| Boy Band |
| I invented a new boy band I call them Happily Gay They're going to make me rich someday Their first song is called "The Chubby Weasel" It's off their album "Just another Sneezle" There's five of them and all aren't straight Gonorea digs Cowboy and HeadCase likes Slate But Pooble is all alone He said he might go home But Slate said they could all go in his bed Til Gonorea bit off Cowboy's while staring at Pooble's head Their music video is coming out soon It shows them lick each other in the Blue Lagoon I hope they become popular like Nsync, BSB and 98 degrees To order their album call 1-800-I-AM-GAY-AND-I-HAVE-FLEAS |
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