Name: Theodore Louis Kowalski
Nicknames: Ted, Theo
Birthdate: September 27, 1939
Things he loves the most in life: Meditation, alpenhorns, Chelsea, Ping Von Christel
Things he hates the most in life: cream-based sauces, sandwiches on top of refrigerators, MRIs
Job: Author, "Data Warehouser" (whatever that means), ex-priest
Favorites
     Foods: gifelte fish, macaroons, anchovies
     Movies: Airplane, Joe vs. the Volcano, Boiler Room, Royal Tenenbaums
     Songs: The Top Song, The I Love You Song (from Gateway of India), The Pikopay Song
     Singers: "Destiny's Kid"    
     TV Shows: Who Wants to be a Millionaire, CSI
     Actors: Giovanni Ribisi
Quotes:
--"You're a Westheimer tramp."
--"Ooooooh, a RAVA!!"
--"You've got to drink all of this champagne before tomorrow, or it's going in the trash!"
--"And people will walk by and see I'm eating broccoli and say, 'I don't like broccoli."
-- (After my flu shot) "Are you sore?"
    "No."
    "Are you scared?"
    "No."
    "Are you number one?  'Cause two is not a winner, and three is not remembered."
Most Treasured possessions: A certain papier mache rabbit
Guilty Pleasure: Loving Chelsea, dissing Stella


    
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