30 Things Girls want Guys to Know.

This is a little list Janny and I made. I know everyone has seen the "30 things guys want girls to know" well this is 30 Things GIRLS want GUYS to know. These are all original ideas and non-stereotypical, since I'm sick of seeing blonde bubble-brained idiots treating their boyfriends like crap. If you loved this please feel free to give out this url!! We hope you enjoy this!!!!


[1.] The one thing we love about guys is the ability to make us laugh. Plus, you get to hear us giggle, which is a good thing for you because it means we're happy and vulnerable to sexual advances. :D

[2.] Don't expect us to think of everything, you actually need to use that brain thing in your head.

[3.] When we "fool around" with you. We want fooling around back. So take a class on how to make us uh.. "happy"

[4.] We aren't some precocious little bubbles. You can play rough with us and joke around. If you're dating the kind of girl who doesn't want to do that, dump her. Trust me. All it means is that they want ur money or other things and not your heart.

[5.] When we fight with you and you feel bad, give us a flower at the least. We love your boyish innocence.

[6.]You don't have to try extremely hard for us to love you, just simple caresses and saying it occasionally will do.

[7.] And you think YOU'RE perverted....heh...girls are way more perverted than you will ever know.

[8.] If we constantly tell you that you should only talk to US and only look at US and no other girl...that type of girl would be known as a self-absorbed freak. Honestly? We don't care who you talk to, as long as you love US and your talking and looking is non sexual.

[9.] If we try to make you look like our favorite male singer/ actor. Let it fly for one night....(believe me, if I made you into Eminem... *screams*... you don't even wanna know. *melts into putty* X3!!)

[10.] We don't want to hear about your ex girlfriends, or the fact you may still have feelings for them. Now, you are ours and any other girl was just a test.

[11.] Anything we say or do during that "time" each month cannot be held against us.

[12.] If you just happen to find lovely magazines of sexy naked men lying around the house...leave them there.

[13.] Don't ask us to kiss random girls...unless there is a significant amount of money involved.

[14.] If you don't like something we pick out for you, say its not what you're looking for and leave it at that. We can take a little criticism.

[15.] Never comment on how much we eat or what we eat...ever.

[16.] Sadly enough, we control when you get "satisfaction" so if were mad....you might wanna get around to apologizing....

[17.] If you do not own a wife-beater....get one...now. Seriously...NOW.

[18.] Walks in the rain, kisses on the forehead, and cooking dinner for us will get you everywhere.

[19.] Just because we're in a serious relationship doesn't necessarily mean we plan to marry you someday, so stop being so damn scared!!!

[20.] The excuse "I can't dance" just isn't true...we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying.

[21.] Don't mess with us...especially if we have an older brother or protective guy friends...they will hunt you down and kill you. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and most of em wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

[22.] If we trip and fall while wearing those tall, chunky shoes we love, you may laugh or chuckle if we are laughing too...but if they BREAK or we BREAK then...HELP GODDAMMIT and NO LAUGHING.

[23.] You can't play around with our head no matter what the circumstances!!! It's not fair! Make up your mind!!!

[24.] Most girls (like myself) don’t mind dudes watching porn or reading nasty zines, guys just do that and its totally natural....but...make sure that I don’t "catch you in the act." I really don’t feel like seeing that....too much

[25.] Don't brag about the size of your manhood, It just makes you look really stupid.

[26.] To avoid all possible bruises, smacks etc. count our period with us! Its Every 28 days for 4-7 days. I hope that didn’t come off odd....The theory with THAT is you know when to avoid and/or comfort us so you don’t get a concussion or brain hemorrhage when we lash out and say "we hate you"...plus...anything we say and/or do during that time we will not be held accountable ^_^.

[27.] Don't cheat. Number one, its just not nice. Number two, Anything we're not giving you...ask, most of the time, we will be happy enough to "experiment" with your fantasies.

[28.] We love it when you play with our hair...not braiding wise....if you ever braided our hair SUCCESFULLY....that’s simply...wrong.

[29.] During scary movies, hold us. We like that and we like to know theres always some one to protect us.

[30.] We don’t kick you in the nuts intentionally, so don’t poke our breasts intentionally...it f*cking hurts. Just ASK to touch...Jesus....not that hard to say "can I touch your boobies?!" well maybe don’t ask like that....but...you get it.... (lmao that one made me laugh)



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