my bishies and plot!�
She walked off. �And I shall take my bishies and plot!� Hi said as she, too, walked off.
�I am getting all my video games and my squire and going to my room to strategize!� Salamander said as he ran off to his room.
�Awesome!� Chouku said as she laughed. �Pain and violence!�
�Akuma, wait!� Miko said as she pulled at the wall. She ended up just tearing the wall off, still stuck to her. As she ran after Akuma, she ran by Gaki who was digging up Baka in search of the Bakaness crown. �Gaki! War!�
Miko K crashed into the hall with Fluffy. �KHARL! YOU AREN�T DEAD!!!!� she screamed as she finally managed to tear Kharl off of her face. She looked around at everyone. �What�s going on?�
�Everyone is declaring war,� Mahou said sadly as her wings turned a deeper shade of gray.
�War?� Miko K repeated.
�Yeah, that idiot Kitsune started it! She looks too stupid in that outfit!� Chouku laughed.
Miko K glared at Chouku. �War sounds like a good idea,� she said. �I believe I, too shall declare war. Come, Kharl, let us equip ourselves.�
She ran off to her shrine and left Chouku, Mahou, Luna, and Fluffy alone. �This is not good!� Mahou exclaimed.
Meika walked in. �Did I miss something? Why is part of the wall missing?�
�I believe we have entered a new page in Baka History. I think this is the beginning of the Baka Wars,� Mahou said grimly, her wings turning black.
�Wicked!� Chouku exclaimed. �Pain, war, violence, destruction, maybe even DEATH! Mizu doesn�t know what she is missing!�
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Out in some distant land, Mizu is skipping along a path, happily singing to herself in her normal attire, not her Bakaness dress. �Hamtaro! When we work together it�s much better! My best friend��
Suddenly, a flash of light came from her raindrop necklace. Another cat person stood in front of her. She had long, pale-blue hair and white cat ears and tail. She had an odd mark on her head that looked like a raindrop with two dots at the bottom. She was wearing a long, flowy, blue dress with long, silky sleeves. She looked so much wiser than Mizu did.
�Hi Jo!� Mizu said happily. �Getting cramped in there?�
�Mizu, there is a disturbance in the Court. Don�t you feel it?� asked Jo.
�Hmmm...wait...I do feel something...I feel...I feel... BLONDE!� Mizu said. She then continued fropping allowing, now singing the Blonde Song.