A Love To Beat All: the first month
Ooh, so pregnant Saiyans crave raw meat? Well, if that's what you people think......
Hiya! Thanks for all of the reviews. Loved the feed back, it's really appreciated. Thanks to whoever pointed out my ouji ou mix up. Oh, bonus points to anyone who can point out the play on words for the females Saiyans' names before the story's over.
As for the flamers *injects a flame into her jugular vein. A scream rips through the night as her Saiyan form rips and changes into a large werecat with glowing red eyes and gleaming blood stained fangs* thanks for feeding the beast within. I'll return your Chi to you one of these days *leaps through the panes of glass on her windows and bounds over the mist filled moors. Vegeta and Goku stare at her for a second and then stare at the camera*
Vegeta: Um.... Well.... Chi obviously doesn't own DBZ. If you want to try and sue her you'll have to catch her first *stares out the window as Chi stalks and devours another flamer* but I wouldn't reccomend it.
Goku: You think we should stop her *Chi is now transfixed on the two Saiyans. The large werecat is heading their way with a hungry glint in her eyes* or maybe just get out of here?
Vegeta: I think we should start the story *notices Angelique has jumped on Chi's back and it currently looks like a werecat rodeo* Yeah, we should definitly start the story.
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Goku sang along loudly to the radio in the kitchen as he made breakfast for the ten hungry full blooded Saiyans, three demi-Saiyans, and one slightly annoyed Namek that occupied his house on that morning.
"Having my baby, what a wonderful way of saying how much you love me," Goku sang as he flipped the pancakes and french toast. Radditz sat at the table shaking his head in disgust. How his little brother could be so chipper at this time of the morning was beyond him.
"Is there any more of that coffee," Bardock asked his eldest as he dragged himself into the room. The sun was barely up over the horizen and most people in the house were trying to sleep.
"I think little brother might have drank it all," Radditz weakly grinned. Bardock shook his head and went about making himself a pot.
"How can they be at it this early in the morning," the eldest Saiyan asked as he stared out the window. Gohan and Piccolo were doing their katas in the backyard, mirror images of each others movements. They dropped from their stances in one swift movement and lunged at each other, fist and feet flying.
"Good question," Aishiteru said as she snuck up behind her mate, kissing his neck softly, "But I think it just proves how dedicated our grandson is to furthering himself in the martial arts."
"What I want to know is what's the Nameks interest in our nephew? They seem just a little too close to me," Kirai stated as she grabbed the coffee pot from her father and poured a cup.
"Tell me about it. And those looks they give each other! Did you catch how they stared at each other during the entire movie last night," Turles asked as he too joined the conversation.
"How could you miss it? They were curled up together in that chair like mates who'd been together for years," Suki laughed.
"Um... in case you haven't noticed the father of the teenager you're gossiping about is standing right here making you breakfast. So unless you want a kameihameiha wave to go with your scrambled eggs I suggest you drop the subject," Goku stated and then went back to singing and cooking.
"Got to admit, your kid has spunk," Vegeta Ou said to Bardock as he got a cup of coffee. Bardock nodded and both men sat down, next to their mates, at the table.
"Grandpa," two chibi Saiyans squealed as they rode the family pets into the kitchen. Trunks hopped off of Tiger and on to his grandfather's lap. Goten stayed on Lily's back but parked her next to his grandfather.
"Gohan! Piccolo! Breakfast is ready," Goku called out the window bringing Gohan inside in a flash, "Now let's see. Who's missing?"
"Me," Vegeta playfully yipped as she jumped onto Goku's back, sending him spread eagle onto the floor, "I missed you this morning. Care to tell me why you feel obliged to make everyone breakfast every morning," Vegeta asked as she wrapped her legs around the now standing Goku. He tied to pry her off, to no avail.
"Um...what about the baby Vegeta? You don't want to hurt the baby do you," he tried playing the last card he had. Every full blooded Saiyan in the house laughed.
"Silly Kakky," Vegeta giggled, "I'm only a week along and female Saiyans just want it more during the first five months of their pregnacy. But if I must get off I will."
Vegeta waited till Goku sat down and then adjusted herself on his lap. He shook his head. It was gonna be a loooooonnnnngggggg nine months.
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"Wow, it's so hard to believe our little Vegeta's gonna be a mommy," ChiChi teased as she ducked one of Vegeta's playful blows. The girls were at the mall shopping, each weighted down with enough packages to put their loves into debt for a year. Luckily it was Bulma's treat.
"So when are we going to start picking out your maternity clothes," Puar asked just as she tripped in her high heels once again, "Damn this human form! I'll never get used to it!"
"Maybe you should stop wearing heels to the mall," Juuhachi laughed as Puar took a swing at her with her shopping bags.
"You four are worse than children," Bulma laughed as she had to duck the swing of the other four, "Maybe we should go put our stuff out in the cars. We do have an awful lot of it."
"Good idea," Vegeta agreed as she held the door open for the other women, "Hey check out the sunset! I didn't realize we'd been gone this long. Maybe we should just come back tomorrow."
"But the sale's only for today," the other four women cried in unison. Vegeta sighed but relented. They put the packages into the cars and headed back into the mall, unaware of the group that was watching them.
"So what do you think of this dress," ChiChi asked as she modelled a light blue floor length. Apluase from the other women told her she was pulling it off, "Your turn, Vegeta, "she called over to the drssing rooms.
