This is a page devoted to the full purpose of discussing that wonderful hairstyle known as the mullet.
The mullet, fondly known as "ape drape," has amused and fascinated people for centuries. It's amazing in its design and creativity. No other haircut can combine two in one the way a mullet can.
Which makes one wonder how it came to be. Mullets have been present throughout history, though made a great comeback in the '80s. The inventor of such haricut is unknown, but he was surely a genious. A lover of short hair, as well as long; he most indoubtedly could not decide between the two fashions. So he ingeniously combined the two. This man is my hero. It was quickly adopted by men, women, children, and resident area trailer trash.
I, as many people, am related to a mullet. He lives in Texas. My uncle. We're not yet sure at this point whether he knows he has a mullet or not, but you never can tell with mullets. We've decided to love him anyway.
The hairstyle of the gods presents to me wonder and amazement in its glorious short-longness. Please feel free to contact me for any questions, comments, or mullet stories! For more information, surf the web on over to the great site mulletjoe.com for a picture gallery, descriptions on the different breeds of mullets, and mullet games! Have a great mullet day! |
