| The Best Restaurant on Earth |
| If I owned a restaurant it would be so great It'd be almost the size of a crate I'd call it Big Fat Stinky Joe's Our specials would consist of pigeon toes We'd spit in the food and the customers would eat it There'd be drunk old men throwing a fit Don't forget the bar! It'd be most popular by far And I'd spend my days there Trying to get the Nutella out of my hair The people would sing Gothic songs While donkeys danced wearing long johns There'd be rats everywhere including rat poison And everyone would wear their leterhausen Ah, how wonderful it would be But when I built it the only customer was me |