| Cheesier than Cheeseboy (I wet my bed) |
| One night I heard Cheeseboy cry So I jumped out of bed, to his house I fly He sat on his lawn, moaning so loud Explaining his parents would never be proud Why I asked as I hugged him Because he replied I'm no longer cheesier than Jim But how? I asked with great surprise He gazed at me with his tearful eyes Jim became more cheesey than I What am I now? A piece of pie? I told him it would be okay Cuz I would hurt Jim in every way For I loved Cheeseboy with all my heart And I never wanted us to be apart The next morning I'd hurt that Jim boy Break him like a child's toy I awoke with a terrible fright I'd wet my bed during the night Now what could I do? It had gone everywhere, even on my shoe I called my mom to clean up the mess Then ran to Cheeseboy in my sadness He hugged me and said it didn't really matter Because he secretly wad the Mad Hatter We went inside and had a spot of tea Then kicked Jim's butt carefully |
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