Yeah, yeah, I don't own them and I messed up the timeline.
Warning Goku and Vegeta shounen ai and Bulma and ChiChi yuri
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Goku sighed as he watched the rain fall. That meant he and Vegeta couldn't spar outdoors and he would be damned before he let Vegeta spar in their house. The last time he had given in to the prince's request they had totaled the entire house and three other houses in their neighborhood. Luckily for them Bulma was a good sport and simply provided them and their neighbors with new houses. Speaking of which, the doorbell was ringing.
"Onnas, what do you think your doing! Are you purposely trying to kill our sons! Goku get in here before I'm forced to hurt your ex-onna," Vegeta yelled from the other room. He smirked as he heard the sound of thick metal hitting Vegeta's skull. He was also smirking because Vegeta was using the name that was reserved for their most private moments together.
"ChiChi, that wasn't in the least bit nice," Goku said as he walked in the room and faced his ex-wife. Lying peacefully in her arms was their year old son, Goten.
"Least bit nice," Vegeta screamed, "If it weren't for the deal we made with them I'd kill her! Tell me again why you want a daughter so badly?"
"Because we have three sons," Goku smiled and kissed a spot on Vegeta's neck, where he knew his claiming mark was, despite the fact it was covered up.
"You do not have three sons," ChiChi hissed, "You and I have two sons and Vegeta and Bulma have one. Just because you and he sleep together and just because I've moved in with Bulma it doesn't make the boys brothers. And I'm glad Gohan accepts that. Now lets put the boys in their room and get this over with."
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Vegeta was angry as hell and the only reason he hadn't flown over to Capsule Corp yet was the fact that Bulma and Goku would be upset if he killed ChiChi. He silently cursed himself for getting mixed up in such an odd agreement.
The breakups hadn't even been the boys' fault. A few days after the birth of her son ChiChi had drug Goku over to Capsule Corp and ordered he and Vegeta to sit down. She then proceded to tell them that she and Bulma were in love and that they'd like to raise Goten and Trunks together, with Goku and Vegeta getting father's privileges of course.
ChiChi had then ordered Goku to go out to the car and get the two bags out of the back seat. As it turned out she had encapsuled her and the boys things while Goku had been sparring. Vegeta had never seen a more hurt look in someone's eye. Out of a feeling that had been building inside of him for some time he'd kissed Goku. That kiss had led to this wonderful life they had before them, wonderful accept for that one time a month when they had to face ChiChi.
Goku and Bulma had both been insistant on the fact that a little girl was needed in the combined families lives. To solve this problem once a month, when both women were ovulating, they'd return to their ex-wives for a single evening. Vegeta didn't mind, Bulma was almost as fun to have around as his beloved Goku. ChiChi was another story. Through the use of his sensitive hearing he could hear the hurtful thing she was saying to his mate.
Tonight had been the worst night yet. Goku was nothing more than a quivering crying mass by the time he'd broken down the locked bedroom door. It was only through Gohan and Bulma's intervention that he hadn't thuroughly thrashed ChiChi. And now, seven hours after the whole mess had ended, Goku was still crying.
"Don't worry, shhh, shhh. It's okay, she gone and I'll find a way to make sure she never has to come back," Vegeta vowed as he rubbed Goku's back.
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It had been a week after the incident, as Goku prefered to call it. Vegeta had come up with the answers to their problem the night before and tonight he would exicute them. He stared at the setting sun and grabbed his jacket.
"Where are you going," Goku called from the kitchen.
"I've got to pick something up, don't worry, I'll be home for dinner," Vegeta called back. He smirked as he heard Goku mutter "I don't doubt that one bit."
He flew out to their old training ground and pulled out the dragon balls, a gift from Goku to celebrate their anniversary. If his koi only knew what he was about to do. He waited until well after the sun went down.
"Eternal dragon by your name I call you forth, Sheron."
"You have awakened me. What do you wish, Vegeta."
"I want to be a woman long enough to give birth to a child," Vegeta mumbled, his face turning a bright crimson.
"Your wish has been granted. What is your next wish?"
"I want the child to be a girl."
"As you say so it shall be. I bid you farewell."
And with that the dragon was gone and Vegeta was alone with his new self. He flew in the direction of his home and decided to walk when he got inside of the city.
"Hey sugar!"
"Woohoo, what a babe!"
"What's a pretty thing like you doing alone!"
It was these wolf whistled comments that made Vegeta feel a mix of emotions. He wanted to punch the jerks out. He was embaressed that he'd manages to drawl so much attention to himself when he wasn't doing anything. He wanted to run to Capsule and show ChiChi just what she'd been traded in for. And he was nervous about what Goku would think.
He sighed as he reached his house and openned the front door. The smells of dinner and the sounds of Goku singing in the kitchen assulted his senses. He smiled and snuck off in the direction of the bathroom.
"Hey, what do you think your doing sneaking around," Goku said as he stood in the doorway of the kitchen. The living room was dark and he could barely make out Vegeta's outline, "and what did you do, you look different somehow"
"I'll show you in a minute," Vegeta mumbled a he sped up his efforts to get to the bathroom without arrousing further suspicion.
"Oh no you don't," Goku purred his breath on Vegeta's neck and his arms around her waist. He reached for the light switch and gasped. "Vegeta...."
"I'm sorry, Goku! Don't be mad at me! I just wanted to give you a daughter and keep that sabetu ChiChi from hurting you again."
"Sorry for what? Have you seen yourself yet? "
"No"
"Well then, let's get you to the bathroom," Goku laughed as we swung the now much lighter Vegeta up on his shoulders and drug her kicking, screaming, and pounding on his back into their bathroom.
"Put me down! Put me down! If you don't put me down right now I'll blast you! I've retained my strength you know! And female Saiyan can have a wicked temper! You.... you're a......," Vegeta stopped as Goku dropped him and he saw the face in the mirror. A female Saiyan with long wavy hair and large soft eyes was staring at her. She had the clearest, softest, snowiest white skin and full lips the color of blood. She had slender hips and an even tinier waist. Her bust line would have made Dolly Parton jealous and she looked as if she were going to tip over. Her arms and legs were muscular but not unfeminine.
"As much as I like this look, I'd like my Vegeta back. When do you see that happening," Goku purred in her ear.
"When you take me to the bedroom."
"Why may I ask do you want me to do that," Goku asked with a smirk.
"Cause, the only way you get the old me back is to knock the new me up," she laughed as she ran for their bedroom. Goku growled ferally and chased after his mate.
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"That was fun," Vegeta sighed happily as she cuddled up to her mate. Goku wrapped his arms around her waist possesively.
"Mmhmm," Goku happily agreed, "What's that burning and how could it be midnight already."
"It's midnight? And what is that smell?"
Both Saiyans sat up in bed and sniffed the air. Suddenly it hit them
"DINNER!"
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Yeah, so many Vegeta fans are gonna kick my ass it's not funny but...guess what? I like flames so bring em on (regular reviews are also welcomed with arms wide open)