Wow your friends with this amusing collection of
random sex facts. You might even learn something!!
1. Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2
teaspoons
2. Average number of times
a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
3. Average # of times he
will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
4. Average total amount of
lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
5. Average amount of water
it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons
6. Average speed of
ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
7. Average speed of a city
bus: 25 miles per hour
8. Average # of calories in
a teaspoon of semen: 7
9. Average # of calories in
a can of Dr. Pepper: 150
10. Average length of penis
when not erect: 3.5 inches
11. Average length when
erect: 5.1
12. Smallest natural penis
recorded: 5/8 of an inch
13. Largest natural penis
recorded: 11 inches
14. Largest penis in the
animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
15. Height from court floor
to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet
16. Most arousing time of
day/season for a man: early morning/fall
17. Best ways to improve
sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight.
18. Foods that improve sex
life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, and wheat germ
19. Percent of men who say
they masturbate: 60%
20. Percent of men who say
they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
21. Percent of men who say
they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
22. Amount of time needed
for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2weeks
23. Average # of erections
per day for a man: 11
24. Average # of erections
during the night: 9
25. Distance sperm travels
to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches
26. The human equivalent: 26
miles (a marathon distance)
27. Time it takes the sperm:
2.5 seconds
28. Time it takes an average
person to complete a marathon: 4 hours
29. Sperm life: 2 1/2 months
(from development to ejaculation)
30. Shelf life of a hostess
Twinkie: 7 years
31. Cost of a year's supply
of condoms at a store: $250.00
32. Cost of a years supply
(365) of condoms at QC: $100
33. Thickness of the average
condom: .07 mm
34. Thickness of super-thin
condoms: .05 mm
35. Thickness of plastic
wrap: .0127 mm
36. In general, the taste of
a man's semen varies with his diet.
37. Some say that the
alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste.
38. Dairy products can
create a foul taste.
39. The taste of semen after
eating asparagus is said to be the foulest.
40. Acidic fruits and
alcohol (except processed liquors) give it a pleasant and sugary taste
Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey
Brown, Drinking a Corona with lime is double the fun.
41. Odors that increase
blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie.
(Happy Thanksgiving!)
42. Yes, the penis does
shrink in the shower.
43. It is common for men to
wake up with "morning wood," a name for an a.m. erection.
44. Blue balls, or the term
a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, is
totally false.
***This
I got from QuikCondoms.com