| The Chubby Weasel |
| I'll lick my nose While you chew your toes We're like so meant to be Always and forever, Chubby Weasel and me I'll ignore the fact that you have rabies If we can dance naked in the daisies I always thought squirrels were better Til I saw you in the shower getting wetter Chorus: My Chubby Weasel you are so hairy You smell a lot like my Uncle Larry And I, I want you really bad You drive me crazy you old hag! And now I know this love is true Oh Chubby Weasel I love you Come and hold me as I giggle with pleasure Then go get me some new things made of leather Chorus x2 (spoken) Oh Chubby Weasel will you ever let me go? Of course not, never, no! I love you Chubby Weasel I love you too now go get more of that diesel Weasel's coming! |
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