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| Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? OK...so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans ? If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive |
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