First Port of Call: Bari 

St. Nicholas Basilica!	That means St. Nick is in there! (PRESENTS!)	A tomb?! But... Hey! I WANT MY PRESENTS!	Nice house. I bet they want presents too.
Lunch! But presents would've been better.	Mmmmmmmmm.....	Ahhhhhhhh.....	Uuuuuuuugghhh...

Port Two:
Katakolon!