Walmart

10) Where else can you see that Social Security isn't working

9) Great place to pick up chicks with missing teeth, if thats your thing

8) American made, don't we all feel better

7) Tires, bread, milk, underwear, shot-guns, can this be heaven.

6) It is like a free freak show

5) Reduces that damn green space in areas

4) Their huge selection of crap that we buy to drive the economy

3) There can never be enough marts

2) Where else can you find such a selection of smells

And the number one reason Americans should be thankful for Walmart is
Someone has to work there!