The Date
Oh Gods, it's 3:30 in the morning and I'm up typing a fic. My insomnia is both a blessing and a damnation. Well enough about me, let's talk about you. Thank you all so much for your kind reviews. I'm doing this particular chapter to prove why it's a good idea to review. Ivy made a request and now I'm fufilling it. Yeah, the chapter is mainly going to be about Gohan and Piccolo trying to have a day alone but I promise I'll sneak Videl and the babies in here and there.
Oh, you guys better be enjoying the fact that I post nearly everyday cause my mother and I have been having holy war over it. She even grounded me (take note of the days with no posts and you'll know when she did it. Unless it was one of the days when my fainting spells were at their worst, then it was because I was too sick to).
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Piccolo yawned lazily as the morning light hit him. He would have stretched but something was in his way. Actually, several something were in his way. Gohan and Videl were cuddled up next to him and Pan and Nail were sleeping on his chest.
"I've really got to learn instant transmission," Piccolo murmured softly to himself as he adjusted as well as he could. Being the first one up was okay when you slept alone but it could be a pain when your mates and offspring decided to join you.
"Morning," Gohan mumbled as he finally woke up, a full fifteen minutes after Piccolo had. He awkwardly manuvered enough to give Piccolo a small kiss, "are you still up for our day together?"
"Where did Videl say she was taking the kids," Piccolo asked. It wasn't that he wasn't absoloutly enthralled with the idea of just having a day alone with Gohan but he had a tendancy to worry about his mischievious young son. As if he could read his father's thoughts Nail openned his eyes a little and gave a small yawn, showing off the tiny gleaming fangs he'd inherited.
"Hi hi dada," Nail cooed as he fixed his lavender gaze with Piccolo's ebony.
"Good Morning, little one. How's my precious one," Piccolo cooed back. Gohan couldn't help but smile at the bond shared between the father and son.
"Hi hi dada. Hi hi unk Piclo. Mama up yet," Pan questioned through a yawn. She then turned to her friend since their birth, "Hi hi Nail."
"Hi hi Panny."
"As cute as this is. I think it's time to get up," Videl murmured as she slipped off the bed and padded off torwards the kitchen.
"You think we should get up," Gohan asked through a yawn as he cuddled even closer to Piccolo.
"As much as I hate to do this to you, yeah, it's time to get up. We have to get these two dressed and ready to visit with your parents and," Piccolo smirked, "the great Mr. Hercule."
Gohan laughed until his face turned blue only to realize he was now alone in the bed.
"We've really got to get Piccolo a bigger bed," Gohan muttered.
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"Morning Gohan, I wondered when you'd get down here," Videl laughed as she flipped yet another stack of pancakes from the skillet to the three plates sitting next to her.
"I had to make the bed," He murmured as he shot Piccolo a look.
"Hey, you slept there last night too," Piccolo smirked as he continued to feed Pan and Nail. The babies both burped contentedly as they finished their meals, "All right double and trouble you can play as long as you don't practice flying."
With that Piccolo sat the infants on the floor and they scampered off. He grabbed a bag of oranges and threw them in the juicer. Gohan hit the stove (not literally) and started cooking bacon and eggs. Videl finished the pancakes and started to set the table. Sure they weren't like a normal family but they were a family none the less.
"So, what do you boys plan on doing with your free day," Videl smiled as she sat down. The men sitting across from her barely looked up from shoving down their breakfast. She sighed and repeated the question.
"Hmhmph amph goph tsh thsh parchn," Gohan mumbled. He swallowed sheepishly as Videl and Piccolo shot him looks, "I said we'll probably just go to the park, like the last time."
"Last time you got bored and decided you could make out mid air and swore to each other that no one would see you with out a telescope. You wouldn't tell me what was wrong or why you were blushing when you came home and I had to watch your mid air matress areobics on the five o clock news," Videl laughed until a fistful of scrambled eggs hit her.
"Okay that means war," Videl laughed as she tossed a pancake at Piccolo. Piccolo looked shocked until he heard Gohan's laughter as a bowl of cold cereal went over his head.
"What is this, pick on Piccolo day," Piccolo laughed as he smashed his plate into Gohan's face.
"Bad move, Pic, now you're out of ammo," Gohan yelled as he threw his plate at Piccolo. Piccolo ducked and tackled him. Videl, not to be left out, joined in the fray. If you had looked in their window you probably would have had a heart attack. Three fully grown adult were rolling around on the floor, covered in breakfast, and tackling each other like chibis.
"Okay, truce, just get off," Gohan and Videl giggled at the same time. Piccolo thought about it for a moment and then got off their chests.
"I think we need to get cleaned up," Piccolo giggled. Videl and Gohan fainted. They had never heard Piccolo giggle.
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"Okay, we'll meet you at Capsule for dinner at six o'clock," Gohan said as he kissed Videl and Pan good bye.
"Be good for Videl," Piccolo said as he kissed Nail on his fore head. The baby smiled one of his smiles, "I mean it young man. Thank you so much for this," Piccolo kissed Videl.
"Hey, anything for you guys. I love you. I'll see you at six," Videl yelled after them and waved as they took off.
"So what are we going to do today," Piccolo asked as he and Gohan flew threw the air. Gohan giggled and hopped from cloud to cloud.
"I don't know. I feel so good. We haven't had a day alone in ages. Either we're busy with the babies or I have to take care of something for school. I can't believe what monsters high schoolers can be. I had to let Chris and Holly's bad behavior slip just so I could have a free saturday."
"Let's go hunting to burn off some energy," Piccolo offered. Gohan's face turned a little sour.
"Hunting? But it would be unfair to the animals," Gohan said with a slight pout.
"Did I say we were going to hunt animals," Piccolo smirked as they flew close to Capsule Corp, "unless you consider Saiyans animals."
