Has the same initials as Rodney Trotter
Is not related to the Swedish Royal Family
Once ate a pizza and a Burger King meal in the same night
Enjoys snooker, motorsports and unspeakable sexual acts
Has never met the Swedish Royal Family
Once found a fiver he never knew he had
Has a computer that was constructed by 10 retards who have the same face
Holds the world record for "The Most Packets of Monster Munch Eaten"
Not Welsh