There Is A Disturbance In The Court...
Anyhow, the Court has just gotten the letter...
�She quit!?� Mahou exclaimed as she looked at the letter.
�Why?� asked Miko.
�She didn�t say,� Kitsune said as Mahou passed the letter to her. �But she did leave chocolate stains on the paper.�
�Yeah, Mizu did it,� Akuma said, her mouth and hands covered in chocolate and the area around her littered with candy bar wrappers.
�Why did she bury the crown with the paperclip?� asked Hi.
�She�s Mizu, that�s why,� Miko K said. �Well, what are we gonna do?�
Just then, Chouku came in, laughing her head off. �Guess what?� she said as she jumped onto the throne.
�Chicken butt!� Miko replied.
�WRONG!� Chouku laughed. �Mizu left me in charge of the care of the castle!�
Kitsune and Mahou�s mouths dropped to the floor. �WHAT?!!!� they cried simultaneously.
�YEP!� Chouku laughed.
�You�re the new Bakaness?� Mahou asked in disbelief.
�Heck no,� Chouku said, eating some fluffy puff marshmallows. �I ain�t diggin the crown up.�
�What�s that Gaki? Shovels? Oh, they�re in the room next to my torture chamber,� Akuma said as the little paperclip sat on her head.
�This is not fair!!!� Mahou cried.
�Totally!� Kitsune agreed.
�Get over it, crybabies,� Chouku said.
�That�s it, I quit!� Mahou said as she flew off to her menagerie.
�Me too!� Kitsune said as she ran to her room, dragging Youko Kurama with her.
�Ah, you�re bakas anyhow,� Chouku said.
�HEY!� Miko K exclaimed. �Those are my friends! Don�t call them that!� She then stormed off. �What was Mizu thinking?�
�Uh oh,� Hi said as she read the letter.
�What?� asked Akuma.
�It says she left Hiei to me...� Hi said nervously.
�The bishie?� asked Miko.
�No, the cat...� Hi said as she dropped the letter and fell to the floor.
�No way!� Akuma said as she caught the letter. �I wanted him!�
�Look!� Miko exclaimed excitedly. �She gave me Fluffy!�
Miko then skipped off to Fluffy�s garden. Hi looked around in a paranoid manner, just knowing that Hiei was about to pounce on her. �NO FAIR!!!� Akuma whined. �I got nothing!�
�Shut your trap!� Chouku ordered.
�I know! I�ll go steal a dragon!� Akuma said excitedly as she pulled her purple chicken out of her robes. �Mwuhahahahahaha!!�
She ran off, the chicken crowing the whole way there. �Oh, how could she do this to me?� Hi whined.
�How could she do this to us?� cried the bishies. �Now the girls will get us!�
�Ah, get out of here, little freaks!� Chouku said as she threw a, uh, flaming torch at them. This is the Royal Court we�re talking about, so fire is accessible pretty much anywhere.
�RUN!� screamed the bishies as they tripped over one another in an effort to escape the flames. �She�s as bad as the Devil.�
Devil is their little name for Akuma. Suits her. Chouku laugh manically at the pain of the bishies. She really liked pain and suffering. So did Akuma, but Akuma really just liked scaring people.
�Ah, this�ll be great,� Chouku said as she relaxed in the Bakaness throne. �Now that I�m in charge, nothing will be like before. WAY more pain, WAY more torture, WAY more suffering! Hahahahahahaha!�
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Mahou sat in her menagerie, crying in a dark corner. �This is awful, simply awful! With Mizu gone, Chouku will completely torture us!� she cried.
�Dearie me, sounds like you�re in quite pickle,� Luna said from her �habitat.�
�Oh, I am Luna. Maybe you can give me advice like you do for Sailor Moon!� Mahou suggested.
�Oh, don�t get me started on that girl. I sincerely hope you are nothing like her or you�ll never get anywhere in life,� Luna said. �Besides, my advice is for magical girls. You are no magical girl.�
�Hey! The name means Magical Princess!� Mahou exclaimed. �Besides, I am a magical faerie, come on!�
�You don�t seem to be a faerie to me,� Luna said.
�I�ve got the wings!� Mahou pointed out.
�It doesn�t seem so,� Luna said. �They�re turning gray.�
�WHAT!� exclaimed Mahou as she looked at her wings. Sure enough, they were gray. �NO!�
�Seems the magic inside of you is fading,� Luna said. �You�re as bad as Serena when her Tiara stopped working and when she broke her locket.�
A shoe went flying at Luna, hitting her squarely in the head, leaving a huge bump. �Put a sock in it, Luna,� Mahou said as she dropped her head on her knees and continued to cry. �I feel bad enough as it is.�
�Oh my, this girl is a lot like Serena,� Luna said. �At least she doesn�t eat as much.�
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Miko K was pacing around her room, Kharl by her side. �This is NOT good,� Miko K said. �Chouku will destroy us!�
�At least the krystal is gone!� Kharl said.
�Chouku IS a krystal!� Miko K said.