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| Name: Theodore Louis Kowalski Nicknames: Ted, Theo Birthdate: September 27, 1939 Things he loves the most in life: Meditation, alpenhorns, Chelsea, Ping Von Christel Things he hates the most in life: cream-based sauces, sandwiches on top of refrigerators, MRIs Job: Author, "Data Warehouser" (whatever that means), ex-priest Favorites Foods: gifelte fish, macaroons, anchovies Movies: Airplane, Joe vs. the Volcano, Boiler Room, Royal Tenenbaums Songs: The Top Song, The I Love You Song (from Gateway of India), The Pikopay Song Singers: "Destiny's Kid" TV Shows: Who Wants to be a Millionaire, CSI Actors: Giovanni Ribisi Quotes: --"You're a Westheimer tramp." --"Ooooooh, a RAVA!!" --"You've got to drink all of this champagne before tomorrow, or it's going in the trash!" --"And people will walk by and see I'm eating broccoli and say, 'I don't like broccoli." -- (After my flu shot) "Are you sore?" "No." "Are you scared?" "No." "Are you number one? 'Cause two is not a winner, and three is not remembered." Most Treasured possessions: A certain papier mache rabbit Guilty Pleasure: Loving Chelsea, dissing Stella |
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