| The Pinecone's Return |
| The pinecone is flat but still very plump It reminded me of you, the big fat lump It's always around, it never goes away I see that pathetic loser lying there every day Because of you I wrote this song When I watched you dance in your tight blue thong I know you're a guy but that's ok Cause I'm a guy too and I am gay |
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