| Erika and the Humperdink |
| One day when Erika was at the zoo She saw the Humperdink start to moo So she picked it up and looked inside The Humperdink tried to run and hide But Erika grabbed it good and tight Causing the Humperdink a lot of fright She was laughing and laughing and laughing along Then she started to sing this funny song, "Humperdink Humperdink come to me Humperdink Humperdink see me pee!" The Humperdink scrambled and ran away Knowing she would make Erika pay The next time they met she brought a spoon And it sent Erika straight to the moon Now Erika sits with her hands in her shorts Watching the aliens play their sports |
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