"You must have a death wish," Gohan laughed as they drew close to the gravity room where Goku and Vegeta were training.
"You know what to do, right," Piccolo whispered. Gohan nodded his head and tried not to laugh.
"Oh my gosh, a whole truckload of cupcakes just tipped over," Gohan yelled from behind the gravity room.
Goku and Vegeta ran out of the room as fast as they could. Gohan and Piccolo stood to the side laughing.
"All right brat and brat's boyfriend, you're dead meat," Vegeta screamed as he took off after Piccolo and Gohan.
"Okay, maybe we're the ones getting hunted but it's still fun," Piccolo managed to sputter out as the flew away from Vegeta as fast as they could. Gohan hit him upside the head.
"I'm picking the next spot and I thought that was his nickname for Trunks and Goten."
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"How did I let you talk me into this outfit? How? I'd like to know what kind of power you hold over me," Piccolo sighed as he pulled at the edge of his white T-shirt. He also was wearing blue jeans and sneakers.
"The good kind," Gohan laughed, "Now behave. Videl likes this place and I don't want to get kicked out."
Gohan and Piccolo sat down at a booth in a cute little cafe on the boardwalk. They hadn't been to the beach in two years and Gohan couldn't remember why.
"Hi, I'm Holly, I'll be your........ Oh My GOSH! Mr. Son, what are you doing here! And who's the cute green guy," Holly asked, "Chris, get out here!"
"What? Oh My GOSH! Hi Mr. Son. I thought you and Piccolo broke up. Where's Videl and where are those cute kids of yours?"
"You know the green guy," Holly asked.
"Duh, I told you I live next door to the teacher. This is his ex boyfriend, Piccolo. Piccolo has the cutest kid, I babysit for them sometimes."
"As nice as it is seeing you here can we place our order," Gohan asked as he remembered why he didn't bring Piccolo here.
"Sorry, what can I get you," Holly blushed.
"Two cheeseburgers and an extra large shake. What flavor do you want, Pic?"
"Vanilla will work just fine," Piccolo muttered.
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"I thought it was almost fun," Gohan said as they walked out of the cafe.
"If you think listening to those two whiny females is fun. I'd personally prefer a fight with Cell," Piccolo hissed as he shot a glare in the direction of the two girls who had ruined their meal.
"They didn't mean to knock into the table," Gohan winced as he remembered the scene. He and Piccolo had been drinking out of the milkshake. One shake, two straws. two lovers gazing longingly into each others eyes as they sipped the cool concoction. It had been the perfect moment until Chris had shoved Holly sending the young teen into their table.
"Just like they didn't mean to egg our house."
"Well I'm sure they dropped the ketchup bottle into your lap on accident," Gohan gave a weak laugh. Piccolo had just used his powers to change them into clean outfits after the milkshake incedent when the girls came back with their cheeseburgers. Gohan had asked for more ketchup. Chris came back with a bottle, Holly stuck her foot out, Chris fell. Her face, and the ketchup bottle, had landed right in Piccolo's lap. Piccolo had smirked and said "well while your down there...". The girls hadn't come back during the entire meal.
"Yeah, and did you see the look on her face," Piccolo admitted with a small laugh.
"I'd be careful. I'm her teacher so I hear the rumors about that one. She's the kind who might just take you up on the challenge," Gohan laughed as he held his hand out to Piccolo. Piccolo looked around and then took the offered hand.
"So what now."
"We have two hours, let's go swimming," Gohan laughed and then pulled Piccolo torwards the beach.
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"Oh no, no no no! I'm not going in there. It's bad enough I have to wear these things," Piccolo hissed as he pointed to the white swimming trunks he was wearing.
"And if you go in here you get to take them off," Gohan laughed as he ran into a fenced off area marked nude beach.
"The things I do for him," Piccolo muttered as he shucked his shorts and walked in. It was pretty easy to spot him. He was the one surrounded by all of the girls.
"Oh wow, look what just walked in," one of the girls said as she nudged another.
"Dear lord, where are all of these hotties coming from," another girl swooned as her nose started to bleed.
"Piccolo," Gohan cried as he ran over to him and planted a big kiss on his koi's mouth, "can we please go swimming? These girls are starting to scare me."
"Woohoo! What a show," one of the girls wolf whistled.
"Hey, if you guys are bi do you want my number," another shouted.
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"That was the longest two hours of my life," Piccolo muttered as they landed in front of Capsule Corp.
"At least it didn't make the news," Gohan nervously chuckled.
"No, just two dozen girls have it on video, that's all. It's probably on the internet by now," Piccolo grumbled. Two blurs came flying around the side of the building and smacked Piccolo and Gohan right in the chest.
"Hi hi dada," Nail giggled from his spot a top Piccolo's chest.
"Hi hi dada," Pan added from her spot a top Gohan's.
"So, how was your day," Videl said as she picked up the two misbehaving infants.
"Fine," both men answered at the same time.
"Good. Mirai Trunks has a surprise for you," Videl laughed as she walked back into the Breifs' mansion.
"Wow, I didn't know you could bend like that," Mirai Trunks said as he watched a computer screen.
"We must try that someime," Juunana agreed as he rubbed Mirai's shoulders.
"Come on, let us see," thirteen year old Goten begged.
"No, this is for adults," Goku answered.
"Aw, Goten and I do that stuff all the time. I don't see why we can't watch it," fifteen year old chibi Trunks whined.
"I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that. Besides, Goten shouldn't watch his brother and the Namek do that," Vegeta answered. Everyone looked up when Gohan gulped. They clapped and wolf whistled.
"I was going to kill you for this morning but this more than makes up for it," Vegeta laughed. Gohan turned the brightest shade of crimson possible. Piccolo turned a dark purple.
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