Scam Joke Page

This page is dedicated to the '419 (Advance Fee Fraud)' scam artists around the world.

My friend and I have received quite a few "business proposals" from the 419 scam artists.
We have decided to write them back and lead them on a bit. Of course, we don't use our
real names. Instead, we like to go by the name "David Lee Roth".

DISCLAIMER:This page is not intended to be hateful, sexist, or racist an any way. The words
and images contained here are for the sole purpose of insulting scam artists that willingly and
enthusiastically work to steal an honest person's hard earned money.


WORK IN PROGRESS:

Tina Udo(updated 12/24/02) - Ahh, a fish just in time for the holidays...


EXCITING NEW SECTIONS!:

Brian Wizard's 419 Book! - Attention Faithful Readers!! Help support this anti-scammer!

Multimedia (updated 12/16/02) - Messages from the scammers! Pictures! See them count fake money!

Spam the Scammer(updated 9/2/02) - Got any junk mail to send??


CLASSIC CONVERSATIONS:

David Pachanga  - He doesn't like it when you mis-spell his fake name...

Joseph Koromah   - He just didn't give up.

Peace Luha - She was sweet while she lasted!!!

Kelvin Tuwa - He's going to support our charity: mooney for the HO-BAG!

Lily Precious - Lily gets reunited with her dead father!

Maryam Abacha   - She sure was an Eager Beaver!

Abbas Bundu- You MUST look now!! Pictures! Voice mails! Documents!!

Ismaila Kewa  - I think all I did was confuse him...

Bizima Karaha  - Another scammer left waiting at the Airport... how sad.

Jerry Kabila- Kind of a dud, but at least we got some voice-mails from him.

Albert Okilo - He sent documentation!! He must be legit! He wouldn't lie, right?

Mudy Edger - A good man. Just looking to steal 150 million imaginary dollars...

Aminu Babayoko - He ain't all bad. After all, he can appreciate a wonderful booty...

Dr. Ahmed Usman - Just a regular workin' boy...

Jonas Kofi- Just don't call him Captain Coffee, it hurts his feelings...

David Kabila - Ladies and Gentleman, the award for "Most Persistent" goes to...

Taka Frank- Our first victim. You never forget your first time....


PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN SCAMMED:

Victim on Brazil - Scammed to the tune of US$30,000.

Victim in Malaysia - Scammed to the tune of over US$52,000.


LINKS:

Scam-o-rama: the Lads from Lagos. An archive of 419 "Business Proposals" from the scammers.

Buddy Weiserman: A major inspiration for this site. He is a master of scamming the scammer.

Wesley Stevens - Brought to you by the lovely "Wendy Willcox".

Kieron's Reply to a Scammer: A God-fearin' man who sticks it to the scammers.

Nigerian Scam Baiting - Not yet an Olympic sport, but close.

US State Department Advance Fee Fraud Info: What exactly is the 419 Scam.

Crimes of Persuasion - More information about the 419 Scam (and other scams).


Contact me: [email protected]

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