Y'all Motherfuckers Looove Lasagna

Name: Joseph WIlliam Hicks
Nicknames: Joey, Motecrosser
Date of Birth: March 6, 1981
Things He Loves Most in Life: Marilyn Monroe, import cars
Things He Hates Most in Life: poorly installed car alarms, Nase' in drag
Job: Radio Shack and Car Salesman
Favorites:
     Food: Cheese
     Nonalcoholic beverage: Sprite
     Alcoholic Beverage: 40's of Corona
     Movie: The Fast and the Furious
     TV Shows: Saved by the Bell, 90210, Seventh Heaven
     Song: Here We Go Again
     Actor: Vin Deisel
     Singers: DMX, Pink Floyd
     Desktop Theme: Puff the Magic Dragon
     Article of clothing: Wading pants

Quotes:
--"Leave it in the mailbox. We'll come by after dark, Nase'."
--"I really didn't know where I was going; I just kept driving straight."
--"I'm ready to race that guy, and I've got two extra people in the car."
--"Let's get it up to 140."
--"Why would they make a gazebo that you can't get to?"
--"Just throw a little lime on it."
--"Heave the shit out of it."
--"I think I made a dent."
--"I wanna heave tonight!"
--"Damn, y'all motherfuckers looove lasagna."

Coolest Experiences:
--Going to Polish Matt's house
--Shopping cart with Julia
--Helping Kevin run from the FBI
--Ghetto Schnuck's parking lot
--Shopping for ties with Rose
--Making friends with mall employees

Most Memorable Experience:
--Getting stranded at the children's museum