#Roswell
As Frases mais curtidas da série
thanks to: Maria_Deluca, {SweetKat}, {amor_suicida} e a malta que contribuiu no canal
Skin
and Bones
MARIA:
I am definitely not in the market for a 30-something shapeshifter, but I have to
admit the man rocks.
MARIA:
Look, you're like a groveling dog. (in a whiny voice) Have you heard from Liz
today?
Did Liz call? (end whiny voice) No. That's no good. Look, you've gotta
play it cool, all right? Let her come to you.
MAX:
Wait.
Didn't you just tell me that you left like 5 messages for Michael in the past 2
days?
MARIA:
What's
your point?
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Ask
Not
LIZ:
Maria,
will you do me a favor? Will you keep your big fat nose out of this?
MARIA:
Message received. Man!
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285
South
Maria:
"Oh
my god! You're kidnapping me! No, you're abducting me!"
Isabel:
"The
perfect Liz Parker lying to her mother?"
Liz:
"Yeah, well, at least my parents know what species I am."
Officer:
"94.
Where you going in such a hurry, son?"
Maria:
"I've really gotta pee. See...I, I've...I have this like really weak
bladder condition and I drank a big gulp at the last station, and it had
caffeine, you know, so it makes me have to go even more. So he was just driving
really fast so we could get to the next station so i could pee."
Maria:
"It's
like the porno version of Aladdin."
Maria:
"God,
I knew you had illegal tendencies. You even drive erratically.
Maria:
"Come on. Wiggle your nose, blink your eyes. Do your Samantha/Jeannie/alien
thing."
Michael:
"I can't."
Maria:
"Why not? If there was ever a time to have a secret power, this is
it."
Maria:
"You kidnap me and blow up my car and you expect me to spend the night with
you in here?"
Michael:
"Not
exactly my fantasy evening either."
Michael:
"You
know, if you would stop being such a princess about things…"
Maria:
"Princess? No, no I think I've been a pretty good sport about things until
now. But I am cold, and I'm hungry and I'm stuck in some nookie motel with a guy
I barely even know."
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MARIA:
What
are you doing out there? No, you can't come in. No. I know why you're here. All
right, I know what your plan is, I know what you want, but it's not gonna work
this time, mister, ok, no matter what you say. My answer is no. No, no, no, no,
no. (Independence Day)
MARIA:
But
not last night, all right? He was upset about something. I don't know what he
was upset about, but sex was like the last thing on his mind.
AMY: Oh, thank you. There is a God. (Independence Day)
MARIA: So, I hear ex-cons are really great in bed. (skin e bones)
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MARIA:
If you lay one hand on her...
MICHAEL:
No one is laying anything on anyone.
COURTNEY
(from bathroom): By the way, you are an
amazing kisser. (end of the world)
MICHAEL:Life
sucks. People suck. That’s reality.(How
the Other Half Lives)
MARIA:
But it's hard to run with your pants around your ankles? (Harvest)
MARIA:
It's Graceland...and you're Elvis. (Harvest)
(Michael
kisses Maria)
MICHAEL: That was to calm you down.(River Dog)
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MAX: You're my dream
girl, Liz.
LIZ: And what if I believe you tonight?
MAX: Then we live happily ever after.
LIZ: And then what about tomorrow...when you
go back to realizing who you really are, and all of your fantasies go away.
MAX: I'll still have you.
LIZ: This can never be normal, Max.
MAX: What's so great about normal? ...."-blind
date"
MAX:
And I have no idea what that
is...and what's right...or wrong.
LIZ: I know. I mean...and you know
things...about me that you, um...that you shouldn't know. And my mother...my
mother, who I love, is just gonna kill me...if i don't die from this.
MAX:
You're right.
LIZ:
I can't stop"......-"sexual
healing"
LIZ:
Max, the day that you saved my life,
your life just ended.
MAX:
No, that was the day my life began.
Liz, when I was in that room, and they did what they did to me. You're what kept
me alive. The thought of you. The way your eyes look into mine. Your smile. The
touch of your skin. Your lips. Knowing you has made me human. Whether I die
tomorrow or fifty years from now, my destiny is the same: it's you. I want to be
with you, Liz. I love you."....- "destiny"
MARIA: Well, I'll tell you what I know, Mikey G. The slut
wants in your pants..."- "the
end of the world"
TESS: Let me
tell you something, Buddha-boy...I got a lamp that needs some serious
trimming."- "the
end of the world"
KYLE: Well,
you here for a reason, or you just rushed right over 'cause you sensed I might
be experiencing some actual joy?.."the
end of the world"
MARIA:
Granted, Michael is the world's
worst boyfriend. I know that. You know that. America knows that!..."- the
end of the world"
ALEX: Look. I don't care that you've got
30 pounds on me or...or that you can kill me with some...some twisted alien
power. I will not let you treat her like that. I...I don't care that Isabel
treats me like crap, but no one does that to Maria, all right? She's not just
some girl! "- the
end of the world"
LIZ: Don't you realize what you are to
me...and you're always gonna be? You're the love of my life. Everyone else is
gonna be second best. There'll never be another you...."- "the
end of the world"
MARIA: But it's hard to run with your
pants around your ankles?
