A day in the life of Lydia...
Lydia dreams of getting married every night. She just can't seem to decide to who, hmm tough one: 
She then drinks lots of alcohol.
Then she takes her puppy for a walk. Or is this Row... we can't tell.
(just kidding!...)
Then she goes to her Kung-Fu lessons.
Drunk on power, she screams at every person who crosses her path.
Lydia dresses up as a cowgirl and sings for her hundreds of fans.
She then drinks a whole gallon of gas.
Bored with her earlier activies, she stands on a stage singing, dancing and twitching.
She learns how to ride a bike, but never actually makes it off her own driveway.
Lydia too is afraid of Mr.Burns coming, so she hides from him.
She gets very hungry and licks the air, hoping it'll make her full.
At 7 o'clock p.m. she goes to bed in her hammock.
That's a whole day in the life of Lydia. Boring eh? Well it's still entertaining in a way.
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