"How did I let you talk me into this outfit," Vegeta sighed from inside the stall," It doesn't even cover everywhere it should!"
She walked out amidst a chorus of cat calls. The silver silk of the fabric barely covering what it should cover. Loud hoots from across the store alerted them to the fact they had an audience.
"Ignore them, Geta. They're just a couple of teenage punks. You look gorgeous in that outfit," Juuhachi reasured her. Puar nodded her head in agreement. Bulma and ChiChi were a little too busy kissing to care about anything else.
"Let's just pay for this stuff and head to the food court," Puar suggested as she noticed the boys making their way over to where they were.
"Good idea," the other women quickly agreed as ChiChi and Vegeta slipped into changing stalls to put on their normal outfits.
They walked out of the store, loaded down with bags, and headed for the food court. They stalked out a table in a quiet corner and sat down. Since there were only four chairs Bulma sat in ChiChi's lap.
"So what is evryone getting," Juuhachi asked, "cause I'll pick it up this time."
"Three supreme chicken tacos, a slice of chocolate cheesecake, and a large Coke," ChiChi said. Bulma made a slight face at the order.
"How she can eat so much junk and still stay thin is beyond me," Bulma snorted, "small salad, a burger, and a medium Pepsi for me."
"Oh, then I'm getting a burger and a large fry," Puar added.
"What? No drink? And do you know how many calories is in those fries," Juuhachi asked with a small smirk. She and Vegeta had a bad habit of pcking on the other women's insecurities.
"I'll have a diet coke and better make it a medium fry," Puar mumbled and added something about being too fat as it was.
"Just go down to Aniie's and tell them Vegeta wants her regular order," Vegeta smirked. She was well known in the mall's food court for the horrible amount of food she could consume.
Juuhachi shook her head in amusement as she trotted off. She came back nearly half an hour later with what seemed like half the food in the mall. The girl's finished eating just as a voice came over the loudspeaker.
"Atention shoppers. It is now eleven o'clock. The mall is closing for the evening. Take your purchases up to the nearest checkout counter and have a good night. I repeat, It is now eleven o'clock. The mall is closing for the evening. Have a good night"
"Well that was fun and look at the cute outfit I got for Oolong," Puar giggled as she held up the suit she had picked out.
"I can't believe you're still dating that pig," Bulma laughed as she helped ChiChi load packages into their car. Puar huffed and tried to act angry but ended up laughing.
"One of these days they're going to haul the five of us away, you know that don't you," ChiChi laughed as she put the last of the things into her car.
"Everyone got everything," Vegeta asked as she finished loading her bags into her own car. All the women nodded and Vegeta was about to say something else when she noticed the boys from the store walking over to their cars.
"Here comes trouble," Juuhachi tensed as she too noticed the youths.
"Hello ladies," the eldest of them leered. He couldn't have been more than twenty but he had a harder edge around him than one his age should have. Vegeta, Juuhachi, and ChiChi took defense stances while motioning for Bulma and Puar to get into the cars.
"Now, now, girls. Don't be like that. Maybe we just want to talk," one of the boys crooned in a soothing monotone that didn't fool the girls one bit.
"If you're going to talk make it fast. Our husbands expect us to get home soon," Juuhachi hissed. A few of the boys backed away in confusion but the rest just snickered.
"Well, well, feisty little bitches, aren't they. Well let's see if we can knock you down a few pegs," the eldest boy said as he grabbed Vegeta's wrist. He didn't even see it coming as Vegeta flipped him over the lamppost. She then turned to the rest of the group.
"Go home to your parents. I'm sure they miss you," Vegeta said softly as she watched the other women pull away before driving off in her own car.
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"One...two....three...Triple flips," everyone but Piccolo shouted as the Namek took three large gulps of a milkshake and then did a backwardflip. Vegeta walked in the door just in time to catch the stunt.
"One...two...three... Triple flips," evryone shouted again as Gohan stepped up to bat. He chugged the three gulps of milkshake and then stood on his head for ten seconds before falling over. Cheers rang throughout the house.
"You better not let ChiChi catch you letting him play triple flips," Vegeta laughed as she kissed the obviously sloshed Goku.
"Are you playing sweety," Kaji slurred. Vegeta sat down her packages and nodded her head.
"Vegeta, Vegeta, Vegeta! One...two....three....Triple flips," everyone roared as Vegeta downed a whole milkshake and then stood on her head. And so ended Vegeta's first month of pregnacy.
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Okay, time for another author's note *Chi sits down in a plush chair, she's wearing only a bathrobe and trying to look proper* Triple flips is a game where you put enough alcohol in a milkshake to make three people buzzed. The person who's up takes three gulps of their milkshake while everyone chants one, two, three, triple flips. When the say triple flips the person who is up either has to flip, do a handstand, or at least a cartwheel. You take turns doing this till only one person's left standing.
Now for my public service announcement. A pregnant woman should not drink, period! It can led to fetal alcohol syndrom, something no mother would wish on her child. Mothers who drink are also more likey to miscarry. So if you're pregnant do the right thing and stay away from alcohol.
Reviews would be greatly appreciated as they show the author that you'd like her to continue with this story.
The beast that you flamers unleashed will be by shortly to eat your souls. Just kidding, I hope. Ja ne and keep those reviews and flames coming
Princess Chi
