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TEACHER: Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ TEACHER: Mark, why are you doing your Maths sums on the floor? Student: You told me to do it without using tables! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ TEACHER: Anne, how do you spell "crocodile"? Student: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong Student: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ CHEM. TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? Student: "HIJKLMNO"!! TEACHER: What are you talking about? Student: Yesterday you said it's H to O! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ TEACHER: Tom, go to the map and find ?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />North America. Student: Here it is! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ TEACHER: Arsh, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have twenty years ago. Student: Me! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ENGLISH TEACHER: Jemmy, give me a sentence starting with "I". Student: I is... TEACHER: No, Jemmy. Always say, "I am." Student: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" (A voice from the back of the class): "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ TEACHER: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Student: Brotherly love. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ TEACHER: Now, Marry, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Student: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Class: A teacher. |
| Dialogues between teachers & students |