Crazy Saiyan Fun Hour
Authors note: I'm so incredibly bored. I'm normally deeper (and hopefully funnier) than this. Yeah, Yeah, I don't own DBZ! The lawyers can put down their pitchforks now and return to hell where they belong.
Vegeta sat on the couch watching T.V.. A strange teenage boy sitting on a bed nearby yelled
"Did ya hear that, Chi? It's gonna be a bumpy ride," and then he laughed as if it were the funniest thing in the world. Vegeta shook his head. What was a bed doing in his living room.
A slightly older teenage girl sat in Piccolo's lap and made lewd comments about Saiyan spandex. Piccolo's cheeks were turning an interesting shade of purple.
"Here, drink this," the namek sighed as he gave the brunette in his lap a pack of wine coolers. Little did he know that the soon to be seventeen year old had been downing this stuff since she was eleven.
"I love cheese, hey! I love cheese! I love cheese, hey! I love cheese," the boy sang. 19 year old Trunks, 18 year old Goten, and 21 year old Mirai Trunks joined him.
"Hey, It wasn't my fault. I can't control my hands," The boy laughed as Marron smacked him.
"Sure Brooks, we believe ya," the girl in Piccolo's lap taunted as she downed her twenty sixth wine cooler.
"Shut up Chi."
"You."
"You."
"Go to hell."
"Ladies first."
"Lady, I don't see no lady," Chi smirked as she popped open four wine coolers and downed them all at once.
"Who taught you manners," Bulma and ChiChi yelled at the same time. Chi pointed to a boy who was at least two and a half years older than she.
"Your cousin? Know wonder you're so much fun," Goku grinned as he slapped the cousin on the back.
"Yeah, Keithy's the man," Vegeta yelled as he high fived Keithy. Chi was on her fifty third wine cooler and was showing signs of it.
"Awe but I wanna dance," Chi whined as she stood up on the coffee table and began to strip tease to the tune of Perfum number 18. The Saiyans wolf whistled, Brooks covered his eyes, and Keithy boasted about teaching her everything she needed to know.
Chi had been reduced to nothing more than her underware. Her bra was laying across Piccolo's antennas. She skipped and swayed to the music as ChiChi and Bulma complained about ill mannered young women.
"Oh, I love you. I want you to touch me. Come on baby. Can't we be dirty," Chi sang as the tape skipped to a new song.
Goku grabbed Vegeta and the two full Saiyans pranced around the living room to the seductive sounds drifting from the teen's mouth.
"Wait a minute," a voice spoke up. The Saiyans stopped dancing and stripping long enough to see another young Saiyan enter the room.
"Chi what am I gonna do with you," the female Saiyan, who was Chi's age, asked.
"Tie her up," both Trunks' said in unison.
"She'd like that too much," the saiyan replied as she pulled Chi off of the table and began pulling the nearly naked woman out the door.
"Hey wait," Piccolo yelled just as the Saiyan was loading Chi into the car that would take them back to their own dimension.
"What?"
"Hey Chi, you'll call me, right?"
"Oh yeah"
"No she won't," the other saiyan hissed.
"Shut up Angel, yes I will."
And with that the drunken author and her cyber sister took off. Piccolo shook his head and wondered what the hell the author was on when she wrote this. Vegeta and Goku sat in the living room having a drinking contest. Bulma and ChiChi sighed and cleaned up the clothing mess the author had left behind.
Okay, give me a break. I was bored and this only took ten minutes to write and my brother was egging me on. It's basically sensless rambling and I'll do another one if people asked.
