| Name: Patricia Melo Hayes Nicknames: Tricia, Trish, Mustang Patty, Pa-TEE-sah Date of Birth: December 23, 1981 Things she loves most in life: Raisin Bran and chocolate, Sir Perrington, Kitty, Freshman, Chin Tao, Ms. Obar Things she hates most in life: Ms. Powers, my dogs, football games that go til 12 Job: Page at the Texas Senate Favorites: Foods: General Tso's Chicken, won ton soup, ham Nonalcoholic Beverages: Not Pepsi One Alcoholic Beverages: Crown Songs: Get Your Freak On, I Just Want to Fly, Lucky 4 You (Tonight I'm Just Me), She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy, Ain't it Funny Books: The Once and Future King, The Legend of Sir Perrington Singers: Kenny Chesney, George Strait, LeeAnn Rymes Quotes: --"Blah, Blah, Blah. My name is Wart. I like incest." --"I never thought my cat's head was going to get smaller!" --"How so?" --"We could sell this to Disney and make millions!" --"You're seventy-seven cents!" --"Let's go to Gold Cup." --Rose: "So that's why you came in there . . . " Trish: "Why'd you think I came in there? To have a two minute conversation with you?!" --"Sing it, Moo!" --Rose: "What are you doing?!" Trish: "Envisioning that time they wouldn't let you lie down at the doctor's office." --"You're a snow cat." --"Give me a call. I might just forget." --"It's time to take care of mah bizznass." Coolest Experiences: --Meeting B-Rock --Sneaking Rose into Fanny's --Going camping with the Kowalskis --Barhopping with Jenna Bush --Almost feeding the dog corn --Taking a sandwich from the HOBY people and ditching them --Making a music video with her brother --Writing a script for Disney --Finally figuring out what was in that weird Wild Turkey statue --Hanging out at Hunter's Valley Park --Getting a "whazzzahhhp" from the little girls in the rich hood --Seeing her cat's head through a bag of ham --Driving halfway to Galveston |
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