"-the
harvest"
WHITAKER
(voiceover): Your name...was Vilandra. And
you were beautiful...even more beautiful than you are now. You had a great love,
and for him, for us, you betrayed your brother, your race. You sacrificed him.
You sacrificed everyone, even yourself. And history, my dear...always repeats
itself."- " The harvest"
MARIA:
Yes. You know what? Just to make things simpler, from now on you should
consider everything to be your fault, ok? Ok...."- "
the harvest"
MARIA: Michael, if you can hear me now over the
sound of your rapidly inflating ego, could you please tell me that you do not
believe what this...this Michael-worshipper here has to say? "- "the
harvest"
KYLE: Buddha, forgive me, but I'm gonna kick your ass!"- "wipe
out"
ISABEL:
Okay, look. Go home. Think about all that you and Maria have shared, all
that she means to you. Then start coming up with some ideas, ok? A Christmas
gift should be personal, thoughtful, and something someone would never get
herself. Now I've gotta go, 'cause I've got a rehearsal for the holiday pageant,
dinner at the nursing home. I've gotta wrap a ton of presents, and now I've got
to get a new tree.
MICHAEL: Hail the Christmas Nazi!"- "a
roswell christmas carol"
ISABEL:
You know, is it too much to ask that one day a year, I can be like a
normal human being with a normal life and have a merry Christmas?!?
MICHAEL: No, mein fuhrer...."a roswell
christmas carol"
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TESS: I have been cooking for 20 hours, while you
two have been sitting back on the couch like 2 beached whales, not even noticing
or caring that I am living here. Ok. I am here. Hello. Hello? So, since I'm
living here, I should have a damn chair to sit in!"- "a
roswell christmas carol"
KYLE: I have become -
(he turns and sees Tess behind him.)
KYLE: an idiot.
TESS: Oh, but a cute one. Hey"- to serve and
protect"
SEAN: Yo, M.
MARIA: M? No, see um. . . in the real world we use names. My name
is maria!..." -" to serve and protect"
TESS: You're definitely my favorite human."we
are family"
KYLE: Yeah, well...you're my favorite
Martian."- "we are family"
AMY: Michael, I want you to listen to me very, very
carefully. On this
glorious, rebellious, lost weekend of yours, you will take care of my
daughter. You will protect her and be kind to her, and she will have fun. You
will not get matching tattoos, and you will not allow her to pierce any part
of her body that cannot be shown in polite company. [Sniffles] And, Michael,
if you have sex with my daughter, I will hunt you down and kill you like the
mangy dog you are. Okay?"- "disturbing
beahvior"
MARIA: This is our planet, Earth. Their planet
(points to first circle); Earth (points to second circle). With me so far?
Fantastic. All right, the aliens. Max (picture), Michael or Spaceboy (picture)
as I like to call him, Isabel (picture) and Tess (picture). They landed here in
1947. They gestated in these really gross pods for 40 years. And then they, uh,
sort of hatched. Now there's only a few of us humans who know about them - Liz
(picture), Alex (picture), Kyle (picture), Kyle's dad (picture), and me (picture
with short hair) I hate that picture (change of picture with long hair) better.
All right, what you need to know about them. They have special powers, of
course. They use Tabasco sauce by the crate. And trying to have a relationship
with them, it's like suicide. I mean it... it's like typical bad relationship
stuff, but even weirder. For instance there's this one time when future Max told
Liz that she needed to break up with the present Max, or else the world would
end. So she did. But she ended up missing out all this romance stuff that they
would've done, like eventually eloping and getting married in Las Vegas. (pause)
Speaking of Las Vegas..."viva las vegas"
ALEX: Ohh, I love the smell of formaldehyde in the
morning."viva las vegas"
MARIA: Do you know were I was tonight? I was
auditioning to be a stripper. Little innocent me. "viva
las vegas"
ALEX: Well, I'm sorry but that's just not true.
When you're ready for it, you'll find someone, and you'll make him the happiest
man ever"viva las vegas"