All Is Fair With Bishies and Paperclips
�I can�t believe we lost them!� Hi whined.
�How did they get out?� wondered Kitsune. �We had state of the art security!�
�Yeah, not to mention our horrific punishments,� Hi added.
�Uh, guys?� asked Mahou.
�WHAT?!!� hissed Kitsune and Hi together.
�Uh, why am I here? I don�t collect bishonen...� Mahou said.
The three of them were in the Bishies-4-Us Headquarters. The prison. Kitsune and Hi were pacing inside the cell, trying to figure out how the bishonen had escaped. Mahou, in the meantime, was sitting on a stone bench, wondering just what they were planning to do with her.
�Well, we�re going to have you help us catch the bishies,� Kitsune said.
�Me? But I don�t like capturing bishies,� Mahou said.
�Yes, but you see, you have all the devices and tools to catch them,� Kitsune said.
�I do?� Mahou said.
�Yeah, you know, for trying to catch that earthworm thingy and the chimera guy,� Hi said.
Mahou got a sparkle in her eye. �Yes...I roam the castle walls in search of the kursed creatures. Days and nights have I spent hunting them, tracking them, watching them,� she said darkly.
�Yeah, well�� Kitsune started.
�The chimera is a crafty being,� Mahou went on as she jumped up onto the bench. �Always hiding, setting traps, misleading me. Never have I seen such a crafty, sly, stealthy creature since the day I met Akuma.�
�That�s good, but�� Kitsune tried again.
�And though the giant earthworm be big and clumsy and loud, he also be strong and fast and always digging, digging, digging, digging��
�WE GET THE POINT!!!!� Kitsune hollered. Mahou stopped her speech and froze. �Okay, so, we want to use your traps to��
�Shhhhhh!!!� Mahou said as she put a finger to her lips. �Listen...�
The three listened. �What?� said Kitsune.
�Shhhhh!!!!� Mahou repeated. �Hear that?�
�Uh, no,� Hi said.
��TIS THE CHIMERA!!!!� Mahou exclaimed as she leapt into the air and revealed a huge net. �I�ll catch him yet!�
She ran off, leaving Hi and Kitsune very confused. �Are all of her tools nets?� asked Hi.
�We�re doomed!� Kitsune cried as she sat on the ground.
�Not doomed, kursed,� Hi corrected.
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�No, Gaki, you can�t be the Bakaness,� Akuma told the little paperclip. �We have a fine Bakaness at the moment...Is she healthy? Yeah, she�s healthy...Deathly allergic to anything? Hmm, I dunno. Hey, Mizu, you deathly allergic to anything?�
Mizu looked up from the sea of fluffy bunnies. �Hmmm, yes,� Mizu said. �Bologna.�
�Bologna...What? Uh, hang on,� Akuma said. �Hey, Mizu do we have any bologna in the castle?�
�NO!!!� Mizu said. �Bologna is outlawed!�
�I have some!� Miko said as she jumped up out of the fluffy bunnies. She reached into her popcorn bucket and pulled out a package of bologna. She looked at the package carefully. �Expires January 15. Oh well, September is near January.�
�KURSES!!!� Mizu exclaimed as she leapt at Miko.
�AHH! Wait, what did I do?!?� squeaked Miko as she and Mizu disappeared into the fluffy bunnies.
Akuma came out of the fluffy bunnies with the bologna package in her hands. �Hmm, yah, and 1997 is close enough to 2003...What? You want the bologna, Gaki? Here ya go!� she said as she handed the bologna to the paperclip. But since the paperclip hadn�t any hands, the bologna fell into the fluffy bunny sea. �Oops, I�ll get it!�
Akuma dove in and went to retrieve the bologna while you could still hear Miko and Mizu under the sea of bunnies. Gaki, though, was flung up to the throne where she plotted...
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Miko K was just stepping out of her room, her super-deformed Kharl at her feet. Kharl was the only bishonen that hadn�t been locked up. He belonged to Miko K. �Okay, so, we need to find a way to get that krystal from the Bakanass and bring it to the fires of Glordor where it will be destroyed!� Miko K said dramatically. �It will be a long, arduous journey, but with our Royal Court, we will�wait, what am I saying? With our Royal Court, we won�t get past the front gates...Hey, what�s this?�
Right in the middle of the hallway was burning human flesh. �It smells really bad,� Kharl said as he held his nose. �Like human flesh. Think Cesia has returned to her former ways?�
�Nah, she�s still a Sacred,� Miko K said.
She approached the flesh and poked at it with her Punisher of Insubordination. Don�t mess with it, it hurts. All of a sudden, she fell into a huge underground trap thingy, as did Kharl. �Was this Akuma�s doing?� asked Kharl.
�Well, there�s no note or picture to ridicule us about falling for her trap, and she usually doesn�t use bait,� Miko K said.
�So who did it?� asked Kharl.
�I CAUGHT YA!!!!� Mahou exclaimed.
�Mahou,� Miko K answered.
�After all of this time, you�re mine, you creepy little�Miko K?� Mahou said.
�Yes?� asked Miko K.
�Kurses! I thought you were the chimera!� Mahou said disappointedly.
�He�s still loose?� asked Kharl.
�Yes. That�s the last time we let the Bakaness summon anything that can outsmart us!� Mahou said.
�Uh, that would be pretty much anything,� Miko K said. �I mean, anything can outsmart this Court.