Title: The 'Burbs Author: Cat Spike/Xander Email: whipsandchainsbtvs@yahoo.com or kitanalove59us@yahoo.com Rating: NC-17 Disclaimer: Joss owns the boys, Brian Kinney is property of makers of QaF. Feedback: Oh gods please!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "What in the bloody hell is that?" *buzz* Xander twisted the end of the phallic object, turning it off. The brunette swirled it in the air while he talked, "Oh, this? Well, it's a vibrator, and I often use it to shove it up your-" Spike smacked Xander upside the head, "I know what the hell you do with it, numskull. But could you please tell me why you have twenty of them on our dining room table??! The guys, Angel and the Brian Kinney fellow he met are coming over any second!" "I know, " Xander gave Spike an evil smile, "We're going to have something like a Tupperware party, but with vibrators, dildo's and-" "HOLY CRAP, I've never seen so much lube in my unlife!" Xander laughed. "Well, would you like to try some out, Sir? We've still got a bit of time before the guys show up." Spike's mortal lover purred from behind him and pushed him over to lye on his back on the non-appliance covered part of the table. Not waiting for an answer. The blond arched a brow, "Maybe you wanna show the customers a test run of the products?" Jeans were quickly undone and dragged off the Englishman. "Not too bad of the idea, maybe they'll want to test some of the samples on you and you can just stay like this and be the model." Xander half teased, though the idea was arousing beyond thought. *click* Lube poured into Spike's hand, "Gotta get yourself ready, Blondie. Show me how much you want these toys in you." Spike brought his feet up on the edge of the table and spread his pale legs wide, cock riding high against his thigh and wrinkled pucker twitching as he brought his wet fingers to his hole. Gasping, he circled one fingertip along the entrance, scraping with his fingertip. "Push two in.. stop teasing me Spike or I might sell you to them. Oh yeah, fuck, like that." Fingers disappeared deep into Spike's tight anus, pushing in and out. Xander panted from arousal and brought his head between those legs to lick around the stretched hole and Spike's fingers before mouthing at both with a hot, wet kiss. Spike fairly screamed and trust his hole towards those lips. But the man between his legs only moved up cruelly to lick up the underside of his cock, give it a casual stroke with his hand, and moved around to grind mouths together. Tongue tracing at the seem of Spike's lips until they opened and taming his tongue, thrusting in with broad strokes while he tugged the blond's head back. Spike growled in his throat. "Please, Xander." He hated to beg. But he needed more. "What's that Spike? Couldn't quite hear you..." Damned masochistic brat!!! "P-please.." He was simply a deranged pervert, that's what it was! "Oh, well, geeze, all you had to do was say it louder the first time.. here, maybe this will help." Xander's hand ripped Spike's busy hand away from his ass and wrapped those wet fingers around his thick and thoroughly hard cock. "Here.. put that to more use." "You call that help??? I could have figured that one out on my-" "OH GOD, that's not gonna fit, you're crazy." Xander hummed in his throat, "Hmmmm.. oh, I think you can take it." sounding darkly aroused "If you can take my whole fist, this should be impossible, Spikey." Already thoroughly lubed, Xander pressed the head of the biggest vibrator of the line at Spike entrance and pressed in a little, then totally out, working it in with small quick movements. Soon it was being twisted side to side also and the fake dick was thrust halfway into Spike's clenching hole while he raised his hips up and down, fucking it back. The vampire hissing and writhing and the delicious burning sensation. "Gonna come Xan, please let me.." His hand on his pulsing length a blurr and milking it without mercy. "Sure you don't want to just keep it up a little bit?" Xander teased evilly and laughed. Spike grunted, "Maybe I'll fucking bend you over and let one of them fuck that smartass mouth of yours with a dildo!" Xander tried not to think about the fact that that made his cock jump hard. "Alright alright! Come Spike, spill yourself all over those fingers so I can lick em clean before they get here." He rammed the whole length of the vibrator in and out furiously as Spike moaned brokenly and sperm rushed through the wide head of his cock.. streaking his own fingers. Xander's tongue lapped at the wetness like a lazy cat, "God, that was hot Spike." Slowly sliding out the tool, "I'm so fucking glad the guys aren't coming for at least 30 more minutes so we can clean you up and, of course-" his lover wagged his eyebrows, "-you can give me a blow job." The brunette leaned back and eyed Spike's still twitching asshole as the tip of the vibrator spilled free of it's confines, leaving the entrance gasping and wet. Xander drooled and he couldn't help it. Leaning down, he lapped at the gapping hole and groaned low in his throat as his partner's hips jerked up and the blond gasped loudly. Shuddering as he dragged a chair between Spike's legs and plunged his tongue in deep. *Flutter* Xander closed his eyes and slowly fucked the thoroughly used muscle. Hands stroked up and down pale thighs. God, how they both loved this.. the only this that could make this part better was if he were licking dribbling cum from his entrance. Moans filled the air and Xander pulled out his erection, stroking himself and forgetting everything else. So when the door opened and their guests got a delicious sight of the depraved languorousness... "Wow. If I'd known there was a free show like this I would have come to one of these a long time ago. " Brian commented in an amused voice. "Hmmm.. Xander, moved to the left a little so we can get a better view." "AHHHHH!" Spike exclaimed, then, when Xander held his hips still to keep him from getting up, said, "Listen here Xander, I *am not* going to be the sample or test subject here, if it's going to be anyone, it's going to be you!" He continued to squirm and finally escaped as his partner let go, getting up and pulling on his jeans, hair ruffled slightly. "Not exactly having a problem with that. " Brian grinned. Angel laughed and nodded in agreement. Spike jumped when Xander's fingers gripped the edge of his t-shirt and pulled it above his lover's bleached head. "Okay." He said against Spike's ear. "Hell, let's try out your idea.. just to get them interested in a few of the products of course." End. Eh, what did ya think?? lol.