This is a story that makes no sense. Written simply to tick people off. Please let me stay in your house. I promise I won't wet on the carpet. The roofing boy, I'm coming over anyway.
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Vegeta sat down on a rock. Little smurfs walked by humming I've been working on the railroad. Then all of the sudden a mean little warlock man grabbed one of the smurfs and ate him. Vegeta decided to go to the magical pixie land.
"Vegeta, would you like some magical nectar," one of the surprisingly tall, pretty pixies asked.
"I better not, I'm trying to cut back."
One of the pixie princesses gives Vegeta a pair of pixies wings. He flies over to Goku's house. He walks in and Wilma Flinstone is in the kitchen making Bronto burgers.
"Fred," Wilma says, "you sure have grown big muscles."
"For the last time, I'm not Fred," Goku says as he anxiously awaits his bronto burger.Then Fred Flinstone walks in.
"What are you doing in my house?"
"Eating a bronto burger," Goku smirks. Fred chases after Goku with a club till Goku's back at his own house where ChiChi is preparing miso soup.
"Wait, if your Goku, who's he," ChiChi asks.
"Dad, mom's making porkchops. Come back to our dimension," Bart Simpson says to the fake Goku.
"Woohoo," Homer yells. ChiChi waps him over the head. Lisa walks in.
"Why is there always violence in both of our shows?"
"You'll shut up if you know what's good for you," Homer threatens.
"Not in the face, not in the face," Lisa yells. All of the sudden they hear a howl.
"Spooooooooooooooooooon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The tick walks in. "My lover, ummmm, I mean sidekick, Aurther, has something to say."
"Quit using my lines kid. I do them better. Not in the face, not in the face. See, much better," Auther smirks as the Tick grabs his ass.
On the way back home Vegeta finds some tickets. The tickets say Lilith Fair. Vegeta thinks
"This must be a place where women wage war on men."
So he goes. He arrives just as the bra burning ceremony begins.
"This is not a fight, this is a hormonal, estrogen fest." "Wow, a man," all of the women yell as they charge Vegeta.
"Ah, scary," Vegeta screams, "you all must die Ka mei ha mei ha"
On the way home Vegeta spots a sign.
"Ah Cheese mart, I think I shall get some cheese."
He walks in and sees Mr. Cheese. Mr. Cheese bites him.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"I love you too, Mr. Cheese."
And Vegeta and Mr. Cheese skip happily into the sunset
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This is Princess Chi. I'm insulted by most of this junk but I believe in freedom of expression, so I'm letting him post. Please flame this story for all you're worth. Discourage Brooks from writing more trash. Thank you Chi