| A day in the life of Row... |
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| Row awakens every morning from her dreams of Cheeseboy pretending to be her.. |
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| Then she has a hearty breakfast of tons of hot dogs, did we mention it's this way every day? |
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| Then she goes to her weekday job of bus driver. |
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| Then they drag her to an insane asylum and put her in a straightjacket. |
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| Next she tries to call Cheeseboy... but wait! That's not a phone! It's just her makeup! |
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| What's this? Row and a policeman? He almost arrested her but then she's too fat to go to jail! |
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| Here's one of Row's gay moments of the day. She's secretly a gambler. |
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| Then she goes insane and shoves kid's heads to break their necks. |
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| Next she goes for a swing. |
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| The truth is out there. Late that afternoon Row goes to look for aliens. |
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| Did we tell you Row thinks she can fly? |
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| Now she washes her face with her tongue to get ready for a fun time at the ho-down with papa. |
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| She next chews some gum... but it gets stuck on her face. |
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| She dresses up and gets ready to go out again. |
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| Row sings karaokee for the all the people. Wow, it's bringing tears to my eyes! |
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| Then she puts on her hat and heads home. |
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| Once home, she hides, waiting for Mr. Burns to come. And when he does she screams and runs away. |
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| Then she changes into her secret identity, the Caped Crusader! |
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| She saves Gotham City, is thanked for her duties and goes home. |
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| Once home she has a cry (she is so lucky this crazy girl so why do these tears come at night?) And then goes to sleep. |
| That's all for a day with Row. We hope you enjoyed reading about it. |