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| Female gamers have a soft side: PETS! Since the 90s, we've loved digital pets. We can abandon our motherly urges by letting them die of neglect, sit in their own poop, and forget to feed them every so often. While certain companies are unleasing pet simulators that replicate dogs and cats, one very important pet has been forgotten: the pet rock. Ah, nostalgia! In the good old days, when junior begged mumsy and dadsy for a pet, they would give him cash and he would buy a pet rock to love and cherish forever. In Ninten-rocks, the same concept is applied. Once you adopt your rock, you can teach it to play dead, roll over, and stay! However, It won't do much else. And you cannot feel its rocky texture through the screen! However, parents and children alike will delight in playing this game for the one solid minute it is worth. |
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| For those who need to kill time |
| Ninten-Rocks Sucks!! |
| Over-all Ratings Graphics: 10/10 Gameplay: 3/10 Sound: 1/10 Control: 10/10 Replay Value: 2/10 Rating: 2.5/10 Publisher: Dummy Inc. Developer: Dumchien Inc. Players: up to 1 |
| A ROCKY RELATIONSHIP: What is this pet thinking? |