J.B. Hunt Accident Meter
Just Been Hired, Unfortunately
Not Trained.
J.B. Hunt Accident Meter
What do you get when you have 365 J. B. Hunt
Drivers?
One year's combined experience.
(Tom Carolan - J.B. Hunt Driver, Syracuse, NY)
What does J.B. Hunt, Schneider and the DOT have
in common?
They all sit on their butts all day and watch big trucks go by.
(Tom Carolan - J.B. Hunt Driver, Syracuse, NY)
Did you hear about the merger of North American
Van Lines, Great Coastal, Schneider ,and J.B.Hunt ????
They're going to call the new company The Great North American
Pumpkin Hunt...
(Midnight Bandit - Wal-Mart Driver)
A driver walks into a truck stop, tired after a
long day on the road, but in good spirits none the less...he sits
down at the counter beside another driver and begins talking...he
asks the driver if he'd like to hear a great JB Hunt joke he had
just heard that very day.
The other driver looks at him and says "Let me tell you
something buddy. I drive for Hunt...and see that guy over there?
He's a Hunt driver too. And that guy over there, and that fellow
at the other end of the counter there, and the guy over there in
the booth...they drive for Hunt as well. Five Hunt drivers in
here buddy...now...I ask you...do you STILL want to tell that
joke?"
The first driver thinks it over for a second and finally says
"Nah...better not...I don't want to have to repeat it five
times."
(MadHatter - Yard Truck Driver for Stoughton Trailers,
but hitting the big road when she turns 21)
Why are most Schneider jokes one liners?
So J.B. Drivers can understand them. :)
(Rick. Pumpkin driver.)
Why did they take all the passenger seats out
of the J.B. Hunt trucks?
The drivers were getting too confused.
What happens when five J.B. Hunt drivers leave
a truck stop?
You get ten extra parking spaces.
J.B. Hunt "Monback" method of
training
Trainer to student, "Monback, Monback,
Monback."
CRASH
"Far Nuf, Far Nuf!"
(Adapted from Garrison Keillor's A Praire Home Companion)
Did you hear about the Schneider driver
arrested for hauling dope?
They opened his trailer and three J.B. Hunt drivers fell out.
Why are the bottoms of J.B. Hunt trailers
painted orange?
So when they flip them over in the medium people will think
they're Schneider trailers.
A J.B. Hunt driver put on his left turn signal,
changed lanes, canceled the signal, then drove in the left lane
for a while. He then put on his right turn signal, changed lanes,
canceled the signal, and drove in the right lane for a while.
Next he put on his left turn signal, changed lanes, and kept
going right over a cliff. When the police asked what happened he
said "I couldn't get my turn signal off!"
(Steve Casey - Greeneville, TN)
I told that last joke to a J.B. Hunt driver the
other day.
He got so mad he said he was going to take a razor to my
throat.
He then asked me if I knew where he could plug it in.
Two JB Hunt drivers were in downtown Chicago in
the wee hours of the morning , and they approached a viaduct that
was marked 11' 2". They stopped, and got out to get a closer
look at the situation. Well, they stood there for 5 or 10
minutes, not knowing what to do. Then, with a proud smile on his
face, the one driver said to the other, "Look around and
tell me what you see". The other one, still puzzled, looked
in all directions, and said, "Nothing, there's nothing to
see". The first driver, obviously pleased with his quick
thinking, said "Exactly. There aren't any cops around, in
fact nobody has driven by while we were standing here. Let's just
GO FOR IT !!!
Two J.B. Hunt drivers were out on their very
first load. One of the drivers went into a truckstop while the
other remained outside. The J.B. Hunt driver sat next to another
man at the counter.
He then asked "Hey driver, what's that shiny metal tube next
to you? The driver responded "Well, this keeps hot things
hot and cold things cold. You can buy one over at the travel
center."
The Hunt driver bought one and went out to show his partner what
he'd learned. He said "Hey I bought this tube that keeps hot
things hot and cold things cold. I've got chili and iced tea in
here. You want some?"
(Jeff Hubbard)
Why doesn't J.B. Hunt pull doubles anymore?
The top trailer kept getting knocked off by overpasses.
(Nightwing - Akron, OH)
Why doesn't J.B. Hunt pull tankers anymore?
Too many drivers drowned while trying to secure their load.
(Nightwing - Akron, OH)
"I don't realy feel much like beating on
the poor fellows, they beat on each other enough every time they
try and park next to each other in a truck stop...."
(Tom Moore when asked to submit a joke for this page.)
Why is J.B.Hunt puting sun roofs in all their
new trucks?
So the drivers can blow the air horns.
Why does J.B.Hunt paint their trailer doors
yellow?
So their drivers can tell which end to back under.
A J.B.Hunt driver was parked on the shoulder of
the Interstate with his 4-way flashers on. A state trooper pulled
up behind him and parked. Once he walked up to the cab the
trooper asked the driver, "Are you all right?" the
driver replied, "yep". The trooper asked, "Is your
truck broke down?" and the driver said, "nope". So
the troopoer asked him "Are you out of fuel?" And J.B.
said, "Why no, I'm out of Lowell."
Coming down Cabbage Patch one foggy night I saw
JB backing up on the shoulder. When I asked him why he was
backing up, he said that his dispatcher told him if he ran into
some fog to back out of it!
(Phil D'Amore - Minnesota)
Following JB into the truckstop one day, I
noticed him crawling over the doghouse and exiting his truck
through the right hand door. After a short break, I saw him
re-enter his truck, again through the right hand door. Curious, I
asked him why. JB said that his dispatcher told him he'd make a
lot more money if he kept the left door shut.
(Phil D'Amore - Minnesota)
Join the Hunt for J.B.'s brain
Okay, just out of a sense of fairness, a few
Schneider jokes:
Why do all Schneider trailers have the blue and white triangle
painted on the lower left corner of the trailer doors?
So the amish buggies know which side to pass us on. (Schneider
trucks are a little slow.)
Schneider is planning to buy the trucking
company "Overnite."
They plan to change the name of the company to "Sometime
next week."
Have you heard about the new DOT law they just
passed?
It says that if you follow a Schneider driver for more than 10
minutes you can log your time as "off duty".
Do you know what those long skid marks are that
you see along highways?
A Schneider driver that's run out of hours.
(Larry Ott - J.B. Hunt Corporate Headquarters)
There are many, many more good J.B. Hunt jokes out there.
Send me your J.B. Hunt joke at [email protected]
and I'll post it here with your name.