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--"You dated her?"
--"Curtains."
--"Rose, it's a cell phone."
--"We could go elephant hunting."
--"He's a total sphere."
--"What's my head?"
--"Rose Concentrationcamp."
--"Rose Eatcookie."
--"I'll show you something in my teeth!"
--"You work at Lechter's. You sell crack."
--"Now that looks like New Jersey."
--"Rose, that's more jammy than jelly!"
--"Don't I look like Rhoda??"X7
--"Mojtahedi Mojtahedi Mojtahedi Mojtahedi."
--"Simon people are suspender people."
--"That's how you know someone likes you. When they don't care about your ugly face."
--"I have to mix a lot of paint."
--"I have to rack 'em in now."
--"I want to make it look like pop art. . . since I'm making a picture of a cherry."
--"Rose, I want you to squeeze me in the big leagues."
--"I kill you too, Rose."
--"Shut up. I've lived more than you."
--"GOOMBAS!"
--"Christine should have a quotes page on your site. She always says stupid things."
--"Do you want to be part of a gang beatdown?"
--"You don't see the blue glow in the background."
--"Death is in the way."
--"I know the ideal Big Brother cast."
--"Everyone in this car has a cherry."
--S-"Wouldn't it be cool if your initials were ODB?"
   R-"And if Christine's initials were BIG, we'd be a rapping car."
--"You only have one pair of eyes."
--"David sounds like it's one syllable."
--"Hmmm..."
--"Cogg-nack core-dulls"
--"They should have shaved him anyway."
--"I know he got my email, 'cause I didn't get a mailer demon!"
--"I bet you looked like the elephant man"
--"I didn't made it up."
--"Pluck your head."
--"Herion addicts are cool."
--"If you're cool enough to be a Herion addict, you would have gotten laid by now."
--"I feel bad for all the freshman because they're lost in the pouring rain, under the train when It's hot or it's cold out."
--"Even though they don't look good, they can still make you happy."
--"It's like some brave new world thing."
--"I DARE YOU TO PUT THE LYRICS IN YOUR PROFILE"
--S-"That wasn't a conversation. That was a bunch of nos."
R-"You're a bunch of nos."
--"You know how there's a that big long pause???"
--"I like your soul. Your soul rocks!"
--R-"I don't understand."
S-"I knew you wouldn't."
--"Don't you love me? I say what you think."
--"I'll bring him arsenic ice cream."
--"I feel like I could devour a horse."
--"I'm popular with the losers."
--"Socks and shoes are overrated."
--"Isn't this the land of immigrants? We should kick all the natives out."
--"Your momma is a herion addict."
--"He's your mom's husband."
--"I think your dad looks like James Cromwell."
--S-"Who are those people who don't sleep?
R-"Insomniacs"
S-"No, Rose. Not real people."
--"It's not like I have anything! It was more like a 'I'll give you mine if you give me yours
    thing.' I don't even have a medal, Rose."
--"Only Rose would confuse her birthday with Harry S Truman's."
--"In the packing of my nutcracker, it says 'WARNING: Don't use this to crack nuts.'"
--"I have Paul McCartney eyes." (Sheima's imitation)
--"The back of his hands have more hair than the back of his head! It's like an brillo pad!!!"
--"Very Soon's just fine, thank you."
--"Your mamma's an interesting person! Get outta my room boY"
--"You should spell boy 'buoy.' "
--"The next time he tells you that he dated her, you need to turn to him, hold his chin between your index finger and your thumb, turn his head to you and say something really mean, like 'If you tell me that you dated her one more time, I'm going to put a curse on you, your children, and your children's children.'"
--"Look on the bright side. At least you can wear your shirt again."
--"If by 'redeeming qualities, you mean . . .'"
--"He can be the fux king too!"