| Ballad of a Retard |
| MoJoJoJo is evil, he destroys the city But not me I'm actually quite pretty My mind is about the size of a peanut I live in a tiny little hut I'm a dumb blonde as you can see I'm really clumsy and very ditzy My best friend is invisible, he's BillyJoe In Onagi I get drunk, they call me "The Hoe" I pray for ham sandwiches And almost live in the fridge I have six fingers on one hand And also enjoy eating sand My teeth are green You don't know where I've been I like to eat paste in my spare time All the guys call me Miss Swine I guess that's why people avoid me And poke me with a stick because I have fleas So let's get back to where I started, I'm almost through Now that you know more about me can I go out with you? |
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