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                                               Female gamers
                                               have a soft side:
                                   PETS!  Since the 90s,
                                               we've loved
                                               digital pets. We
                                               can abandon our
                                               motherly urges by
                                               letting them die
                                               of neglect, sit in
                                             their own poop,
                                             and forget to feed
them every so often. While certain companies
are unleasing pet simulators that replicate dogs
and cats, one very important pet has been forgotten: the pet rock. Ah, nostalgia! In the good old days, when junior begged mumsy and dadsy for a pet, they would give him cash and he would buy a pet rock to love and cherish forever. In Ninten-rocks, the same concept is applied. Once you adopt your rock, you can teach it to play dead, roll over, and stay! However, It won't do much else. And you cannot feel its rocky texture through the screen! However, parents and children alike will delight in playing this game for the one solid minute it is worth.
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For those who need to kill time
Ninten-Rocks Sucks!!
Over-all Ratings
Graphics: 10/10
Gameplay: 3/10
Sound: 1/10
Control: 10/10
Replay Value: 2/10
Rating: 2.5/10
Publisher: Dummy Inc.
Developer: Dumchien Inc.
Players: up to 1
A ROCKY RELATIONSHIP: What is this pet thinking?
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